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 Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:43 pm
that's how i felt when i woke up this morning. I woke up at 7am to feeling like someone smacked me hard across the face. No it was just my 20-pound cat jumping down from the window onto my face and then onto the floor. I just glared at him. Then i went to feel my cheek where he landed and then i looked at my hand to see a bunch of blood.
this was literally my thoughts "great. Now i have to get up"
he scratched my nose and cheek. i'm just lucky he didn't scratch my eye.
i'm not mad at my cat though. He didn't mean to and i know this. He just got excited because my dad came home from work and I'm sure he just turned around and jumped without even looking where he was jumping to. So i still love you, my fat kitty cat but you didn't make my day go so well since people at work were like "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!?!"
every few minutes someone saw me.
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:56 pm
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Something Invisible Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:14 pm
All I have to say is: "OWCH! That has GOT to Hurt!"
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 11:39 am
 ~ The deepest definition of youth... ═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═
hahahahahahhaah XDD ok, i know its not funny but.. it is!! you have now something funny to tell your grandkids when you're old XDD "... i remember when i used to be your age.. my fatty cat slapped me.." rofl rofl rofl
lol and for a minute there i thought you would be saying "and when i looked at my face i saw a kitty paw on my cheek" THAT would have been funny. :p
═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═X═x═...is life as yet untouched by tragedy ~
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 10:30 am
anime_lover_91 that's how i felt when i woke up this morning. I woke up at 7am to feeling like someone smacked me hard across the face. No it was just my 20-pound cat jumping down from the window onto my face and then onto the floor. I just glared at him. Then i went to feel my cheek where he landed and then i looked at my hand to see a bunch of blood. this was literally my thoughts "great. Now i have to get up" he scratched my nose and cheek. i'm just lucky he didn't scratch my eye. i'm not mad at my cat though. He didn't mean to and i know this. He just got excited because my dad came home from work and I'm sure he just turned around and jumped without even looking where he was jumping to. So i still love you, my fat kitty cat but you didn't make my day go so well since people at work were like "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!?!"every few minutes someone saw me.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:01 pm
I woke up this morning to a Halloween decoration very loudly going off in my closet; nearly giving me a heart attack. Yes, the wind here is so bad it can shake the house enough to set of a decoration in my closet.
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:32 pm
Wooow reminds me of waking up at 5 am then my door just falling on my face.
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:41 pm
Taiyo Jouten I woke up this morning to a Halloween decoration very loudly going off in my closet; nearly giving me a heart attack. Yes, the wind here is so bad it can shake the house enough to set of a decoration in my closet. that's scary! O.O
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:42 pm
Silver Sage-General Wooow reminds me of waking up at 5 am then my door just falling on my face. .....your door fell on you? O.o well i wanna hear this story cause it sounds interesting
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 2:45 pm
anime_lover_91 Silver Sage-General Wooow reminds me of waking up at 5 am then my door just falling on my face. .....your door fell on you? O.o well i wanna hear this story cause it sounds interesting XD Not really. My cat was just smart so she knew different ways to get my door open. One was to just jump up and twist the know and another was to reach under it and pull it open. The latter eventually messed up the hinges and one early morning I woke up but was still groggy then it just suddenly fell on me. I just laid there for a while thinking "whaaaa?..."
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Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 11:26 pm
sorry, but had that been me, kitty woulda got flung into the nearest wall
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 5:49 pm
XemryXIII sorry, but had that been me, kitty woulda got flung into the nearest wall Sound's like what happened to a ferret we had once... Long story short, It scared the crap out of my dad and it got flung into a wall... It lived. still it's pretty funny how my dad tells it.
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 6:18 pm
Silver Sage-General anime_lover_91 Silver Sage-General Wooow reminds me of waking up at 5 am then my door just falling on my face. .....your door fell on you? O.o well i wanna hear this story cause it sounds interesting XD Not really. My cat was just smart so she knew different ways to get my door open. One was to just jump up and twist the know and another was to reach under it and pull it open. The latter eventually messed up the hinges and one early morning I woke up but was still groggy then it just suddenly fell on me. I just laid there for a while thinking "whaaaa?..." XD score board reads Door:1 Sage:0 XD heart
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 5:15 pm
The Somber Silence XemryXIII sorry, but had that been me, kitty woulda got flung into the nearest wall Sound's like what happened to a ferret we had once... Long story short, It scared the crap out of my dad and it got flung into a wall... It lived. still it's pretty funny how my dad tells it. The leader of my youth group is a vet, and he was telling us about his friends first patient. It was a hedgehog, and when the vet picked it up, it bit his finger. When he jerked his hand to get it off, it flew into a wall and died.
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 11:48 pm
aamiller321 The Somber Silence XemryXIII sorry, but had that been me, kitty woulda got flung into the nearest wall Sound's like what happened to a ferret we had once... Long story short, It scared the crap out of my dad and it got flung into a wall... It lived. still it's pretty funny how my dad tells it. The leader of my youth group is a vet, and he was telling us about his friends first patient. It was a hedgehog, and when the vet picked it up, it bit his finger. When he jerked his hand to get it off, it flew into a wall and died. D= (that was literally how my face was when i read that)
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