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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:53 am
Note: This will be the Japanese remake only available for the Super Famicom.  Dragon Quest III is a prequel to II and I, it covers this whole Roto/Erdrick character who we borrowed his equipment from. In a way, this game is sort of where IX got its inspiration from in that you get three characters to recruit much like the whole Patty's Planning Place and it is ranked near top-tier in my favourite Dragon Quests/Warriors that I played. So, with that said, let's go into Roto's story! PS: Roto, you excited as I am to get this started? I know you love this game. : P
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:53 am
You bet your sweet bippy I'm excited! I've never seen the super famicom remake either, so this is gonna be boss.
You should name them after the four current mods. And name Roto after me.
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ThePersonInFrontOfYou Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:38 pm
Oh, that's a great idea! I'll make Roto a girl then of course and I'll use my real name of course just to reference my I & II LP, I wonder who the Sage should be?
These are my thoughts:
Roto-Hero class (by default) Kang- Cleric (I'd rather be a Fighter, but the team needs a healer. D: ) Guardian- Soldier (As the name applies, or maybe I'll name him Liam.) Guv- Thief (They look kick-a** in this one, much like the hero of Dragon Quest VIII.)
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:47 am
You could make me the healer if you want. I usually am one anyway. razz
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:53 pm
I got it all figured out (hopefully), and I finally got all the pictures up, hopefully this LP doesn't pull a Monshou no Nazo on me, or I'll swear off screenshot LPs and move onto video LPs so everyone can hear how Indonesian I actually am. gonk Chapter I: I'M A GIRL DAMMIT!PS: Not me as in Kang, pricks, we're talkin' our heroine. mad  First of all: we must salute these people, without them, it would be impossible for me to do this LP/play this game.  Then Enix of course -leans over to whisper- I've always liked Enix more than Square by the way.. >.>  And the main attraction, instead of leaping right into the game like a boss, I shall make you watch the Prologue. D<  Love this man, he's the kind who is all about tradition and not making the series into some cash cow of an MMORPG.  Then the standard overview of the beginning point, we've just begun!  Three people gathered around the house, my RPG instincts tell me something's going on!  Eww, the birth gross is probably all over the furniture! gonk ever heard of a hospital?  "It kicked the Mother on the way out of the womb and cut the umbilical cord off by itself! I see a heroine a'comin! Yeah, thanks for assuming, pricks. mad What if she just wants to be a lovely librarian who wears flowing skirts and uses large words? D<  The first things the villagers give her her a present is a dagger, SHE JUST WANTS TO BE A PRETTY VILLAGE GIRL AND PICK STRAWBERRIES IN FIELDS FOREVER!  As always, this qt of a man has been with the series since day one and has always gave the series its beautiful taste by not changing artists every five games.  And the King is a big giant p***k so he decides to send Ortega to wreck this Baramos figure shortly after his wife gives birth so he can't enjoy this baby like everyone is.  Way to make him nervous, asscrunch. mad As usual, being the standard Dragon Quest King, he's too lazy to do anything about it, so he makes up lies to make some other guy do all the work.  And they don't.  Lazy bastards. D<  Without a doubt, my favourite composer in all of gaming history (Motoi Sakauraba closely follows.)  We don't need to be reminded. mad I think you just don't like him and you're delivering the "good riddance" to him, pricks.  They don't really say, so it's safe to assume that they probably bought it at Walmart or something.  Well, that's a bit sexist, or the Mother isn't really the greatest one in the land.. **NEXT CHAPTER- Ortega falls for the King's words and tries to save the world, Mother figure isn't the greatest, volcanoes and maybe just maybe Roto in her teen years.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:27 pm
Chapter II: CHILDREN, MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN!I'm baaaaaaack! And let me tell you, it is fantastic to be back on my dear sweet PC even if it isn't in the privacy of my room anymore, I'll never leave you again, DQ/W Guild. ;_; I might be a bit rusty as I haven't LP'd in awhile and I'll need to experiment, but I'll get back to my good ol' prickly self in no time. So with my emotional comeback announced, let's get this qt off the ground. 4laugh So where we last left off (if you can remember) Ortega decided to save the world from the p***k named Baramos and Mother figure wanted him to wait, is he going to agree or go straight out and slay this Arch Fiend? Find out in this chapter!  And he goes straight out to slay this Arch Fiend! He's the kind of man who wastes no time and gets things done, unlike most heroes.  Yeah, yeah, you just want to go to your secret family, a** crack. mad  Oh course not, Baramos is the sort of Dragonoid who battles his opponents in cups of tea and political talks of sort!  And so he sets off to go to his second wife's town slay Baramos.  His second wife found out about his other wife and Roto and isn't too happy about it...  Deciding that no one must know about this, he decides to slay her in this dramatic, high resolution battle (lolSNESgraphics).  