FIRST THINGS FIRSTLike any other place, UG has its own rules. And it is required that every member reads them. Trust me, it's for the better.
So go on here, and start reading, buddy.Done? Good.
Time to familiarize yourself with the crew. Know your
enemy higher-ups.
[Captain] Serethiel Maerukai.Like drow worshipping Lloth, we worship and don't question our Sere. In return, she blesses us with art and sexiness. She's also my butt.
Serethiel rules UG with an iron fist and should be obeyed at all times.
[Vice Captain] boneyard bluesPreviously known as The Phrenological Cat. Most of the times everyone refers to her as Phren or Phreno.
She's known for wrestling bears in her past-time, and will easily smack you down for general stupidity. DO NOT FEED.
[Vice Captain] Valatar DrugiirValala is one of the oldest members in UG. Respect him, kiddies. For he only appears quiet and docile. In fact, years ago a demon skinned the REAL Valala alive, and has been charading as him ever since. Always bring a spare set of underwear when dealing with him.
[Vice Captain] QuenthalThe vicious matron and ruler of Ulorbbath.
Owns a summerhouse between my tits. Possesses vast knowledge on drow and is most likely to whip you before speaking.
Resigned for a while, due to real life. But rest assured, Quentila the Hun shall return.[Vice Captain] Aglo Mostly seen in UGCB, for general bullshittery. Life goal: bedding your mum.
Phreno- "Better known as Aglo, shameless art whore, and has a nice rack.
TRUE STORY."[Founder] DraevirThe original leader and founder of UnderGaia. Too friendly for a drow, if you ask me. Thus holds the title of "biggest fanboy".
[Crewbie] ChingusA.k.a. Chingy. He's probably the friendliest in our bunch. But that's what you'd expect from a follower of Elistraee. Loves soup, and sometimes frolics in a frilly maid uniform against his own will.
[Crewbie] Veldrin the ShadowI call him Velly, so should you. He downloaded an entire D&D manual into his head and hasn't been the same since.
[Crewbie] Mr LapusThe killer rabbit. Hates stupidity and overpowered characters. Loves monsters, and there's a high chance he'll send an army of kobolds on your a** if you step on his bad side. Is secretly a fuzzy wuzzy ickly huggle-kins.
[Guild mule] UnderGGIs the guild's pack-rat. Dump all your undesired riches onto this figure. She'll also do some "advertising" in questionable websites. For a fee of course.
[Guild mule] UG GMYou know those overweight, greasy haired nerds that are dungeon masters at paper and pen RPGs? That's how we imagine our UG GM. Apart from randomly smiting you with GM powers in the middle of a roleplay, he also dreams of bedding that big breasted character you made yesterday.