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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:51 pm


It was a dark and cold night on the base, chilling even the hardiest of the soldiers' bones. The door is always open here at the Obscene soldier. Come in, settle down, breath in the thick smokey air of relaxation. Talk all the worldly talk from lovers lost and politics. Everything is open to you my friend here at my pub. First round is on me. I got a few rules for you though as with all fine places.
1. No antagonistic behavior. I don't want to have to shut this down due to a bunch of pricks fighting over who's d**k is bigger.
2. No "epic fighting" we are going to be ourselves, not our RPCs.
3. Don't be afraid to talk about anything. Find someone to shoot the s**t with and go for it. this is a place for friends.
4. Be at least a little censored, if you cuss more then me, then its to much xD
5. Report to me if you see that this place isn't relaxing in anyway and tell me what you think, a pm will do just fine.
6. Please don't comment on people's literacy unless it is absolutely terrible like mine.
7. This is the last rule. If you must rant, make it a short one. Don't go on for pages and pages please.
Now here is the pub:
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:54 pm


(here i will lead with a example since i will be the tender of such a thing my role of the bartender)
~ J stood inside the bar polishing a glass for the fith time since the last customer got his bottle of mead. bored as all sin awaiting for a new group to chat with i view the new pub of mine with great pride. setting the glass down i lift a newspaper and i read waiting still. ~  

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:02 pm


Marek walked in slowly, looking around. He then sat at the bar. "Nice place, man." He shook off his coat, setting it in his lap as he rested an arm on the bar itself.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:06 pm


~ Looks over him with slightly disinterested eyes and i walk over leaning agains the back-bar and says in a highly accented irish tone ~
What will it be lad? somthing to grow you're hairs or bar yh'er brains from the cold? or is it the fruity drinks you are inta'. eather way i will be happy to serve.
~ lays down a list of drinks, looking over him waiting for a order ~

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:15 pm


((RPing in the parlor now? razz Great, I act like myself!))

I walk into a bar, and take a seat at the counter. I wait until the barkeep, J, makes his way back down the bar before saying, "I've got no money, but in the miraculous chance drinks are on the house, I'll take a Shiner."
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:20 pm


~ Grins my sly and slightly grim grin over to him ~
Ad'da boy, this is a place for the downtrodden. dont worrie the hang over is all that we need as payment
~ Pours his drink, and slickly slides it down the counter at him and i walk down slowly ~
feel free to waist time, you are among friends and foes alike.
(yes a place to act yourself. it is a rp without doing much in the way of making a diffrent self )
~ lifts my newspaper and says over it in a calm and tedious voice ~
What is the news of tha' lan'. Anything of interest here or there? no matter how far off everything is close enough to gossip about.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:24 pm


Marek looked at his phone quickly, then up to the barkeep. "I think I'll ha-" Then the phone buzzed. "Hello? ... Yeah., I can. ... See you there." He hung up, stood, and made for the door. "Sorry fellas. Gotta go."

(I actually do. Gotta get up early tomorrow.)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:27 pm


I smirk and start on my drink. "Besides Developments on the US Repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell and the fact that one third of the world's coral reefs died, there's plenty of news for everyone."

I get up and go to the jukebox to put on Rock the Kasbah, The Clash before continuing.

"For myself, graduation in two weeks, no job, rent to pay... my backyard's a little cluttered, and even that is only a balcony." I drink again before adding- "One with a beautiful parking lot view."

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:27 pm


~ raises a salute of a fairwell ~
Fair the winds well lad and enjoy yerself.  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:46 pm


~ Turns back to ferregar and smiles slightly a cackle of sorts in my words.~
The world is a s**t hole. that is fun as all hell isnt it?
~ starts scrubbing afew cups again and sighs~
Better then nothing my friend. you are not on the street yet and you can come here and visit the pub. As for the clutter, it is the best part of a small life, the fact that the mess is somthing that you can control at any time. Ha-ha well drink up and sit it out.
~thinks and pulls out a cigar case and puts one in my mouth lighting it and puffin it gently. looking at ferregar i raise up the case offering. My zippo, gold plated with the marine core symbol with a skull at each corner, gleeming in the light ~  

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Ferregar

PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:39 pm


I chuckle to myself while I continue to drink, making relatively short work on the Shiner in my hand.

"Don't get me wrong- no complaints from me. There's really no better time to be alive... but we, humankind, really need to start taking in our surroundings and acknowledging we're on a precipice of sorts. We have to be careful, or we'll all take the drop. It's a shame that old habits die hard, especially for humanity."

I look around a moment before turning back to J. "You have a billiards room here?"
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:53 pm


Riley walks into the Bar, muttering to himself about how frickin cold it is outside, when he overhears Ferregar's question. "Aye, I think there's a pool hall in the back," he says as he walks up to the barkeep. "How's it goin', J? Mind gettin me a pint-or-so of Guiness?"

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Ferregar

PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:06 pm


"Nice!" I exclaim, sliding my bottle off the counter and moving towards the back. I stop and look back at the of you.

"Either of you interested, or will I playing with these balls alone?"

*snicker*
PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:09 pm


~ puts away my cigars, puffing quite happy on the one i have out as i look up at weilder~
Well look who was drug in on this ell' of a night. anythin' fa' you boss.
~tops off a beer mug, with a perfect white foam cresent, and slides him some guiness. after sliding said glass i wipe up the tad bit of spilt foam and i check to see if i got all in stock and turns to fer~
Nah i got a pub to run, to much to little yha kno'.
~looks back at weilder~
What is new around man? any news?
(oh hey yall can comment on the lay out this isnt the final product, that is reserved for the new guild >.>)  

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:59 pm


Riley turns to Ferregar. "Nah, I've had a long day. I dunno, Marek's not half ba-" He stopped when he realized Marek wasn't in the pub. "Crap. Must've gotten a call." He looked around to make sure, then turned back to Ferr, "Sorry man, looks like you're playin the solo campaign."

His attention shifted towards Obseen, who'd just passed him his Guinness. "Not a whole lot." He took a sip. Guinness wasn't the kind of drink to swig. "I took my girlfriend to go see that animated movie, Megamind. Not half bad, good soundtrack; lotsa classics. We're talkin AC/DC, Guns n Roses, good stuff, y'know? Plot wasn't half-bad either. Kinda predictable, but in a good way." He took another sip. Yeah, he was drinkin Guinness and talkin 'bout a kid's movie. But he figured that the only folk that would have a problem with that were the folk who didn't know him, and he had a tendency to not care about folk what don't like him.

"So what about you, amigo? How's it going?"
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