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Loco's 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos Review
by Loco PlMp on Tuesday, August 17, 2010 at 5:35am
(Now before I start... There are a few things I might say that might offend a few JUGGAHO'S! But I keep it real and i dont give a s**t so lets get to it...) (oh and b4 u read this.. make sure u grab a drink and a ciggarette cuz its pretty long lol)

THE WAY THERE: Sucked Balls!!! Not because it took over 15 hours to get there and I had just worked 8 hours before we left and gotten 4 hours of sleep the night before... BUT because on the way there almost 45min away from the border line of leaving Virginia... I'm driving through the mountains and s**t... aint no cars anywhere in sight... So i'm doing 90mph for a hott minute... I slowed down a lil bit to about 80mph and i kinda glance over to the right and i see a State Trooper hiding in a crazy a** spot... and i pass him.. and im like FUUUCK.. the wifey is in the backseat sleeping, and my boy is passed out in the passanger seat.. plus Dirty, Zach, and Jake are following behind me... So i keep checkin the damn mirror and sure enough... I see the lights.. he's right ******** behind me... now honestly i dont give a s**t about gettin pulled over.. ive been pulled over ATLEAST 10 times... BUTTTTT... those 10 times caught up to me getting my License Suspended... and you know the VA Laws nowadays... Drive on a suspended.. Automatic Jail Time... So all I thought was Im gonna be in jail during the gathering... anyway... he tells me to step out the car... searches me and tells me to get in the front seat of his s**t lol... to make this story short.. i kept it real with him and he didnt take me to jail.. but I do have 2 tickets for Speeding (wreckless) and driving on a suspended! So come September for my court date i'll be facin jail time no doubt... Anyway Lets get to Day 1...

Day 1:
We got to the hotel about 5PM thursday afternoon and met up with all my Ohio Peoples.. Sparklezz, Pringlez, Cheesey Poof and Alaska... (Wow... ******** names... that just occured to me... oh well) So we kick it there for a hott min and we roll to the campgrounds which was about 30min away.... They had already set up a spot the day before so from there it was straight to fillin up the bookbag full of beer and walkin around Hatchet Landings... Met up with my Grimtowne and V.A. peoples out by the 2nd stage and honestly.. i pretty much just got wasted until it was time for Psychopathic Rydas at the main stage!!!!
So at 11PM The Rydas came out.. and straight up... blew the ******** roof off the b***h!!! maybe it was the beer flow thru my system that made it so dope... or they just really brought it this time around!!! either way.. great ******** set!
1 AM King Gordy - 2nd Stage.... Now Gordy always puts it down as usual... especially at the gathering.. but what was extra dope is one of my grimtowne cats all gathering was carrying this big a** devil/bull horn on a big a** stick and brought him to all the shows... and he was upfront during Gordy and Gordy grabbed it and had it on stage with him while he was rappin and the crowd went crazy for it!!! ha.. dope s**t!

Next up was my homie Ajax.... he def had alot of energy on the stage... maybe too many x pills for him haha.. but it was good seein him up there i was up front for that and he looked down pointed at me and he said.... LOCOOOOOOO........ V.A. is in the house ladies and gentlemen!!! So that was a dope lil shout out...
After that I had to re-stock on beer and run over to the Freekshow Tent to see LIL' WYTE!!!!
He had a full band behind him this time the tent was packed from front to back and he def put it the ******** down...... only thing I didnt like about this performance is that the band had a lot of solo time while he just sat up there drinkin... but when he's songs came on he wrecked shop!!!! makes me wish I took that offer i got a few weeks ago to open for him!!!
By then the wifey was beat so she took herself a nap.. it was about 430 AM im sittin there still drinkin... debating on passin out.. or headin down for Hed P.E... ahhhhhh ******** it.. lets see some Hed P.E... they started pretty late like 5am or some s**t.. and played until the ******** sun came up!!! i didnt stay for the whole thing but they put it down if you like that rock sound... Thats where I also met up with my Manager 'Twenty Roc" who worked this years Gathering (so I always got the scoop and everything going on behind the scenes!)

From there.. Back To The Hotel.... to get rest for Day 2...