But fight with all his might, no one can fight a peeved wife and win.  ...nevermind, but the cost was grabbing her and falling in the volcano with her. Great job, Ortega, you killed yourself by killing a random encounter, the world is saved from one random encounter!  You know, it only takes a day to climb a volcano, swim a couple of oceans and stuff like that..  Jeez, some companions you were, who takes an army of Soldiers? Needs moar Priests! Clearly, they didn't hear the screeching and the axe fighting then..  "You know what to do, find some other tough looking guy and tell him he's the Legendary Hero."  ie: pretty much the only family in Aliahan.  So can we have your child as consolation?  "SO I'VE GOTTEN MYSELF A SECOND HUSBAND, YEE HAW!"  I tell ya, if your desires are maiming people in the head with an axe, you may need help. gonk  Then you all know where this is going to go..  You just want the spotlight to be on you, p***k. mad  Ortega has magical sperm or something.  Then we get a closeup of the King's orgasm face for no reason at all.  Just kidding, it's just the Roto/Erdrick sign! 4laugh  Which takes us to the actual game itself. Tune in next chapter for the actual game, the all important beginning menu, heroines and a very mean/creepy/accurate personality test.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:19 pm
Chapter III: Dongopuss's SisterYou'll see why. By the way Dongopuss is nothing nasty, it's some cat from some Super Mario ROM hack that makes the Super Mario vets look like four year olds chewing on the controller. So, last chapter, Ortega died much like any other video game's hero(ine)'s father, and then because of the whole Magical Sperm Theory, Roto's dreams of being a librarian came to a crashing halt as she has to save the world, with that said, let's continue.  And of course, the menu, of course we could just choose continue, but we'd be sort of at the end of the the secret dungeon only accessible after actually beating the game. Heroine Roto is a woman if you didn't see the very first picture of this LP. mad  And some time has apparently passed since then, and Roto is just going home from her usual daily dancing around naked in the forest with a flute to summon faeries, when..  A waterfall talks to her, I don't even know..  It's probably just King Aliahan doing his usual thing of injecting hope into strong looking people. mad  lolpersonalitytest.  Naturally, because I don't know Roto IRL, I'mma pretend I do. 4laugh  Well, there goes that plan..  So I just go with her Fire Emblem character.  *Closes my eyes and mashes the arrow keys" you are now born in May, Miss Roto.  They're not making this easy for me. gonk  Uhh, sure thing boss!  Oh for God's sakes, and worst part is, this is just the beginning of the quest for a personality. gonk  Maybe I should have just made Miss Roto do this part on her own. D:  Eh, college/university is boring in general, deduced yes on this one.  Our guild is up and running thanks to all her help- yes.  Artistic people are fun like that- totally!  See my artistic reason.  Who hasn't? gonk  Eh, I'm sure she has a way of making that person less boring in her mind, like imagining they have silly hair or something like that.  Just as much as I believe Princess Moonbrooke can not die.  Lots of walking around in college/university sure thing, bro.  I'm the pissy one here, not her. mad  Nice girl, totally, Lord knows how much times I said I'd be back this month. gonk  I would say yes because we're all obsessed with Dragon Quest/Warrior (don't lie mad ) but she has a college/university life so you don't really have room to obsess when your cramming your brain with that stuff.  "NOOOOOOO, NOT MY PRECIOUS 295:00 OF DARK CLOUD!!!!" O wate, that's me. gonk On the other hand, we all have those wacky gaming hours somewhere in our collection..  But he really doesn't. Tune in next chapter for actual game play, a trippy time warp effect, and Kings and Queens and pretty things. PS: You're amazing Roto, don't ever change.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:00 pm
Chapter IV: Let's do the Time Warp Again!Ready for moar personality madness? Don't worry, the questions are over, now, we must walk around and do stuff!  OH SHIE, it's like fighting Lavos all over again!  And just like that, we are in a castle, finally, gameplay!  ie: Behind the curtains..  Sailor Moon? D:  Basically, she's going to wage war on another nation all for a jewel. :/  Yeah yeah, a jewel is going to make your nation so much better. mad  Basically, that's her scheme to get a jewel, pretty bad if a Queen has to work for a jewel. D:  "Why? Cause my Wife said!"  Basically, he says the Queen might be lying, but the King is a stubborn p***k.  And because Hanvil is a weak, weak man, they are left to invade their neighboring kingdom for the lulz.  Oh you skank, Roto has her standards. mad  Eh, taking the page of Fire Emblem: if a nation invades, they're going to fall hard.  Shur thing doc.  Well, f u 2. mad  Eh, EXP is EXP even if it's from the body of villagers.  Well, someone's a bit too excited that a sexy woman is in his army..  And we do..  But really don't.  It was all a dream.  obby. redface  This is starting to sound more like Hassan ere' and less like Roto. gonk  The other side is a dragon that would destroy the world if it got revealed.  And he is loving it like no one's business.  ..b-buy new ones?  You're not spring onion yourself, p***k. mad  Scratch that, we're inside of a dream where we had a dream of having a dream, I don't even-.  Better not judge me then. mad  And we end with another time warp.. Tune in next chapter for the actual game itself!
