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: Well, here we are. Finally.
: THANK THE LORD! Cook was getting kinda... antsy. ._.
: Aww, I was having fun.
: Hate you all so much.
:What was that, Reg?
: Nothing. Let's just go to the damn castle so we can stop carrying these goddamn balls around.
: I'll carry your balls for you if y-
: NO, COOK!


:Going straight to the castle then.


:You have anything clever to say?


: "Lite Warriors?" What, are we diet versions of normal warriors?
: "Light." L-I-G-H-T.
: ... still sounds stupid.


: Uh. Didn't the last guy say the same thing?
: Maybe they can only say one thing and say it to anyone who comes in.
: That's the dumbest ******** thing I ever heard.
: Ooh, language, mister. Unless you want me to actually f-
: NO, COOK!


: Look, there he is!


: Look, we just came here to drop off these damn orbs. Are you going to take them or what?
: ...maaaaaybe. Once you rescue the princess.
: Is there any chance that, after we rescue her, she would want to-
: DON'T EVEN SAY IT.
: Say what?
: I was going to ask if I co-
: OKAY BYE KING WE'RE OFF TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS


: Okay, Cook, new rule: No asking important political figures if you can have sex with their daughters.
: What about son-
: NO, COOK. GODDAMN.
: Fine then. I'll just stick with J.
: WHAT? gonk
: Hate you all.
: ...uggh, just... he never actually told us where to find her, so let's ask around.




: No wonder their princess got kidnapped. Everyone in this castle is a ******** moron.
: A <********> moron? Is that like a normal moron, but-
: I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL KILL YOU.

: Let's just... go. Maybe we'll have more luck in the town...



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: ...Wait. Was that one light warrior... naked?

-END CHAPTER ONE-

Nice. xD

That was fun to read.

I'm not. That Oblivion one had WAY too many pictures. This is awesome.

I wish I could get my FF8 to recognize the stupid virtual drive. I really want to LP it. crying

s**t, did I totally miss a DnB ref?

Haha, my bad.

-CHAPTER TWO: GET EQUIPPED-


: Okay. Ground rules: No having sex with people,
: Aww.
: No stealing from people,
: They deserve it! They wouldn't even notice if I stole their first-born child right in front of them!
: And no wandering off and getting lost and/or hurt and/or kidnapped.
... Wait, are you saying I do that? I don't do that! ...often. ._.
: Is there a "no being a bossy b***h" rule too?
: Going to pretend I didn't hear that. Let's ask the townspeople if they know where this... whatever his name was is.
: I think his name was Garla-
: Shut up J, nobody cares.
: ._. Okay.






: Can I please steal from them? Please?
: No, Reg.
: What about-
: NO, COOK.
: ...
: NO, J- oh, you didn't actually say anything. Sorry.
: ._. I wanna go home.


: Might as well buy some crap while we're here.



: One rapier for me, two daggers for these fine gentlemen.
: Why do you get the rapier?
: Because I took a Fencing class. Did you take a fencing class?
: stare
: Didn't think so.
:I'll just steal it from you later.
: Don't I get a weapon? gonk
: The other dagger is for you, J. Cook still doesn't want any weapons.
: I already have one.
: You do? Can I see it?
: Of course you c-
: If you're talking about your p***s I will kill you.
: When am I not talking about-
: MOVING ON!


: TWO WOODEN ONE CLOTH LET'S GO






: Magic time!
: Yay! biggrin



: FIRE for me, LIT for my black buddy over there.


: I seem to not have enough funds for a CURE spell.
: I could just ste-
: NO, REG.
: Fine. But when we all die because you wont let me steal anything, don't come crying to me.

-END CHAPTER TWO-


I think I like these shorter updates. Less work for me and I can update more often. Like maybe every day. Or even more often if i wanted to. Might put another one up this afternoon.

Do you guys think I should do shorter updates more often or longer updates less often?