Day 2: LADIES NIGHT!!!
I honestly dont remember too much I did during the day... oh yea!.. DRANK s**t LOAD OF BEER!!! and let me tell you... the drugs this year in my opinion were way more deep this year then last year.. i mean god damn!!!! you got the drug bridge of course where u can get ANYTHIGN in your wildest dreams but when you got people knockin on your porterpotties askin u if u want some shrooms... thats a lil over the line! haha... Anyway.. we hit up the ICP Seminar at 5.. He talked about dropping a new Golden Goldies Album (you gotta be oldschool to know about that jack!) he gave away 2 pairs of shoes, and this part you should really listen to... he told the crowd.. he's heard alot of people saying that they wanted to throw s**t at tila tequila, but asked the juggalos real nicely NOT TO DO IT because Psychopathic paid her a whole bunch of money, and basically just dont wanna throw that down the drain.. (and shaggy wouldnt be able to ******** her lol) haha... anyway..... 8pm.. WARREN G!!!

Now i'm def a old school Hip Hop Head, and I listen to alot alot alotttttt of rap outside of psychopathic/underground music... and Warren G... i wasnt missin him for nothing!!!

He had a pretty good response from the juggalos which i was glad to see... he did alot of old school s**t.. but the main song everybody wanted to hear??? of course... REGULATORRRRRRRRRSSSSSS... he killed it.. hands down... next up... the man that lives in the woods... BOONDOX!!!!!

Boondox is always the s**t in my opinion just because he's different.. he did a few new joints.. but my favorite s**t is always SIPPIN ON DOWN!!! i get real into that s**t when he plays it haha.. great set for boondox!!! next up..... Kottonmouth Kings...
Now... as i said before.. i keep it real.. my opinions are MY opinions... and that being said... I went back to my campsite to DRINK instead of seeing the Kottonmouth Kings... now dont get me wrong.. i LOVE their music... i've been down with the crown since their 1st Album!! and i've probably never missed a Kottonmouth King show that came to my town SINCE then! So thats about 12-13 years of listening and seeing them live... and honestly.. after Pakelika left.. its not the same for me!!! not hatin on em.. but i didnt wanna shed a tear when i didnt see pak! haha.. so i just stayed at my spot and drank (where i could hear the main stage either way so i was still singin along to every song they played)..... who was the main eventer for that night?... DARK LOTUS BABY!!!!!!
I didnt get to see Dark Lotus last year because i think i was blacked out by then.. but I made sure to see em this time around... DOPE INTRO, GREAT SONGS, and all out a great ******** performance by the all mighty lotus!!!

Ok........ since the main stage was over with...... you know what time it was for........ its time for LADIES NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now one thing about after midnight at the Gathering.. is everybody is just ******** wasted and they dont give a s**t... and they just looooooove throwing s**t.. anyway first up was Miss Kisa..

Miss Kisa had a lil trouble with her heels when she first hit the stage and tripped.. but she took it like a ******** trooper and laughed it off.. she had her homie Mr.Purple out there to hype her up and they put on a great show in my opinion!... Next up.. Lil'V
I've never heard of Lil' V but i was pretty ******** impressed by this lil chick.. she musta been like not even 5 feet tall.. and she was real aggressive on stage which i liked alot about her.. she put her all into it and did pretty good with the crowd.. so mad props to Lil' V!
The Gathering Queen in my opinion... Ill E. Gal was up next.. I've seen her the last 3 Gatherings and this girl is ALWAYS Live & Direct!!! She def got the most love out of Ladies Night which she deserves!! Great Set!

THE MOMENT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!
TILA TEQUILA - WHAT REALLY HAPPEND!!!!!!
Ok.. now.. thers alot of stories going around of what happend at the Tila Tequila show.. people heard this and that.. but let me tell you.. I KNEW a week ago when i was reading peoples posts and statuses that something BAD was gonna happen at this show! So I stayed there from BEGINING TO END!!!!! Lets get to it....

