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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:57 pm
Guys, I'm ******** sick of this. I'm almost 21 and haven't been able to score a better job than a ******** cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates.
I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker ******** hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me.
And what makes this all ******** worse is that I live in a ******** pineapple under the sea.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:07 pm
This sounds exactly like my life about two years ago.
Stuck in a dead end job at a grocery store.
Still in love with Rose, not a damn thing I can do about.
Couldn't drive at all.
Two years later, not much has changed really. Not in love with Rose anymore but i am starting to fall for someone else I have no chance with. I have a lot more friends now though, and I moved out of my parents place. So even though I'm still in maryland I feel like I've grown up a bit.
But dude all you need is friends to get you through it. You got aim,gtalk, or msn?
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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:09 pm
Thanks for opening up to me, yo.
However, reading the last line is tech. :[
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:16 pm
Mister Banter Thanks for opening up to me, yo. However, reading the last line is tech. :[ What do you mean the "the last line is tech"?
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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:17 pm
Its a joke topic. :[
Wait....are you trollin' me boi?
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:20 pm
b***h please. What kinda copy pasta is that?
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Dallas Overload Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:21 pm
Y'know, I was going to make a comment about how it could be worse - you could be in love with a girl whose name makes it sound as if she's a frequent practitioner of sex on the beach... then I got it.
Took me a second. I don't watch Spongebob, yo.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:28 pm
Wait so you are not in trouble. It's okay man, you can talk to me if you need to. I am here for you.
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 12:39 am
i dont know whats funnyer grapes retelling of the plot to Spongebob, or mesa.
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:25 am
s**t Grape
I havent laughed this much in weeks.
Thank you so much.
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:54 pm
It took a while before I understood all this, but now rofl . You activated my smile again. (And when I smile, I smile for a long long time.)
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:23 pm
Kimanaio s**t MesaI havent laughed this much in weeks. Thank you so much.
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playing with myself Vice Captain
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Mr Popo in your mouth Crew
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:25 pm
playing with myself Kimanaio s**t MesaI havent laughed this much in weeks. Thank you so much.
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:59 am
just put it in your mouth playing with myself Kimanaio s**t MesaI havent laughed this much in weeks. Thank you so much.
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