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 Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:37 pm
My mom and Chris found out tonight that my brother has been having a sex. A lot of sex. With his girlfriend. They've only been going out for 3 months now and they started doing it just 2 weeks in to their relationship. This was also his first gf btw.
So anyway, I didn't believe him when he told me about a week ago that he's had sex and we made a $50 bet. I told Chris and my brother admitted to him that he did in fact have sex, and like 20 times. lol
He came out to the livingroom and my mom was freaking out because he's her baby, and he's only 15, etc etc
It was the funniest thing ever, I actually recorded some of it on my phone. rofl
It was like an hour of just picking on him and my mom was asking him to prove it by saving his condoms (lmao) omggg
I'm so glad they never did this to me.
He also mentioned that on the second time he snuck to her house after school and for some reason he ate 5 Fiber One bars prior and was forced to hide in his gf's closet when her dad came in. He's huuuuuge btw. Brandon was in there for 30 minutes and he said he s**t himself.
omg just writing this I'm still crying xD
Btw, if you want to hassle him, his account on here is II Spiff II wink
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:55 pm
What a pervert omg mad
we don't need his kind here scream
i might have to do some disciplinary action soon
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:50 pm
He s**t himself? Next time he best lay off the Fiber bars, or he'll be a shitty father. rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:01 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:22 pm
Lucky him.
And you're laughing!? Don't you care about his health?
Maybe he will get squirrel aids!
And that's some serious s**t.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:30 pm
Wow, that's sad and hilarious.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:04 am
Kids these days.
First it's sex with the girlfriend and the next thing you know he's scrounging around in an alley-way looking for an 8-ball and finding random whores and playing Just The Tip.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:06 am
Huggertaker What a pervert omg mad
we don't need his kind here scream
i might have to do some disciplinary action soon B& HIM!! scream @Silver: lmao We actually had to talk to him because he said he didn't use a condom all the time. My mom almost killed him because she doesn't want to be a grandma and he could get diseases so now if they are to continue having sex, Brandon must show her his used condoms. lol You can just find one in a motel or something. @Jirro: rofl omg, dying
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:01 am
Is he still in the guild? lol
if so
you should tell him to become more active wink
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:23 am
How did they find out? XD
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