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ThePersonInFrontOfYou Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:16 pm
heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart
Man, now I'm kinda embarrassed.... I haven't really done much, like a lot has gone unfulfilled.... But whatever about those insecurities. You certainly know how to make a really crappy day suddenly turn awesome Hassan. You're too cool for me. heart
What's fun is that even though you got a different personality then what I usually get, you got the exact same scenario that I always get. You just answered it differently, since you're not me, I guess. You answered a lot of them the way I would (Though I don't bore easily, really. When I get swamped with work it's anything but boring. gonk .). You did well guessing what I'd say, and that's pretty neat . Also, DONGS made me fall out of my seat laughing.
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:26 pm
Anytime Roto, it's the least I could do, things will get better here now that I have my PC working again. <3 Chapter V: Magical Sperm, Activate!Right, so after out weird dream, we actually wake up, let's watch Roto sleep until then.  Now I just feel creepy for saying that. gonk  Inb4 Crono. cool  Only there will be no fair and cat and stuff like that, Roto's life is slightly a little duller than his ATM. D:  Apart from that time, ya' know two updates ago?  The best part is, Mother figure finally found out that her daughter is not her son.  With that, Roto and her sword get out of bed for some immediate raiding.  Oh jeez, just get the camera while you're at it. mad  Gwaelin's ancestor, but I must!  Not like she has any lines in this game anyway. D<  Fun fact: it's bigger than the town itself and has a bigger population as well.  For sixteen years he's been waiting to ******** her life up. D:  But we don't go upstairs.  Oh staple items in the series, how I love you all.. heart  Yeah, he egged Roto's house and didn't buy anything at the store, that p***k. mad  I'm gettin' there, I'm gettin' there, sheesh!  Because he apparently can't enter towns like other monsters..  Aren't you the Princess Zelda character if I do say so.  Yawn, some warrior if he can't fight on a volcano. D<  So he's stuck here with his shitty job and nowhere to go. heart  Gimme key plzkthx. 4laugh  O dayum, quest for this key: activate!  You know what that means..  And they even throw a cave in there just to draw it out. heart  I'm not even going to bother to explain what these things are. gonk  Oh jeez, these people really want me to go spelunking ASAP. D:  That's heroINE to you. mad  #1 reason why people can't get past the first dungeon in the NES Final Fantasy. lol  And it's the only way Mages can survive, Moonbrooke wishes this existed for her..  Or Patty, whichever one rolls off the tongue better.  And our Heroine, a silly teenager who passes her time reading books and sleeping; isn't fond of this whole Legendary Heroine thing. Next chapter we actually talk to the King and get pestered by the villagers.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:34 pm
Chapter VI: You are the Legendary Hero, Roto!Right, so where we last left off, our heroine, Roto went to go end her normal life and take up the life of a hero, which she would rather not, but has to, with that said, let's go meet this King.  I beg your pardon? mad  That's more like it. D<  God forbid it being too much effort to visit the whole two families in Aliahan. mad  Every ******** morning. :/  And what did we learn from that, kids? That living double lives are only meant for prostitutes and elementary school teachers!  HAAAAAAAA, DARK PUN! heart  Aaaaandd here we go, straight to business this p***k goes. mad  DWI: Descendant of Erdrick, only you can save the world! DWII: Descendant of Erdrick, only you can save the world! DWIII: Erdrick, only you can save the world! mad mad mad mad mad  A.K.A-Voldemort.  Fun fact- Baramos really doesn't do anything but sit on this throne in the ominous dungeon murmuring death threats at everything.  Which is why she is not a dumb brute and will not ditch her army of Soldiers at the base of a volcano, right? mad  *Glee*, the first monarch we met who isn't a stingy b*****d!  Regardless, the two clubs and a cypress stick still suck badly. -__-  Before we meet Roto's friends, let us raid this place.  Ah, ignorant old people, where would a game be without them?  You know, without a house and having to walk around all day and night? Yeah, that's the life..  