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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:38 pm
The Clinic
Here at Sonata Health Clinic, we strive to provide all our patients with the best care possible of such a small, straggling, useless town as this! We offer pharmaceutical, medical, and alternative treatments, such as acupuncture, aromatherapy - the works! We hope you like how that sounds, because, really, where else are you going to go? Honestly, take a look outside, people! We don't even have a highway! You can't see the mainland for miles! Why did anyone even come back? There was a hurricane! It destroyed everything! Shouldn't that be enough for people to get that the Goddess doesn't - er.
..What is meant to be said is that.. We're a nice, friendly, welcoming staff, though small, we have the most advanced technology we and the mayor can afford! Three rooms, one examination room, two offices, and a staff room for us to play paper football, drink coffee, sleep, and eat the food that YOU won't be able to have as a patient! HA! We hope you enjoy your fish oil, butter-less bread, soy milk muffins, and lizard tails! But, seriously, it's not THAT bad here. Every room has a television, radio, and chains to.. restrain patients when we don't feel like dealing with them. You know, I shouldn't even be the one talking here. Probably lose all our customers.. Oh, well. Have fun.
 
Staff
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Patients
Room 1 - Keith LeBlanc Room 2 - Blaire Vatonage Room 3 - Claimed.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:58 pm
★ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Lt. Paprika Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★ Ginger walked in around noon-ish, a thick white hand towel was pressed on her left arm. It had blood seeping through to the other side of the towel, however not enough to drip on the floor. She seemed a bit too calm about it as she walked to the front desk, smelling of whiskey. She's had worse injuries back in Iraq, so this was nothing to be worried about for her! If anything it was just a boo-boo, something that she needed a band-aid for! Well more like stitches... close enough.
The large built woman noticed the receptionist and said. "Uh, hello. I need to see a doctor... I had an accident cutting my pants with a bayonet. Long story." Not exactly the truth, but close enough.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:08 pm
Ohh, why were people in this town always bleeding? Mei hated blood, which was an odd trait for someone who worked at a clinic. Couldn't she just sell over-the-counter medicine and let the people with college degrees work with the blood? At least the woman wasn't bleeding all over the carpet like last time.
Still, Mei couldn't help but get a little excited about the woman who came in. Damn her masculine-woman fetish, but this person was hot. Starting to feel a little flustered, Mei avoided eye contact and pulled out a form for the woman to fill out... If she could. "Uhm, okay, you'll need to fill this out at some point..." she said, pushing the clipboard forward.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:22 pm
★ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Lt. Paprika Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★ Ginger took the forms and started to fill them out with one hand, keeping her left close to her to keep putting pressure on the wound. "I can do this now, don't worry. not the worst injury I've had." She said casually, though in her voice was a slight hint of her being drunk still. She wrote them crappily, as she had slight blood loss, but finished them either way, then handed them back to Mei. "Here you go."
She stood there and half checked out Mei, half was trying to keep conscious. She did sleep with a severely bleeding arm, walk all the way here, and just wrote a form out. It was a surprise she had the ability to still check out this cute little asian girl after all that! But what could she say? She was slightly drunk and Mei was kind of attractive. She would have to remember to ask her, her... uh... what now? "Might need a wheelchair." She said casually as she started to feel lightheaded.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:32 pm
Mei thanked Ginger as she took the form back, slipping it into a folder to look at later. "Take a seat over there, please," she said with a small smile as she gestured towards a few waiting chairs. Then, she stood up and walked into the break room, grabbing a wheelchair. "Doctor St. Jean, you have a patient," she said in her usual vague manner before returning to the lobby, leaving the wheelchair where Finn could get to it. She then proceeded to input Ginger's information into her computer.
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:52 pm
Dr. Finn St. JeanFinn hummed quietly to himself as he was organizing papers in his office. He glanced at the clock quickly, then shrugged. He picked up a medical journal of a prestigious doctor from the city that only insanely rich people could afford to go to. He was probably an astounding doctor, so Finn amused himself with a medical journal giving very specific details of surgeries and all that magical fun stuff.
