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Sexxy Lang Syne

Canada sipped cutely at his drink and stood sexxy behind a vodka. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel cute and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how orgasmic his lips got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Canada knew very well why he was at the party: to see Russia.

Ah, Russia. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his soft vital regions made Canada's heart beat like a Dutch man smoking weed..

But tonight everyone was masked. Canada peered gently through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Russia. There, he thought, the man over by the water pipe, the sweet one with the polar bear mask. It had to be Russia. No one else could look so gentle, even in a polar bear mask.

He began to walk Canada's way and Canada started to panic. What if he actually talked to Canada?

Russia came right up to Canada and Canada thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Russia said softly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the sunflower," Canada said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so hot.

Just then, a hard voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Canada's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Russia might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Russia swept Canada into his arms, bent him at night, and kissed Canada sweetly, slipping him the tongue and groping his butt.

Canada could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out sexxily and pulled Russia's mask off his face. It was Russia! "I knew it was you," Canada said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Russia said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Canada watched him go. He would be right back, Canada was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

XD thats so cuuute~!

(I wanted that Mochi >:3)

(Who knows? I could of been, or was it Romano?)

A Cake In Time

On an irritating and edgy morning, Luddy sat with bells on. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His knee ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Gil to love someone with a delicious foot?

Impishly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ach, mein liebe is like a fond oblivious tank, all on a summer's day. I wish my Gil would kiss me, in his own entertaining way..."

"Do you?" Gil sat down beside Luddy and put his hand on Luddy's leg. "I think that could be arranged."

Luddy gasped poutingly. "But what about mein delicious foot?"

"I like it," Gil said cattily. "I think it's devious."

They came together and their kiss was as if their hearts soared like a little bird freed from the tyranny of crockery..

"Ich liebe dich," Luddy said secretly.

"Ich liebe dich auch," Gil replied and kissed him.

They bought a Gilbird, moved in together, and lived sternly ever after.

1000 Potato Ham Animals

Gilby paced awesomely back and forth. High dread filled his heart. Gilbo should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late.
Oh, mein militant love, Gilby thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Gilbo had been taken hostage by 'Prussian Finger,' a supervillain who had the city in a state of gilt terror. Gilby fainted dead away, a bruise on his cheek, a twin to the one on mine..

When he came to, there was a bump on his naughty bits and the high dread had returned. "Gilbo, my amber honey bunny," he cried out naughtily. "What is 'Prussian Finger' doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing professionally as he held him in the thigh.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Gilby remembered a story his grandfather had told him. If you fold 1000 potato ham animals, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Gilby ordered in a supply of potatoes and set to work, folding ham animals until his naughty bits were sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last ham animal when Gilbo walked in the front door.

"Gilbo!" Gilby screamed and threw himself into Gilbo's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 potato ham animals and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on his high horse. He kissed Gilbo smirkily on the thigh.

"Actually," Gilbo said, pulling away expertly, "I was rescued by the 'Genuine Bier.' He's a new superhero in town." Gilbo sighed. "And he's really Baltic."

The high dread came back. "But you're low to be back here with me, right?"

Gilbo checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the 'Genuine Bier' for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving mein life. Stay German, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Gilby choked back a sob and started folding another ham animal. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

1000 Sunflower Bunnys

Gilbert paced awesomely back and forth. Fluffy dread filled his heart. Ivan should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late.
Oh, mein soft love, Gilbert thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Ivan had been taken hostage by 'Watery Shoulder,' a supervillain who had the city in a state of snowy terror. Gilbert fainted dead away, like something out of the ground..

When he came to, there was a bump on his hair and the fluffy dread had returned. "Ivan, my scary honey bunny," he cried out loudly. "What is 'Watery Shoulder' doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing meltingly as he flounders him in the ear.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Gilbert remembered a story his grandfather had told him. If you fold 1000 sunflower bunnys, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Gilbert ordered in a supply of sunflowers and set to work, folding bunnys until his hair was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last bunny when Ivan walked in the front door.

"Ivan!" Gilbert screamed and threw himself into Ivan's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 sunflower bunnys and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in an underground music scene. He kissed Ivan awkwardly on the ear.

"Actually," Ivan said, pulling away uncomfortably, "I was rescued by the 'Prickly Frightening Purple Aura.' He's a new superhero in town." Ivan sighed. "And he's really Ruskie."

The fluffy dread came back. "But you're alcoholic to be back here with me, right?"

Ivan checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the 'Prickly Frightening Purple Aura' for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay hair-raising, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Gilbert choked back a sob and started folding another bunny. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

A Cool Day To Punch

England stepped Humbly out into the Big sunshine, and admired No one >:l's Head. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a Cold sight."

No one >:l climbed off the Scones and walked Huskily across the grass to greet his lover. England patted No one >:l on the Wings and then tried to Punch him Slowly, but without success.

"That's all right," No one >:l said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not Great," England. "Not as Great as the time we Punched Below a dock."

No one >:l nodded Quietly. "We were Awesome back in those days."

"Our Hearts were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," England said. "Everything seems Humble and Strong when you're young."

"Of course," No one >:l said. "But now we're Flat, we can still have fun. If we go about it Greatly."

"Greatly?" England said . "But how?"

"With this," No one >:l said and held out a Hot Crumpet. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to Punch."

England swallowed the Crumpets at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to Punch Greatly. They Punched and He waved his arm and it made a rainbow.. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

(Lol...)