She's not that manly looking. gonk  Shur you did, you're just some p***k who spends his day in an armour shop. mad  And here we go again. rolleyes Poor Roto, it must suck living in her Father's shadow. D:  He's guarding behind the armour shop as that's where the drug deals thrive in Aliahan.  "Yeah, he told me to give my life up and go slay an Archfiend!"  Then of course she's all like "That's nice dear."  ANYWAY, ANYWAY, IT'S ANYWAY. mad mad mad mad mad  And yes, she did sleep on the floor heaven forbid her bed is up a flight of stairs.  Oh jeez, I'm sure she just can't wait to get outta this hole and hear something else for a change.. In the next chapter, we raid a bit more, finally meet our companions, climb into wells and maybe wander the world a bit.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:28 pm
Chapter VII: Mustaches, Brawn and KarateSo, let's go meet Roto's friends now, who are hangin' about in the bar!  And we sort of do..  As in there is one Small Metal that needs a Thief's attention and I think you can miss five in this game.  Why would you go do something like that? You get a sexy woman in a rabbit costume of course!  Cause that's not a "USE ME AND WIN" hint. stare  God forbid climbing a small tower and reading a book up top of it.  PATTYYYYYYYYY! 4laugh  But before we actually pick people up, we need to make them.  In searching for ways to ditch Gwaelin, our hero from the future falls into a time warp and ends up in his great^20th Grandmother's time.  Would have to be to say no to Gwaelin 234,536,346,743 times..  Only without the kick a** bandanna and sex face when his HP falls to a dangerous level.  The game knows man, the game knows.. D:  And last and not least, everyone's favourite Guardian!  Him and Guv take the lead whilst Roto goofs off and Kang rolls his eyes at everything..  And our heroes (from front to back) Roto: Sucked into a scam, she now has to save the world, always gets the bed and makes the other three sleep on the floor. Kang: Some teenage p***k who is all proud about finally getting facial hair, can take a sword to the breast but no one touches the stache. mad Guv: Apparently grown his hair out, is on the hunt for a certain King. Liam: A mysterious Soldier who came from the starry skies, Roto decides to bring him along, likes collecting fruits.  Remember how much the King's item's sucked? Yeah, well our new friend's items suck more (ie: naked). gonk  Climbing down a well, we end up here.  50 Metals later, and we will have some pimped out items. cool  Yes, yes, Yuji Horii approves of gay marriage and so should you. mad  50 Metals later, Baramos will be scared of me too. 4laugh  Any DQ/W fan can tell me how this works..  PS: We only have/had one.  Well ******** your s**t. mad  B-but why?  Just cause. Next chapter will be nighttime, thievery, more world map crawling and another village.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:20 pm
Chapter VIII: Nighttime Raids and New Village RaidsBah Humbug, that's all I can say to why I'm doing this on Christmas Eve. mad  Come nighttime, the drunks come out to play as well the paranoid guy guarding his house totally isn't. heart  But first because drunks are always more important than raiding houses..  Only a drunk would recommend a Wizard over a Soldier. mad  Well, someone's too poor to afford a door.  We've come for your child! And perhaps what may be in your drawers..  Jeez Roto, Aliahan is known for its vibrant adult-orientated nightlife, stay away from it at night!  Eh, I'd be scared too if people came into my house at dark and watched me sleep. gonk  Funny part is that she stands there every night waiting for Roto, even if we are 776 days into the journey. <3  No more sleeping on the floor : ( that's her companion's job. 4laugh  Come next day we wander a little north and end up here.  An RPG'er's favourite. <3  What kind of question is that? And no, I'm just a pretty, pretty boy with boobs. mad  The late 80s/ early 90s were a different, different time if you can recall that much.. D:  Oy yoy yoy, NPCs can't do anything these days (or everrrrr) D:<  Like getting the Mini Metal that somehow got under that rock.  Oh God, the five minute from Aliahan to here was just a walk from Hell! gonk /sarcasm  Continuing our raid, Roto reminisces of her high school days when her P.E marks were parallel to my high school Physics marks and she bought $90 pairs of shoes from West 49 and whatnot.  Then she decides to go back to the good ol' days of being top dog. D<  But enough of tedious village raids, a dungeon crawlin' we will go! Next chapter: ^ That as well as nostalgia and old men!
