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 Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:22 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:18 am
Would you mind sharing your abduction experience with us, please?
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ResidentOfThe6thDemension
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:13 am
i was always very skeptical of abductions. But since i've moved to my girlfriends house, i have woken up several times in the middle of the night, just feeling the presence of something there, then i'll pass out and keep waking up and think i'm seeing things, and i just have this idea of abduction. I'm starting to think i'm being examined.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:14 am
I've had a friend that this has happened to, and with this advice, he was able to get rid of the Extraterrestrials that haunted him.
1. Purchase a new set of Satin red sheets for your bed.
2. Decorate your bed, along with the surrounding area, with fresh Rose Petals.
3. Play soothing and/or sexy music.
4. Wear nothing but a pink thong.
Due to the fact that Extraterrestrials are homophobes, they will surely be too scared to examine and/or abduct you anymore, and will leave you be.
CAUTION : Do keep in mind that if by the rare chance you are visited by a homosexual Extraterrestrial, you might experience a very unique type of "a**l Probing".
Goodluck!
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:16 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:52 am
ResidentOfThe6thDemension Would you mind sharing your abduction experience with us, please? Yes, I would mind. Lol nah jk jk, I'm not gonna go into detail but I'm just gonna say it simple.
I was sleeping on my couch then I was abducted and hopped into a space ship with several motherf*ckers inside of it. And of course, you're yelling the loudest ever because you're completely terrified and they take you into their operation room where they take a small sample of your sperm and do something weird to your stomach, ( that might explain why I now have like a small dent in my abs, it's not a muscle dent either ). You're paralyzed to the max, everything you hear is click noises, and robotic weird techno/dub-step sounds. After all that, they send you back, erase your memory and make it seem like all of that happened within 1-2 minutes inside a dream/nightmare. It's a fun experience for the whole family 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:58 am
Doom27 i was always very skeptical of abductions. But since i've moved to my girlfriends house, i have woken up several times in the middle of the night, just feeling the presence of something there, then i'll pass out and keep waking up and think i'm seeing things, and i just have this idea of abduction. I'm starting to think i'm being examined. That's how it first started for me, these c*ck suckers are sneaky at first. They first started for me, by paralyzing me in my sleep. There are different types of paralysis and different intensity levels, some are not related to any supernatural or paranormal activity, it may just be a sleeping disorder or a form of deep sleep or something. I know when it isn't aliens, if I even think of the word " paralyze " while I'm in my dream, then I become paralyzed lol. There are some paralysis states where you can't even breathe so you struggle to move because your life is at stake. I've figured out a few things about being paralyzed, I know how to break free sooner than usual, all I do is I move my toes and my fingers because those are the most easiest to move once you break them loose, then slowly loosen up the rest of your body and the entire thing ends.
They can also send you messages mentally, using their brains so they don't have to physically abduct you.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:58 am
They erase your memory, but you remember?
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:59 am
ReIevant I've had a friend that this has happened to, and with this advice, he was able to get rid of the Extraterrestrials that haunted him.
1. Purchase a new set of Satin red sheets for your bed.
2. Decorate your bed, along with the surrounding area, with fresh Rose Petals.
3. Play soothing and/or sexy music.
4. Wear nothing but a pink thong.
Due to the fact that Extraterrestrials are homosexuals, they will surely be too scared to examine and/or abduct you anymore, and will leave you be.
CAUTION : Do keep in mind that if by the rare chance you are visited by a homosexual Extraterrestrial, you might experience a very unique type of "a**l Probing".
Goodluck!
Are those tips even real? Lol I don't want to wear a pink thong >.> and I've also had someone tell me before that aliens are allergic to silk or something. Are they really homosexuals? Damn it mad
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:03 pm
Mirdautas Vras They erase your memory, but you remember? Awesome, right? 3nodding
I know a way to regain it without using hypno-therapy or anything of the sort. I can ask my sub-conscious mind since it knows all, but even my sub-conscious knows I'll be too scared to remember them. I actually don't want to remember, it's a good thing the aliens have the decency to erase your memory so that you wouldn't be traumatized lol.
Nah, the memory is very faint because that's the way that I want to remember and besides, this was a pretty long time ago, last year.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:05 pm
Aliens are gay now? When the hell did this happen?
And they might be tried to continue their own species through ours or integrate the two into one hybrid. That would explain why they would mess with your sperm, but the stomach part could be them trying to find a womb. They could be still studying the difference between a male and a female though I highly doubt it...or just checking the contents of your stomach to see if your body produces the chemicals needed to sustain their population.
Then again, I'm only thinking of what they could be logically doing for biological reasons.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:11 pm
Cain Elite Aliens are gay now? When the hell did this happen? And they might be tried to continue their own species through ours or integrate the two into one hybrid. That would explain why they would mess with your sperm, but the stomach part could be them trying to find a womb. They could be still studying the difference between a male and a female though I highly doubt it...or just checking the contents of your stomach to see if your body produces the chemicals needed to sustain their population. Then again, I'm only thinking of what they could be logically doing for biological reasons. That would suck if they mistook me for a female and they impregnated me, I'm going to be so pissed evil
Hopefully they don't make a clone of me through my d.n.a in my sperm.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:32 pm
I know this is completely stupid and a little off. But I used to blame aliens for stealing one of my white stripes cds and replacing it back in its case a few months after... I keep my cds in my room and never allow people to touch them. I also concluded that this weird stranger I saw at the train station was an alien. Because I was talking to this guy online, and he lives sort of far from where I live, and I see this man that looks just like him, walk by and stare at me :l
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:07 pm
have you memorized the sumerian phrases i told you so you can ask them to stop abducting you? "Stop (stoppage) - BATILTU" "Barra! = Begone" "Leave = EZEBU or WASU"
what did the aliens look like to you?
i didn't know ufo's made much noise, i always thought they were pretty silent
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:34 pm
That was so funny. *sarcasm*
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