Tila Tequila was supposed to play at 2:30ish (a.m.) but didnt show up until about a lil after 3:30am... now before then the crowd already started chanting "******** THAT b***h" and there were signs upfront that said "c**t" and i just knew it was gonna be bad... Me and the wifey both did.... but I wasnt missing this s**t for anything!! lol... so a lil after 3:30am her car pulls up to the left side of the stage right next to a trailer...... im runnin up there and juggalos are already bangin on the car and screamin s**t at her before she even gets out.... she finally gets out and takes a picture of the juggalos and says "stop pickin on me" and goes in the trailer.. (now please remember everything im about to say i saw with my own eyes and it wasnt 'he-said she-said'...)
the security guard said "shes pukin"... which i dont blame her at all... she was probably scared SHITLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha.. well 1 thing that def brought fuel to the fire is HER security guards she brought with her! Now Juggalos were screamin s**t and chanting s**t year... but if i was her security and woulda acted smarter and wouldnt of said s**t instead of going up to juggalos and saying "Ill put you in ******** jail you piece of s**t"... now theres 6 of them.. and about 5,000 of us... i know your mad.. but be smart about it.. if you want your girl to come off the stage safe!.. So we're waitin right by her car front row action and she comes out the trailer with her security guards and hits the stage... Sugar Slam comes out and says "The wait is over...... shes here!!!!!"... then Ron Jeremy and his 20foot long p***s hit the stage and Ron Jeremy introduces Miss TILA TEQUILA.... Now there were actually alot of juggalos and juggalettes that wanted to see her and cheering for her... but as soon as she hit the stage the throwing started begining... she had about 3 or 4 security guards standing infront of her WHILE she was rapping.. and the first song she did didnt help her AT ALL!!! The hook went something like.. "i'll kick everybodys a** in this room!!!" and i just stood there shakin my head in dis-belief... the throwing continued from faygo, to beer cans, to beer bottles, to rocks... one guy even threw s**t on stage that he musta got out the porter potty... and let me just say this... (to whoever that guy was.. YOUR ******** PATHETIC BRO!!!! I hope the s**t touched your ******** hands when you reached in to get it and i hope you get every Hepitits out there you NASTY b***h!!!) so anyway its gettin really bad right now... more and more security are infront of her.. you can barely even see her because shes rappin from the back of the stage BEHIND her secuirty while their just blockin bottles and trash.. a juggalo comes up from the right side hits the stage and tries to get her but the security gets him off... ******** out of nowhere Tom Green hits the stage and starts dancing and breakin it down which got a big reaction and chilled the crowd out for about 30 seconds... after a minute he leaves after gettin trash thrown at him as well.. then the crowd starts chanting "SHOW YOUR TITS..." as usual! lol.... and believe it or not.. the b***h ripped her ******** top off!!! the juggalos got happy for a minute and stopped throwing s**t for about 15seconds haha!! and let me add the whole time this is going on shes up there saying "i love you juggalossssss.. i dont give a ********" she was a real trooper in my eyes and just said things to try to fit in and make it through.... now from then the throwing got INSANE... it was like GOD said "ok everybody at once throw s**t at the stage" or something... now i couldnt exactly see what it was that hit her.. but it looked like a spazmatic can.. and it straight hit her dead in the ******** face.. and security just grabbed her and yanked her off stage because they had enough... they drug her down to the trailer next to the car and juggalos immedietaly ran over there.. (i did too i cant lie...but just to SEE whats about to go down! lol) Juggalos started chanting "******** THAT b***h".. and started throwing mad s**t at her car ******** it all up.. then another chant "FLIP THAT s**t.. FLIP THAT s**t...." which didnt happen and im surprised about!!! about 5 minutes later Shaggy 2 Dope rolls up in a golf cart and tries to get the crowd to calm down... it didnt work at all... he said "ya'll ******** her up... back up back up.. let her leave..." but juggalos were still all over the car throwin s**t, didnt listen to shaggy whatsoever.. now of course there were a few juggalos there that said BACK UP.. CHILL OUT etc... but a majority of the crowd were a bunch of Juggahos in my opinion!!! I mean... J asked the crowd nicely earlier before.. "please dont throw s**t at her..." but they aint give a ********.. they wanted to be cool and say "hey i threw a rock at tila tequila..." now theres alot of ******** bands in this world i dont like.. and you know what.. if they played the gathering... i just wouldnt go and see em!!! end of story... i didnt need to throw rocks or bottles at em to feel bettera bout myself... especially this chick... i dont listen to her music or anything like that.. i could honestly give a ******** about her... but what some of these juggahos did definetly crossed the line!!! i mean this is a lil a** girl who dont know any better know i mean... and this b***h was so excited to play the gathering and told all her fans to come out on her website... she promoted for US!!! know i mean? Violent J thought.. "hey... maybe some of these horny juggalos would wanna see some tila tequila this year... " and who paid for her to come out? HE DID!!! and alot of people ruined it for ALOT of other people!!! Point is... if you dont wanna ******** see somebody... GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!! GO HANG OUT AT THE SPAZZMATIC TENT AND COOL DOWN FOR A BIT!!! Eventually they got her in the car in the left!!! and now...... we're all over the news and psychopathic got a lawsuit pending on em! those juggahos who threw s**t are the ones that are gonna be to blame for when we dont have a gathering to go to anymore, and that no ******** artist is gonna wanna perform!!!! (now i wouldnt be as mad right now if i hadnt seen what i saw sunday night at Method Man and Redman)