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:08 pm
Chapter IX: A Dungeon that Connects to the Castle which Connects to a Cave which is the Passageway to the LighthouseYep, you heard right, our next dungeon is all that and even more, all good fun to say the least. heart  Yay, our first dungeon, and DQIX fans should be familiar with this song.  OH LAUD, DARK DQ SEX PUN, in other notes, Me and Guv are taking a srs beatin' ere. gonk  In heading south, our group descends into the cave part of the dungeon with like over 9,000 branches, I love you Dragon Quest III. <3  Upon emerging from the cave after many backtracking to assure I got all the treasures, we end up in a greenland with a desert in the middle, where else but Dragon Quest? heart  Jeez, it's almost as if they are weeding the real men from the children by throwing like four consecutive dungeons for the very first crawl in the game. D:  More lighthouse fun as Yuji Horii apparently has a fetish for heights.  Although tis a short climb to the top to get to this old guy. D<  As in stealing it from someone who rightfully had it, o u bdass. 4laugh  *Glee* even if it is just some key that is rendered useless two doors later before everything is sealed by the Magic Key. D:  We also raided the old man's stash and found an album filled with pictures of Roto as a child and she is in nostalgia mode.  Eh, I still think it would have been badass for her to be a Jock, but her MAG growths disagreed with me. D< Finally, the first dungeon is done just like that, that wasn't so bad, eh?  Yup, you guessed it, second part to actually leave this continent is to find a ball, pure badassery. cool  Which is like the only place we haven't went yet. D:  This ball could break the fourth wall if it wanted to, it puts Bomberman to shame.  -And so we go..  N-no I didn't get in here?  And here we go with Ortega again.. and because of that we get this ball. mad  Eww, plot progression, we all love it. Tune in next chapter for explosions, swastika warp zones, dungeons in every nook and cranny and a new continent!
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:31 pm
Chapter X: I'mma Go Play Catch With This Ball Instead!Sorry for the delay, it was because I actually beat the entire game and screencapped everything, so it's just a matter of actually doing the work..  Right, so there is where we pick up, to the cave to the west of Reeve, wait until you see what this badass ball does. cool  Nope, just teasin', we ain't there yet, but it's always good to raid an old man's cave for useless things, eh?  Now we're there, kind of sucks you only get to use the badass ball once though. : (  Wait for it, wait for it...  Fasdjg;laksjd;cvlawerf! I love explosions... heart  Upon the rubble we find this as well as an entry for a warp zone.  O laud, finally, we get to progress to the actual fun parts of the game now.  Climbing out of the wardrobe on a rainy day in England, our team finds themselves in a magical kingdom.  Although it be no Narnia, there are bossy monarchs to come who rule the kingdom. But as all players know, the NPCs come out to play at daytime.  Apparently, the name Baramos got out, way to be, King Aliahan. mad  Eww, monster arena, I never use it cause I grind like a good boy and never need extra gold. mad  Like my life. emo  With my lulzing at gamblers outta the way, we proceed with getting hints on what to do next.  Oh, we're assholes stealing from the church. cool  We also find this, only it actually has a use unlike the Hard Heart. cool Bitches dun' know bout' mai insane wisdom growths. And for the rest of the game, I don't switch my personality once.  O laud, apparently, 90% of DQIII NPCs has racial conflicts with Aliahanians. gonk  Animals are no exception...  Then again, we're known for our thievery. heart  ...animals are no exception... (I hate Pachisi with a fiery passion by the way. mad ) Tune in next chapter for castle raids and the usual Ortega's Daughter Standard/Treatment.
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