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 Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 11:43 am
I am about to fuggin' suicide....
So winter break comes along, do dee do dee dooo, and my friend has a Party. He invites only a few close friends, most of which (besides his roommates) were/are still in High School, which like cool whatever we're all friends and whatnot.
So party-throwing friend has been brewing Apple Beer or Vodka or whatever the ******** you wanna call it (big jugs of apple juice with Yeast poured into it and left to sit for a month). s**t gets ya ******** up real quick.
I had a whole bottle. @_@
So drunken me decides its a good idea to make out with 3 of the people there. One make-out session lasted for hours with this mopey gay kid who is good friend, but now we make out for 4 hours and he's ******** in love with the idea of making out with me!!
Goddammit.
So like 4 months later, I find out that he's been wanting me to get drunk again so that THAT could happen again, and literally he is miserable because he thinks it's the only god damn thing in the world that'll make him happy. <******** now we're in a show together (shwawkward much kinda?) and we keep having these annoying discussions about how he can't get over me, and literally he just keeps waiting for me to get drunk again so he can take advantage.
And nothing else in life will make him happy.
And he's ******** miserable right now apparently.
Scared about never being touched that way again or some such dumbass nonsense that could only come out of a ******** up mind that hasn't EVEN been alive for 2 decades.
SO Lesson #1) Don't get drunk and make out with your friends.
2) DON'T. MESS. WITH. HIGHSCHOOLERS!!
3) I need to stop getting drunk. Never turns out okay....except that one time.
Anywho, what the ******** am I supposed to god damn ******** do about this god damn kid/friend who's life now literally revolves around me, and my being inebriated!?!? <******** advice now please. crying
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 11:48 am
To be honest I have no clue on what advice to give but I already knew messing with friends was always a bad idea.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 11:50 am
lol clearly I don't make good decisions.....
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 12:08 pm
Teenager, right? They are generally very concerned with their image, so he will drop you like -that- if you make him look bad.
Do really gross things around him like chew with your mouth open and make really bad jokes when you're with his friends. Describe to him in detail the s**t you just took. Wear Dragon Ball Z shirts and spike your hair. Burp and fart as loud as you can on purpose. Tell him you're experimenting with drag and send him pictures of yourself in gaudy truckstop-whore makeup and your mom's clothes. Get some magnetic earrings and fake a piercing in a place you know revolts him. etc, etc. Embarrass and appall him so much that he regrets ever making out with you in the first place.
Oh, and don't ever fool around with anyone still going through puberty.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 12:12 pm
s**t always tends to happen when drunk so maybe you shouldnt drink anymore
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 12:53 pm
Swyff s**t always tends to happen when drunk so maybe you shouldnt drink anymore Or just don't drink as much
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 12:59 pm
Kaos Incarnate Swyff s**t always tends to happen when drunk so maybe you shouldnt drink anymore Or just don't drink as much Or just don't drink with teenagers? xd
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 1:05 pm
...I am not moody. crying
But yeah, tell him you have Cookie or something. Or just tell him flat out you aren't interested and to stop being a little b***h.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 1:19 pm
Medeus So like 4 months later, I find out that he's been wanting me to get drunk again so that THAT could happen again, and literally he is miserable because he thinks it's the only thing in the world that'll make him happy and literally he just keeps waiting for me to get drunk again so he can take advantage and nothing else in life will make him happy.god damn kid who's life now literally revolves around me, and my being inebriated!?!? if the initial apology and then the eventual brushing him off thing isn't working, perhaps you should talking to him about how insulting this is to you. consider that he's telling you he wants to take advantage of you, someone that has been a (longtime??) friend; that's being directly disrespectful to you, and you shouldn't have to take that from any friend, regardless of how he feels, he can keep it to himself, and should have the decency and consideration for you to do so.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 1:22 pm
Cabron LaSwan Kaos Incarnate Swyff s**t always tends to happen when drunk so maybe you shouldnt drink anymore Or just don't drink as much Or just don't drink with teenagers? xd lol well sometimes it hard not to drink when with friends
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 2:05 pm
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 3:04 pm
No matter what way you look at this, you're going to have to be a little cruel to get him to stop.
You have options:
-Take a roundabout and underhanded route
-Be direct
Knowing you, you'd rather get this done without leading him on or without taking too long.
So my personal suggestion is this: Issue him an ultimatum. Tell him he can either stop trying to get you drunk and recieve a single kiss (but never again, unless you decide otherwise XD), or he can continue and simply be pushed farther and farther away from you by his own selfish actions.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 8:45 pm
xD he was the one who gave ME an ultimatum...sorta.
he basically just asked me for one more makeout session. Haven't given him my response, but here's how it's gonna go:
No.
You want a mature relationship? Fine, I'll treat you like a mature adult dealing with mature problems, and say that You're the one who dug yourself into the pit, I'm not gonna stoop that low, in effect belittling myself AND any meaningful relationship he wants to have in the future, and I'm definitely not going to reward his misery by giving him what he wants.
Mature adults don't return to childish one-night-stands to solve life's problems, and I'm not gonna be the one to save him from himself, especially like that.
"Your mess, you clean it up".
>:/
I should probably not include swearwords.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 9:37 pm
Medeus I should probably not include swearwords. Nope, you should burst into the room shouting "******** ******** s**t ******** c**t a** ******** FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" at the top of your lungs. xd Seriously, though, that's a pretty good attitude. He needs to learn that you're not the only one out there, and I suppose that might be a hard lesson for him, but it's certainly a part of growing up he needs to do. In a way I feel bad for him, but you know...
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 7:40 am
Wantcookie Medeus I should probably not include swearwords. Nope, you should burst into the room shouting "******** ******** s**t ******** c**t a** ******** FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" at the top of your lungs. xd Seriously, though, that's a pretty good attitude. He needs to learn that you're not the only one out there, and I suppose that might be a hard lesson for him, but it's certainly a part of growing up he needs to do. In a way I feel bad for him, but you know... I think that would solve all the problems ever. World hunger!? NOT ANYMOAR! I did feel bad, but than I got sick of being his Lamp......can't feel sorry for him anymore. I told him there are billions of other ways to be happy, and he's literally told me that This is the ONLY viable thing that'll make him happy anymore. I'm like, Seriously? The only thing worth living for in your life is the possibility of a drunken make out session with a dude who's made it pretty clear he's not available? Obviously some priorities need straightening out Somewhere....lol
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