Three things:
firstly, here is our V-Day event thread this year.
secondly, I got this message from the Hive:
Zurg Mate 1940
DEAR GIB,
WE KNOW YOUR INFERIOR FACTION AND THE GLORIOUS ZURG HIVE HAVEN'T BEEN TOO CLOSE IN THE PAST. AS A MATTER OF FACT WE'VE TRIED TO ERADICATE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THIS FILTHY, PUTRID, DISGUSTING, MONKEY INFESTED DIRTBALL.
A MATTER OF GRAVE IMPORTANCE IS AT HAND, HOWEVER. THE HIVE IS EXPERIENCING SOME SORT OF CONTAGION... WE AREN'T SURE WHAT IT IS REALLY. OUR "INFECTED" MEMBERS APPEAR TO BE TURNING PRIMEVAL, THEY'RE ATTEMPTING TO MATE WITH YOUR SPECIES FORCIBLY! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR FOR THE ZURG ARMADA!
THE WAY I SEE IT: OUR FACTION IS GETTING A BAD NAME AND YOUR PLANET IS IN PERIL. WE NEED ADDITIONAL TROUPES TO HELP FEND OFF THE INFECTED ZURG AND YOU DON'T WANT TO HOST OUR EGGS WITHIN YOUR NASAL PASSAGES.
G.I.B. WE NEED YOUR HELP.
WE KNOW YOUR INFERIOR FACTION AND THE GLORIOUS ZURG HIVE HAVEN'T BEEN TOO CLOSE IN THE PAST. AS A MATTER OF FACT WE'VE TRIED TO ERADICATE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THIS FILTHY, PUTRID, DISGUSTING, MONKEY INFESTED DIRTBALL.
A MATTER OF GRAVE IMPORTANCE IS AT HAND, HOWEVER. THE HIVE IS EXPERIENCING SOME SORT OF CONTAGION... WE AREN'T SURE WHAT IT IS REALLY. OUR "INFECTED" MEMBERS APPEAR TO BE TURNING PRIMEVAL, THEY'RE ATTEMPTING TO MATE WITH YOUR SPECIES FORCIBLY! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR FOR THE ZURG ARMADA!
THE WAY I SEE IT: OUR FACTION IS GETTING A BAD NAME AND YOUR PLANET IS IN PERIL. WE NEED ADDITIONAL TROUPES TO HELP FEND OFF THE INFECTED ZURG AND YOU DON'T WANT TO HOST OUR EGGS WITHIN YOUR NASAL PASSAGES.
G.I.B. WE NEED YOUR HELP.
Click on the picture to go to their silly V-Day event thread. We'll get to RP some good ol' GiBness.
THIRDLY!
Will you be my valentine?