Oh, a patient? Finally. Hopefully this one had something that would make Finn at least like his job a little bit. He didn't have one interesting thing that had happened to him since he moved. Just people complaining of spontaneous drippy noses or slight dandruff.
He grabbed the wheelchair, assuming it was for the patient. Broken leg perhaps? Two broken legs? Maybe the patient lost a leg. He wheeled it towards the lobby, where he saw a rather muscular woman sitting there bleeding. Oh. No broken legs by the look of it. What was the wheelchair for then? Huh, she probably didn't feel too...stable. While passing the front desk, he glanced at the Ginger's information form.
"Hello there Ms. Pepper I'm Dr. St. Jean. I hope other than your bleeding arm and slight lightheadedness that you are feeling alright?" Clearing his throat, he pushed the wheelchair over and helped Ginger into it. He started pushing her into the examination room for further inspection of the wound. He nodded to Mei as a thanks for getting him and also for the wheelchair. And who didn't like being acknowledged every once in a while? "Come get me if there's anything else you need, alright?" He said to Mei as he left the lobby.
Now in the room, he sighed quietly as he squirted on some hand sanitizer and put on latex gloves. He would've needed them sooner or later. "Now Ms. Pepper. Could you please tell me exactly what happened?" He said before actually starting the examination.
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:14 pm
★ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ [ Lt. Paprika Pepper ] ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ★ Now on the wheelchair and in the examination room, she put her arm forward and unwrapped the white towel. She had a rather deep cut starting from the right of her wrist, and going down diagonally, until it stopped halfway down her arm. She looked at the doctor, and then looked down, shaking her head. "Didn't I tell the girl out there?" She didn't really, and forgot what she said. "I was... working, I own the flowershop... and the thing I use to trim plants was dull so I used a bayonet, and slipped." That sounded about right.
"Look at you gonna do something about this? It hurts really bad. I have great insurance, so just fill me with painkillers, clean this out, and stitch me up so I can go." The woman said, a light slur in her voice; clearly both from being still intoxicated and from being lightheaded due to blood loss. Still Ginger hated hospitals. There was a reason too. Once Mei runs her insurance they'll know why; great is an understatement. For an agent like her, she has some fantastic insurance, and all of the hospitals she goes to want to make sure she absolutely okay and run a lot of unnecessary tests! That way they can get more money from her insurance.
But it was also obvious that she was lying; a slip wouldn't cause a wound like that. No more like depression and a lot of whiskey, at least she sobered up quickly enough to walk herself here!
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:31 pm
Dr. Finn St. JeanFinn frowned. "Well, alright, if that's what you say." He shrugged. They probably both know that a slip wouldn't cause a big cut like that, probably just a long but deep one.
"Well, alright, let's get you out of here." He injected painkillers into Ginger's arm and let it settle in for a few minutes, going outside to talk to Mei about Ginger and all that fun stuff, and came back with a tray of stitches stuff he got from the nurse.
Finn gives Ginger stitches. *more lazy*
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:43 am
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Lesley took Ginger to a room while the ex-marine was on the wheelchair. She helped her on a bed and told her that they wanted to keep her here for a bit to make sure she doesn't go critical from blood loss. She then connected a machine to check her blood pressure periodically, one on her finger for heart rate, and then put an IV for fluids... or at least said it was an IV for fluids. Once the IV was in, she put an injection through there.
"What's that?!" Ginger asked concerned. "Oh nothing! It's for the blood loss." "It doesn't... feel like... it is...." Ginger said before falling asleep from it. The nurse then left Ginger there, and went to Dr. Finn. "Well Doctor... it's pretty obvious that wound was self inflicted, and since we can't stop her from being discharged once she's doing okay, I figured we could have her stay a bit longer to get her some help." she smiled gleefully. "So I drugged her." She said it so cheerfully and cute~ "Did Lesley do good Doctor? Please tell me I did good~" Of course she did good. She knew it! So she went out to the front desk, still talking to the doctor somewhat.