Lil' Kim was supposed to be next but she was a no-show........ can u blame her?

After that intense insane ******** night i was done... i took a nap in the tent, then about 9am we rolled back to the hotel for some sleep......

DAY 3: I wanted to get up pretty early to see the Miss Juggalette contest... i mean after last year with the b***h stickin the microphone in herself then suckin it off.. i didnt wanna miss this one...... but...... I DID!!!!! lol.. Miss Juggalette was at 5pm.. and we didnt wake up till about 4:50 p.m.! so we said ******** it..... we took our time.. rolled out to walmart got some s**t from there and didnt get back to the site till about 8ish... kicked it for a minute and got some brewskys in until it was time for the Dead Homie!!!
IT WAS TIME FOR SOME B-L-A-Z-E!!!! He came out and did his thing also bringin out The R.O.C. during ill Connect... dope s**t!! now during blaze my wife went up to me and said she wanted to sit down and she couldnt see... so she hugs me and just falls out... i catch her sat her on the ground and give her water... thanks to the juggalos around there to help a ***** out and for their concern!... dehidration is always a b***h at the gathering and real easy to get!!! but we made her drink plenty of fluids so she was FINEEEEE by the TIMEEEEEEEE it was ready for TECHHHHH N9NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! hahaha...

Now straight up... Tech Mighta stole the Gathering for me this year... im not sure yet... but Tech BEASTED this years Main Stage along side with Kutt, Kaliko and Big Scoob!! Next up
TWIZZZZZZZZZTIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now i can honestly say.. i was very disapointed by Twiztid this year.... they came out did their thing as usual,...but it was only about 15min worth... then they said they had something special for the juggalos this year... and they decided to play their brand new album from front to back right there.......... i was just kinda in shock.. i mean its cool i guess... but. dont do that instead of doing a full set ya know? its the gathering.. juggalos wanna see some Twiztid up in this b***h!!!! lol either way i still love em.. i just woulda done that at the seminar or something...

I checked out a lil Bloodymania 4 after that... i didnt stay long at all.. i did catch Booker T and Gangrel out there.. but didnt stay for alot of it whatsoever.. i was just beat.. and wanted to sit down... so 3am rolled around.. and i went and saw the comedy legend himself... GALLAGHER!!!! now u gotta love some comedy and be a lil old school to know this guy... if you dont.. he's known for smashing watermelons on stage while telling comedy....... we sat there for about an hour watching him and he was just ******** HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! 63 years old this man still puts it down!!!! That was my day!!!

