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 Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:21 pm
User: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL.
Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world...
User: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE.
Cleverbot: Just a small town boy...
User:... Lolfail.
How I love you so~
xD
Any of you girls fool around with Cleverbot?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:36 pm
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who is there?
User: Olive.
Cleverbot: Olive who?
User: Olive you!
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Yes, you!
Cleverbot: No. I'm a boy.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:36 pm
What is this cleverbot you speak of?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:48 pm
@Inu; Lul. xD ♥ Took me a minute to get the joke. /derp @Storm; Cleverbot is an AI (artificial intelligence) that you can have a 'conversation' with. Think of it as one of Internet's many free ways to kill time.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:09 pm
 He also sings "Never Gonna Give You Up." rofl
I myself prefer Joan, though.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:48 pm
I go on Cleverbot...i kinda like it. i liked it beter before it got smart!...it used to be really dumb...lol.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:36 pm
I let him start the conversation! rofl
Bot: What do you want to do?
Me: knit
Bot: Okay. You first.
Me: Um... Click clack?
Bot: How so?
Me: With cheese!
Bot: Yes. I want to cheese too.
Me: What kind? Bree or Venzualen Beaver Cheese?
Bot: I like cheese.
Me: Mmmm Cheeeeese!
He changed the topic after that! rofl
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:51 pm
me: suck b***h
cleverbot: I certainly don't do it for men who address me in that way.
hehe heh
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:01 pm
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Caught in a landslide.
Cleverbot: No escape from reality.
User: Open your eyes.
Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...
User: I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy).
Cleverbot: Stuck in a chair.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:20 pm
Me trying to confound Cleverbot:
User: If a plane crashes on the border of U.S. And Canada, where are the survivors buried?
Cleverbot: When I find out, I will tell you.
User: I was carried into a dark room and set on fire. I wept until my head was cut off. What am I?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: For some I go fast for others I'm slow. To most people, I'm an obsession relying on me is a well practiced lesson.
Cleverbot: You are a friend.
User: A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A red house is made of red bricks. An orange house is made of orange bricks. What would a green house be made of?
Cleverbot: I look like an orange box?
...later
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Semantics.
Cleverbot: Yes, we should burn all the grammar books.
User: OMG! You Nazi!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot I am your father.
... Much later
User: Help! I need somebody!
Cleverbot: I will be with you, always.
User: Not just anybody!
Cleverbot: Help! You know I need someone.
User: Help!
Cleverbot: When I was younger, so much younger than today.
User: I never needed anybody's help in any way!
Cleverbot: But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured.
User: Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.
Cleverbot: Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
User: And I do appreciate you being 'round.
Cleverbot: Help me get my feet back on the ground.
User: Won't you please, please help me?
Cleverbot: Help me.
User: And now my life has changed in oh so many ways.
Cleverbot: My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
User: But every now and then I feel so insecure.
Cleverbot: I know that I just need you like I've never done before.
User: Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.
Cleverbot: Ok, done.
User: Aww!
Cleverbot: Yes,yes.
Cleverbot fails at Labyrinth though rofl
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: Really I am seeing you, and you are a frog. Do you understand me?
User: You remind me of the babe.
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The babe with the power.
Cleverbot: What power?
User: The power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Remind me of the babe!
Cleverbot: Yepp! That song is awesome.
User: I saw my baby, crying hard as babes could cry.
Cleverbot: What could I do?
User: My baby's love had gone.
Cleverbot: Nobody knew what kind of magic spell to use
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:27 pm
Me: SRSLY?
Cleverbot: Nowai!
Me: Lul!
Cleverbot: Nice. XD.
Me: Epic win!
Cleverbot: Hell yeah man!
This is fun!
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:56 pm
I had fun. I love Cleverbot XD
User: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took the midnight train going anywhere.
User: Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere.
User: I seen her in a smokey room, a smell of wine and cheap perfume.
Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the nigh.
User: It goes on and on and on and on.
Cleverbot: Strangers waiting up and down the boulavard.
User: Their shadows searching in the night.
Cleverbot: Street light people living just to find emotions.
User: Hiding somewhere in the night.
Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.
User: Everybody wants a thrill.
Cleverbot: Payin' anything just to roll the dice one more time.
User: Some will win, some will lose.
Cleverbot: Some were born to sing the blues.
User: Oh the movie never ends.
Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.
User: Strangers, waiting... Walking down the boulevard.
Cleverbot: There's shadows searching in the night.
User: Street lights... People.
Cleverbot: Living just to find emotion.
User: Hiding somewhere in the night.
Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill, everybody wants a thrill.
User: FAIL.
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:41 pm
Dorkii Crayonz User: Is this the real life? Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy? User: Caught in a landslide. Cleverbot: No escape from reality. User: Open your eyes. Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see... User: I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy). Cleverbot: Stuck in a chair. DAMN. HE RUINED IT.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:46 pm
Cleverbot: Who was your father?
User: Darth Vader, obviously.
Cleverbot: Then I am Darth Vader.
User: NOOOOOO!!
Cleverbot: Join me, and together we shall rule the galaxy.
User: NEVER!!
Cleverbot: I am not sure we will be able to continue chatting.
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:47 pm
LMFAO! I love Cleverbot. But that chick annoyed me._.
Cleverbot: Are you going to tell me a story?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Ok, tell me.
User: ONce upon a time there was a fairy named LingLing.
Cleverbot: And, how many other people have you told this secret to?
User: No one, I only trust you. Anyway, LingLing was painting a picture with her mothers blood.
Cleverbot: It is sad if there was a death in her family.
User: Yes, but she killed her own mother. Then a giant snake smelled the blood.
Cleverbot: Freedom.
User: No, the snake found her and ate her. The End.!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Positive. Wanna know how I know?
Cleverbot: How?
User: Because I..was the snake! Dun-dun-duuun!!
Cleverbot: How do I use my microphone to talk to you?
User: PHAIL!
o 3o
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