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Fenhir Noble

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:10 pm


To my surprize, I hear the garage door opening. Parents are home! After a few silent shouts of "s**t! s**t", I jump up and quickly put on some pants without first puting on my undies. I soon realize "hey, there's a weird patch on my shorts".... eek ********! The KY! It's gonna stain! ..............
Well, it didn't... so in case you're ever in such a situation, don't fret, it comes out!
razz
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:09 pm


Hmm...good to know...

*notes*

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NekoIncChan

PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:55 pm


It doesn't stain clothes, sure, but I've got some weird stains on my bedsheets for some reason. But they wash out easy, so yay.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:07 pm


Ah....good to know Christobel....I'll be sure to share that with Skire.

Ruby Hayashi


Skire

PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:43 am


Err...real men use sand paper!

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:14 am


Fenhir Noble
To my surprize, I hear the garage door opening. Parents are home! After a few silent shouts of "s**t! s**t", I jump up and quickly put on some pants without first puting on my undies. I soon realize "hey, there's a weird patch on my shorts".... eek ********! The KY! It's gonna stain! ..............
Well, it didn't... so in case you're ever in such a situation, don't fret, it comes out!
razz


Why the hell are you having sex?

Sharp Shooter Chitose


Yuko Yamiyama
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:52 pm


Xelamint
Fenhir Noble
To my surprize, I hear the garage door opening. Parents are home! After a few silent shouts of "s**t! s**t", I jump up and quickly put on some pants without first puting on my undies. I soon realize "hey, there's a weird patch on my shorts".... eek ********! The KY! It's gonna stain! ..............
Well, it didn't... so in case you're ever in such a situation, don't fret, it comes out!
razz


Why the hell are you having sex?


*chains* Settle down, boy...
PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:21 pm


Yuko Yamiyama
*chains* Settle down, boy...


I simply ask because I find it morally wrong to have sex behind your parents' back, and I find it incredibly retarded to do so when there's a chance of getting caught. I mean, if you're going to do it, make some sort of plan.

Sharp Shooter Chitose


Yuko Yamiyama
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:37 am


Xelamint
Yuko Yamiyama
*chains* Settle down, boy...


I simply ask because I find it morally wrong to have sex behind your parents' back, and I find it incredibly retarded to do so when there's a chance of getting caught. I mean, if you're going to do it, make some sort of plan.


Well some people happen to like the thrill, though I didn't hear that another person was involved in this...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:00 am


KY wouldn't stain because it's a water-based lubricant.

I'm virginal and even I could come to that conclusion sweatdrop

madamfluff


Ruby Hayashi

PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:51 am


Xelamint
Yuko Yamiyama
*chains* Settle down, boy...


I simply ask because I find it morally wrong to have sex behind your parents' back, and I find it incredibly retarded to do so when there's a chance of getting caught. I mean, if you're going to do it, make some sort of plan.


I think he meant he was jerking it, not having sex least he better not cause then I'd have to raise an eyebrow about his morals. rolleyes

And I think that masterbating is something you keep to yourself, you don't need to share that with your parents. I will go as far as saying sex also, some things your parents don't need to know when you get to a certain age (and Mr. Nobel, as I know him IRL is certainly old enough to make his own decisions without his mommy). Although, it's nice to not disrespect them by having sex in their house or at least if you are, then maybe give them a heads up (figuratively speaking of course).
PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:50 am


Xelamint
Fenhir Noble
To my surprize, I hear the garage door opening. Parents are home! After a few silent shouts of "s**t! s**t", I jump up and quickly put on some pants without first puting on my undies. I soon realize "hey, there's a weird patch on my shorts".... eek ********! The KY! It's gonna stain! ..............
Well, it didn't... so in case you're ever in such a situation, don't fret, it comes out!
razz


Why the hell are you having sex?

I wasn't... I was getting a.... handshake... from my girlfriend.

Fenhir Noble


Fenhir Noble

PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 3:59 am


Xelamint
Yuko Yamiyama
*chains* Settle down, boy...


I simply ask because I find it morally wrong to have sex behind your parents' back, and I find it incredibly retarded to do so when there's a chance of getting caught. I mean, if you're going to do it, make some sort of plan.

I don't really see myself going up to my parents and saying "oh yeah, I'm gonna be having sex tonight, so try to keep the noise down."
Nuh-uh.... and I'm not really in a rush to have sex anyways....
PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:11 pm


My mother has always told me to tell her when I want to have sex and if I possibly want it in the house so that they can clear out and stuff and give privacy...

But then again I had a very liberal upbringing when it came to sex. The only person who gets creeped out by it is my sister but she's ~insert 15 easy lines of complaint here 3nodding ~

madamfluff


Izaea

PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:52 pm


To engage in mutually consenting sexual relations with someone whom you are committed to has absolutely no moral issues attached.



To the O.P - thanks for the head's up on the Ky. I'll have to remember that!
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