LAST DAY: We got back to the campsite about 2:30pm because i had to perform MYSELF at 3:30pm.. so i met up with Unstable at the 2nd stage and peeped out Pimp on Wheels who was on before me... a dude in a wheelchair rappin... ******** gangsta!!! lol Anyway it was hott as ******** as usual during the day but my peoples still showed up but infront of me doing the show to the front of the stage it was to the side of the stage cuz thats where the shade was and thats where everybody stood haha..... anyway I came out did my thing and rocked that b***h the only way i know how!!!! and this was by far my best Gathering Performance yet.... so if you missed it... sucks to be you!!! lol next up... Unstable... i was hyping Unstable a lil bit from the backstage but i was still pretty wore out from my performance 10min before so i tried to take it a lil easy lol.. but Unstable put it down with the Mad Hatter and the Devil on stage... (youll see pictures to know what im talkin about!) so all in all Virginia Repped Once again this year.. but this time it was back to back which was just the s**t!!!!

After that we went over to Violent J's Michael Jackson Moonwalk BBQ Blowout Pajama Jam... (and people.. dont think im remember all this just off the top of my head.. i have the schedule infront of me lol)

So this was the usual Violent J party.. free hot dogs, music and food...... but this time they had some michael jackson posers up there dancing and s**t which i didnt pay too much attention too lol... it pretty much started pouring at that point so we hit cover pretty much until it was time for ABK!!!!

I LOVEDDDDDD ABK's set this year!!!! it was just a great setdisk he chose and he was live as hell!!!
Next Up..... WHO I CAME TO SEE!!!! METHOD MAN & REDMAN
Now remember earlier after the tila tequila post i said i wouldnt of been writing this post as mad as i was if this incident didnt happen and just add fuel to MY fire!
So they came out did a song or whatever and a few people started throwing s**t at em... and right off the d**k method man said "dont throw s**t... if you see somebody throw s**t punch em in the ******** face" which i totally ******** agree with 100% these 2 cats on stage right now are legends in my book and are GREAT rappers and entertainers and KNOW how to put on an amazing show! so dont ******** this up please..... anyway they did a couple old school tracks and started killin it until............................. from the right side of the stage somebody blasts method man in the face with a beer.... i mean this s**t hit him dead square in the ******** face i watched it all happen and when i saw that i swear i turned green and i was about to go HULK on somebodys a**....... redman grabbed method mans face and said oh s**t you cut up *****.. u cut... go in the back and fix that...... redman said "if you know who hit my ***** in the face ******** EM UP!!!!!!" and i swear i coulda looked for that JUGGAHO myself and just ripped his balls off and shoved em down his throat i was so ******** angry... i was right near the front for them 2 and when that happend i grabbed my girls hand and just started walkin away because i sure nuff thought that was the end of their set.. but meth grabbed the mic PISSED off and STILL said... "you know what.. i aint got no kool aid in my heart.... cut the music back on" and they got back into the s**t and started murdering the s**t!!!!! they brought that incident up a few times during their set but they still showed love and got plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy of love back!!!! if that incident wouldnt of happend i think they woulda stole the show!!!

Next up.... THE MAIN EVENT OF THE GATHERING............ I C P!!!!!
Now... i dont need to say anything about an ICP show... they are ALWAYS amazing!!!!! and this one wasnt any different.. they played alot of old school tracks... which was dope... they have a new faygo break which just blew my ******** mind!!! that s**t was too raw... anyway.. the last song was BANG POW BOOM so you know how wild that got.. only thing different was.. last year they had a whole bunch of fire hoses and this year they only got 1... lol oh well....... all in all it was a GREAT gathering for me... theres alot i missed like Coolio, the Twiztid Seminar, Vanilla Ice, Tom Green Stand Up etc.. but for the most part I saw what I wanted to see... and i had an amazing time!!! i met alot of cool people... and thank you to all the people that came out and watched me put it down at my set... i think i had more fun this year than last year (prob cuz i had a hotel this year haha) but like i said at the veryyyyyyyyyy begining of this super long post... thers alot of people that ruined this gathering as well with their stupidity... but what can ya do ya know?... im sure we'll hear an official word from Violent J and Psychopathic real real soon!!!! UNTIL NEXT YEAR.................. IM GOIN TO ******** SLEEP!!!!!!!!
PEACE!!!!!

i was not there this year and if i was dont think it would have gone the same way it did. and yall aint takein over s**t first one i see of yo lil crew is going to be going bye bye ;l ya feel me?