Bamn, time to save Modsmas again!

[Ghash]

I'm really looking forward to some old school Grunny crunching. pirate  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 2
Rolled damage: 14

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 40

Remaining daily attacks: 1


I rush in wish great bombast and flourish. Promptly falling on my face in front of this Grunny. A shameful display indeed.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 16

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 24

Remaining daily attacks: 0

I don't even bother to raise myself from the ground. The Grunny mistakes my clumsy entrance for a sign of weakness and hops too close. I rip off its arm with my teeth, and cook it up in a nice red wine sauce right there on the floor. While it's roasting I eagerly await this much need meal after the ordeals of the day. I'll need my strength for the morning. . .  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 24

Rolled AC: 2
Rolled damage: 3

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 24

Remaining daily attacks: 1

To throw the Grunny off guard, I start beating myself up. Channeling my inner Jim Carey. I fail even at this, giving myself just a hangnail. emo  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 24

Rolled AC: 11
Rolled damage: 8

Attack sucessful.

Remaining enemy HP: 16

Remaining daily attacks: 0

I kick the Grunny in its face, then I taunt it. "Embarrassing isn't it. I kick for your face!"  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16

Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: 18

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 16

Remaining daily attacks: 1

I flop around on the ground urgently.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16

Rolled AC: 9
Rolled damage: 11

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 16

Remaining daily attacks: 0

The Grunny hops all over me, while I cringe in paralyzed fear.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16

Rolled AC: 9
Rolled damage: 13

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 16

Remaining daily attacks: 1

The fierce Grunny spits on my sleeping form. Frustrated at this further delay in the battle.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16

Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: 11

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 16

Remaining daily attacks: 0

.I continue sleeping. . .  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16

Rolled AC: 3
Rolled damage: 18

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 16

Remaining daily attacks: 1

With grim determination I roll over and take a nap.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16

Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 9

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 16

Remaining daily attacks: 0

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 16

Rolled AC: 13
Rolled damage: 7

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: 9

Remaining daily attacks: 1

The Grunny rushes me, I bob and weave, bob and weave, and of course bob, without forgetting to weave. Suffice it to say, to make a long story short, the Grunny got hurt.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 9

Rolled AC: 16
Rolled damage: 11

Attack successful.

Remaining enemy HP: -2

Remaining daily attacks: 0

I ignore the little buggar until it drops dead through lack of attention.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 60

Rolled AC: 7
Rolled damage: 8

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 60

Remaining daily attacks: 1

Maybe I should change my tactics. The Labtechs are going to be much harder than that Grunny.  

[Ghash]

Enemy: Labtechs
AC: 12
HP: 60

Rolled AC: 8
Rolled damage: 17

Attack failed.

Remaining enemy HP: 60

Remaining daily attacks: 0

I curl up for a nap before really starting this fight.