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 Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:51 pm
A two-cow joke:
Atheist Fundamentalism
You stupid fanatic believers have only two cows, and if your weak mind weren't brainwashed by religion, you'd have all the cows you want. Anyway, it would be better if the cows had been aborted.
Oyurgawd, that one hit me dead on. XD
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:00 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:02 am
I'm sorry..WHAT?!?!?!
eek
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:42 am
The Two Cows are meant to make a political joke about ideologies.
For instance:
ANARCHISM: You have two cows. The cows decide you have no right to do anything with their milk and leave to form their own society.
ANARCHISM: You have two cows. You steal your neighbor's bull and ignore the government.
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:39 am
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:24 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:42 pm
Interesting and pleasant. I like the two-cow things. There should be more cows.
Is there one for theism too? If not, there should be. And maybe you will make one for me? :0
Caustic should not post when she is sick and on medication :0
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:46 pm
[.caustic.] Interesting and pleasant. I like the two-cow things. There should be more cows.
Is there one for theism too? If not, there should be. And maybe you will make one for me? :0
Caustic should not post when she is sick and on medication :0 Hehe, I think the best part of the two cows thing is making them up yourself. Personally, I don't know you well enough to make one about you. Sorry.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:17 pm
SPMito [.caustic.] Interesting and pleasant. I like the two-cow things. There should be more cows.
Is there one for theism too? If not, there should be. And maybe you will make one for me? :0
Caustic should not post when she is sick and on medication :0 Hehe, I think the best part of the two cows thing is making them up yourself. Personally, I don't know you well enough to make one about you. Sorry. xD xD Not what I meant. I meant make one about theism. You crazy people never read my mind quite right Dx
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 7:22 pm
Monotheism: You have two cows, there is a Cow almighty.
That's the best I could come up with sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:03 pm
Okay, here's some that I thought up.
Christian Monotheism:
You have one cow. You worshiped it, but one day it was killed by those who perfer goat's milk. Moreso you worship the milk that the one cow left behind. You know that some day the great and mighty cow will return.
Jewish Monotheism:
You have two brown cows, and only drink milk from them and other brown cows. You claim those who milk white and spotted cows will recieve far inferior quality milk, but it will always pretty much be milk. Not water.
Also, your cows manage their own finances and do your taxes.
Pagan Polytheism:
You have several dozen cows. You claim that each cow makes a different sort of milk. You wonder what those fools are thinking, that one cow could supply all oif their milk.
Neo Pagan Polytheism:
You have several dozen cows. They were all aquired when the trend of having only one cow passed, and everyone started thinking that more is better. You forget to milk several of your cows, yet you flaunt them about wildly.
Weak Atheism:
You have no cows. Your milk comes entirely from cats, and you believe that cow milk is rather unhealthy and not at all tasty. Never the less, you support peoples' rights to drink whatever milk they please.
Strong Atheism: You have two chickens. You claim that milk is entirely unhealthy in general, and rather yucky. You also claim that anyone with any constitution can live off of good, wholesome eggs alone. Your chickens are afraid of cows, so you sue anyone owning cows in a 5km radius of your house.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:08 am
Nice job. I enjoyed those. rofl
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:12 pm
Ahh... I love cow ideologies. Reminds me of the time when my teacher made ones about governments.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:23 pm
Theramus Ahh... I love cow ideologies. Reminds me of the time when my teacher made ones about governments. My 8th grade US History teacher had a poster for the various government cow analogies. :]
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