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 Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:05 pm
http://mylifeisaverage.com/I love that damn site. Post your average stories, or your favorite stories from the site. If you are not posting an original story, please put it in quote. Thanks.I changed my Facebook status to "Eh, forget college. I'm gonna be a pokemon master." Thinking I was a real smart cookie, I signed off and two hours later got back online to find 23 notifications. Two of my friends sang the entire pokemon theme song back and forth in comments. The best part is, they don't even know each other. I love my friends. MLIA
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:34 pm
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Mister Banter Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:36 am
Today when I was looking for my cigarettes, I checked one of my pet rat's boxhouses we made for them. To my surprise, I found my pack and cigarettes chewed spread everywhere inside the rat's box, as well as a lighter I had lost a month before that apparently the little cutie decided to store for some reason.
Rats are adorable and teach me lessons. MLIA.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:15 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:57 am
I feel the presence of Jesus here D:
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:08 am
"Today, I asked a group of 3 year olds at the preschool where I work what they want to be when they grow up. Responses included: a kangaroo, Darth Vader, a ninja, a goldfish, and a jingle bell. I can't wait until these kids grow up. MLIA."
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playing with myself Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:29 am
AlskaNoelle
If you are not posting an original story, please put it in quote. Thanks.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:56 pm
Man, I thought that really happened to you. D=
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:36 pm
Today I was talking with my friend in the Green room. she was having trouble with sign language. It came time for our class and as she is walking out the door she said "bree sucks at life." I tend to miss hear things and it didn't help that I was walking behind her, I thought she said "free sex for life." We laughed for almost ten minutes.
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:53 am
god, i wish that had happened to me D:
Sorry, won't do that again :/
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playing with myself Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:14 am
Today I came home after school and took a nap. When I woke up my dog was biting my hand and my mom was laughing hysterically. When she finally stoped I asked her why she was laughing. She told me that while I was asleep I was twitching....... a lot, and was accidentally hitting my dog in the face for the last 20 minutes. MLIA
Today we were talking our first spanish exam. I was doing great. The only word I had forgotten was how to say "wake up". I laid my head down, pretending to be asleep and sure enough, the teacher said "Despierta!". MLIA
Today, I wasn't asked on a date by a fellow MLIA fan. I didn't pretend to be a ninja, I didn't run to any inspirational Disney music, and I didn't really care if I was using Google or Yahoo. I didn't read Harry Potter or Twilight. Nothing cool happened at college, cause I'm in high school. I did, however, become excited when I had a really long curly fry. I saved that one for last. MLIA.
Today, I decided to the further the Google vs Yahoo! war. I searched "Stop being a"; Yahoo! said "How to stop being a loser". Google said "Stop being a dinosaur and get a job". Guess who wins? MLIA.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:05 pm
PFFFT, I'm on yahoo's side. And I'll tell you why.
I finally figured out what the Yahoo! vs Google war was, so I decided to join in. I searched "This is" in both browsers. Yahoo said "This is why you're hot". Google said "This is why you're fat". ******** you Google. ******** you.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:50 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:20 pm
Amirite - Am I Right? IMMD - It Made My Day LGMH - Love Gives Me Hope MMT - Makes Me Think Overheard In New York - Funny stuff smile TFLN - Texts From Last Night TWI - Texting While Intoxicated TWT - The Wrong Text some more acronyms for you guys<<... some i goto some i just googled and i have a feeling there are more out there .-.
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:23 pm
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