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 Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:38 pm
In honor of valentine's day, everyone post the cheesiest pickup lines you have!!
Are you a mammal, because my blood is hot for you...
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:44 pm
"How much does a polar bear weigh?" "?" "Enough to break the ice!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:45 pm
"So...You're a girl, huh?"
I've actually used that one before. XD Kinda worked. :>
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:13 pm
Are you an Earthbender? Because you made me hard.
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:22 pm
Anyone care for a Lovers Dinner?
Are you a Piece of meat? Cause your a Prime Choice Now Serving... Would heart -  EDIT: sorry, post style doesnt want to work in guild >_>
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:53 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:12 pm
User of pick up line(UPUL): Hey did you get tickets
Victim(V): To what?
UPUL: To the gun show *flex*
V: *clothes disappear from sheer sexual attraction*
lmao....and one more for the road "r u a parking ticket cus all I see is fine written all over you"
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:21 pm
"Hey, my p***s stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?" "Hey girl, are those space pants? Because your a** is out of this world!" "You Japanese? 'Cuz I want to take japan off." I have tons of them. xD
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:32 pm
"Are you cooking something on my shoulder? Cause that hand is hot."
(Yeah... Me and my friend came up with that one in 7th grade...)
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:36 pm
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have a great a**,
I'd like to ******** you.
yayyyyyy
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:40 pm
"Nice legs. What time do they open?"
User: "I bet you 20 dollars that I can kiss you without touching your lips."
Victim: "Really? You're on."
User: *Kisses victim on the lips and hands them a 20*
Victim: .......
User: "That was worth every penny."
"Hey, my p***s died. Can I bury it in your v****a?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:03 pm
roses are red
violets are blue
i have a knife
get in the van
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:10 pm
Centipedes In Utero "How much does a polar bear weigh?" "?" "Enough to break the ice!"
"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:43 pm
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they stare at me
nice shirt but it would look so much better on my bed room floor
i think im a bug cause the shine of your smile attracts me
i suck at pick uplines... want to come with me anyway?
old skool: theres party in my pants(/mouth) and youre invited
why do they ask the questions
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:00 am
one of mine comes from Weird al
it goes:
Girl you must be Jamaican. Because Jamaican me crazy.
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