"Okay so I looked her up, and her sister has a facebook page. So I happened to have a friend of hers added and read her things. The patient is depressed because she was rejected, and is an open homosexual! So to make her not suicidal, we must make her happy through sex!" Lesley was a nurse for a reason... to make people happy and not die! She then looked over at Mei. "Sooo Mei... you're bisexual right? Oh how silly of me asking, of course you are. You're asian. So I want to ask you a favor..."
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:58 am
Mei was sitting at her desk, still inputting Ginger's information into the computer. 'Damn... this... stupid... machine.... GAHH backspace?! Again?! Uhm uhm uhm where's the backspace key again? Ack, I hit the 'enter' key by mistake! I have to fix this, hurry, hurry hurry...' she thought furiously as she typed slowly. Each time she hit a key, it was loud and hard and done as if she were trying to poke the keyboard in half. Ohhh, she hated computers!
Theeen Lesley flounced in. Mei liked her; she was cute and bubbly and fun to watch, but sometimes she said confusing things. Like now. Facebook? Why did that sound familiar? Was that another computer thing? Why did she have to be so bad with technology?!
Mei blinked when she was addressed. Was Lesley making a joke? Did she just not understand her correctly? Because sometimes her English-comprehending skills just flew out the window... So she must have misunderstood! She made a mental note to read a dictionary, just to bounce right back up to a normal level. "Uhm, yes, I'm bisexual... But what does that have to do with anything? What kind of favor?" she asked hesitantly, almost cowering behind her computer monitor. She didn't have a good feeling about where this was going.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:49 am
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"Anyway off subject. Point is the patient is depressed because a woman rejected her, and you asians are known for loving long time, sooo how about you go help for once instead of violating that keyboard with your fingers?" And Lesley honestly wondered why she was so pathetic. Maybe if she didn't have such a nasty personality...
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:10 am
Mei stared up at Lesley with a confused expression. What... was this woman trying to say? "Uhm, I'm not entirely sure what to say about that?" she replied, tilting her head to the side slightly in a quizzical manner. That description was oddly specific.
Mei looked down at the keyboard when Lesley addressed her again. She didn't type that oddly, did she? Her computer teacher in high school had said it was cute! ...Oh, wait. That sounded bad. A few moments later and Lesley's words finally processed. She snapped her head up to stare at the woman once more. "Wait, what? No!" she cried. It was a reflex to reject, but she paused to think about it. Ginger was very attractive, and it wasn't like she hadn't considered it subconsciously... No! She couldn't admit to her embarrassing fetish! "...That's not included in my job description," she said, turning pink.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:20 am
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"Yeaaahhh I know it's not. Buuut..." Lesley reached into her pocket with her free arm and took out a twenty. She then moved the bill around in front of Mei. "You'll get a nice little extra if you do!" Yes she was whoring Mei for twenty bucks. "It's twenty whole dollars. That's a lot of money here."
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:59 pm
Mei was thoroughly confused now, but when was she ever entirely sure of what Lesley was thinking? She shifted uncomfortably as the older woman wrapped her arm around her shoulder. She wasn't all that good with gestures like that, probably because of her rather traditional upbringing, but she had to admit, Lesley smelled nice... (Stop being a creep, Mei, it's not cute.)
Mei looked at the money. Was she really trying to bribe her? To... yeah? And for only twenty dollars? She tried to get Finn's attention in a silent, albeit slightly desperate, attempt to ask if this was appropriate. Of course it wasn't! Even she could say that! "Why don't you do it, Lesley?" she asked, a little hesitantly, mainly because the girl was so close and could probably do some damage if provoked.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:11 pm
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"Fine! I guess you won't do it! I see how it is! We'll just have to keep this woman on drugs. Drugs make people happy too. Yes! It has been decided!" Lesley striked a pose! "Another brilliant idea by Lesley Hunter!" She honestly wished she was a character in House. That would be more interesting. But NOOOO. She had to be stuck here. With stupid Dr. Finn who won't have sex with her, stupid owner dude who she doesn't even know how to pronounce his name so she calls him Kung Pow, and Chopsticks here who mocks her virginity! Just because she wasn't a child prostitute in Beijing was no reason to make fun of her!
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