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 Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:01 pm
these are meant as jokes!!! guys feel free to post how to scare your gf
ok, ill start,
-if he didnt spend v-day with you then when he asks how was your valentines day, say pretty good, (insert male pets name here) was my valentine.
feel free to tell him to either make him squirm or to tell him its your pet!
twisted
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:16 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:21 pm
during sex,fall of the bed holding your crotch screaming'you bent it!!!!'
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:04 pm
During sex, whisper "We should sooooo make cookies after this" to him/her
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:41 pm
that'd sure scare the hell outta me... gonk
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:01 pm
 Okay, this one will take a lot of set up. First, you have to have friends who are in the drama department, or at least ones who are savvy with stage makeup (and acting, of course). Have one of your friends do your face and body up to look like bruises and cuts. Make sure you have a prop gun, and also a little bag full of something that looks suspicious, like drugs or an alien implant(you will adjust your story accordingly). Also, it's good if you wear a sexy outfit.
Now, take yourself out to some secluded location, either in a run down part of town, or a park, or near a highway. Call your boyfriend, and tell him in a panicked tone that you need him to come pick you up immediately. When he comes, you get in the car. Don't say anything, just have a really panicked look in your eyes. When he asks you what is wrong, tell him to drive, and that you'll tell him when you're somewhere safe.
Tell him to drive to a warehouse. Your actor friends should be waiting, costumed according to the story you choose to go with. You take your boyfriend inside, and sit down on some old barrels or something. You start to tell him this story about how you were either roped into dealing drugs for this creepy guy, or how you were kidnapped by the government for use in their nefarious schemes, or something like that. Show him the suspicious item you brought with you as proof.
Surprise! Your actor friends have found your location, and they come barging in. A couple of them go to apprehend you, while the others keep your boyfriend busy. Your friends take you out to their spooky black unmarked van, and leave your boyfriend at the warehouse.
The next day, of course, you tell him it was all staged...
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:34 am
Tell him your dad's a body builder/army general/weapons official for the local PD/etc with massive anger issues. Then tell him your dad just found out you're dating and isn't very happy about it, but that he invited your bf to dinner that same night.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:49 am
Fake your death!
This can backfire into loosing the relationship if you do not start a prank war. A prank war is the most important thing.
Suggestion is great skill or friends with great skill in 3d graphics and after effects.
Set up:
A car, an open area, doing some stunts!
You have the car your driving and your surrounding area into the computer, not to hard to do. Well you start by driving fast and can mainly just drive straight and then stop but that demand more computer work. Make some turns and then stop. In the computer you make a nice crash where you later make the car explode...in a realistic manner, can't be stressed enough.
Vanish for two three days and this is the tricky part. See to it that your family isn't home able to tell her/he that your fine! Then after the time period a friend will come over with the digital video how you crash to death. The time period make it more sense why the friend may not be showing so much sadness any more. Time period here, the second she cracks up or max 5 minutes! One should be inside that room before the first tear fall. With the words: "I win!" See here we go again with the prank war. She'll probably jump into your arm and tell you never to do this again and then you have a very sweet partner for a week or two. Note: BE VERY NICE AFTER DOING THIS.
3nodding
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:52 am
faking a ransom is a good way to scare them...
mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:26 am
w, some of these are really well thought out!
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:42 pm
owo
hope hika doesnt see this thread lol
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:13 pm
Why would you want to scare youre bf so bad they think you're dead?
Thats just horrible. XD
I remember, I did this with my ex.
He kept on pestering and pestering and pestering for the big bang.
And one day, I was just like..
"I have a secret. and I wanted to tell you. But Ive been so scared to say so because I dont want you to leave me... But you deserve to know."
And I was like...
* T____T "I... have a p***s...."
and he was like WTF !?!?!?!
and LMFAO it was great.
I love how good of an actor I am.
I love how hes never seen me in a bikini so he wouldnt know.
I love how gulliable he was.
Yeah, we splited soon after.
But it was funnn. XDD
I cant do anything like that with my current boyfriend, cause idk. Hes been around me since I was like 1. I think he knows by now Im surely a girl. XDDD
But I already give my boyfriend a scare everyday like... me looking beat up. Me looking like I want to beat someone up. Looking sad, looking drugged. crying. some crap like that. So I dont think Id be doing anything like that to him though. XD
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:26 pm
Lady Bun Buns I remember, I did this with my ex. He kept on pestering and pestering and pestering for the big bang. And one day, I was just like.. "I have a secret. and I wanted to tell you. But Ive been so scared to say so because I dont want you to leave me... But you deserve to know." And I was like... * T____T "I... have a p***s...." and he was like WTF !?!?!?! and LMFAO it was great. those are words no guy wants to hear... that's on the list with "I'm pregnant" and "Damn...that's tiny" xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:32 pm
After doing it, say "I have AIDS."
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:43 pm
Eilzhaise After doing it, say "I have AIDS." ...and that's #1 on the list rofl
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