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UPDATE ONE: CREEPY OLD MEN AND WEIRD AMULETS

Man, I just had the weirdest dream.

There was a creepy old guy who was talking about something or other. I don't really remember but it was weird.


And then there was this bigass tank thing and it was all weird and there were demons around it gonk

And then you know how dreams randomly change to other things in the middle? Then I was dreaming about the Imperial City, but there were words floating in the sky. It was weird.





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...

So, where am I, anyway?


Some kind of dungeon?


HOLY s**t, I'M IN JAIL! gonk


WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME OH GOD I HOPE I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE gonk gonk gonk

Huh, that guy in the next cell looks like he wants to talk to me.


That's mean. cry


I don't know how to make things disappear yet, leave me alone crying


OH GOD I DON'T WANT TO DIE LET ME OUT OF HERE gonk gonk gonk


gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk


OH GOD HE TOLD THEM TO LOCK THE DOOR THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME gonk


...whose sons? Did I kill someone's sons? AGAIN? gonk


"Sire?" Must be someone important...


OH MY GOD, THAT'S EMPEROR URIEL SEPTIM eek


Did I murder the emperor's sons? I really really hope I didn't...


SORRY IT'S NOT LIKE I CHOSE THIS CELL PLEASE DONT KILL ME gonk


...you're letting me go? biggrin


Oh. ._.


I'm going, I'm going...


Uhh, why exactly are you coming in here, again?


You... have?


What now? gonk


gonk I'm sorry I know you're the emperor and all but I'm not really into older guys...



I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT gonk


Sweet, can I come? biggrin


Awesome! biggrin

So, uh, who are you anyway? I mean, I know, but you should explain anyway. Just in case.



Is that way out of this cell, by any chance? Because I would be happy to serve Tamriel like that. Why am I in here, anyway?


I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT INTO OLDER GUYS! gonk WHY AM I EVEN IN THIS STUPID CELL



Please tell me I'm not going to be remembered as the next queen or something because you need an heir because your sons died. gonk


...blood? D: I hope it's not mine...


I am in favor of ending this conversation.


HOLY s**t


YES IT CONCERNS ME THAT WAS AWESOME HOW HAS NO ONE ESCAPED FROM HERE LIKE THIS


Oh, sure, avoid the question. BUT OKAY I'LL BE THE MOST STAYING-OUT-OF-THE-WAY-ING-EST PRISONER EVER! biggrin


It's dark down there. D:


Woah, I never knew all this crap was down below the city. This is awesome!


HOLY s**t THOSE GUYS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WHAT JUST HAPPENED gonk


THEY KILLED THAT ONE CHICK gonk


The other guards took care of the bad guys but I kinda liked that chick. She stopped the emperor from making inappropriate advances toward me. cry




Take that, weirdo assassin guy.


Alrighty!


WHAT NO D:


DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEE!


OH GOD GIANT RAT


OH GOD KILL IT


Now my hands have rat guts on them ick ick ick crying


I am kinda hungry... I'll take this for later just in case...


I don't think she'll be needing this...


Much better. Now I won't have to deal with icky rat guts. gonk


I guess that's my only option... the guards locked the stupid door behind them...


DEAD BODY gonk gonk gonk


There was a dagger next to the skeleton, and some armor... I guess he wont need them anymore... I hope he doesn't come to life and try to kill me for this. gonk


Feels kinda weird. :/ Not sure I like wearing armor.


Found a chest, but it's locked. :c


Dead goblin. gonk WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DEAD THINGS HERE


Ooh, he has the key to the door on him.


It's still dark. cry


I bet I can blast that rat from here.


YEAH FIREBALLS ARE AWESOME


HAHA, YOU TOO!


OH GOD I MISSED gonk


There is no way I am touching that. EVER.


There's stuff up there but I can't jump that high. emo


DIE, RAT!


YOU TOO!

Atranach is you want the game to be a serious challenge, but you're a nightblade so i don't know what difference it will make

Atronach is fine if you have enough alchemy to make decent Magicka potions. It's actually recommended in all the FAQs I've read.

Hmm, slightly less than lulzy dialogue, but there's definitely potential.

You couldn't pick a better game for an LP, and there's not much funny to say at the start anyway. So, keep it up. =D

Also, be a bard. DO EEET. Bard skills are so much better than the Nightblade's anyway. c: As for sign, beeeeeee The Lady? xD

I was actually planning on giving up on this since the first update turned out pretty terrible, but I might go for at least one more update.

But I'm going to have to do something about the images because I took over 200 screenshots for that update. gonk I have no idea how many I ended up using but it was way too many. I'll have to start putting NPC dialogue in text after the first screenshot like a not lazy person. Also, shorter updates because this one was way too long.

I'll also have to try and be funnier. Because the first update was really very terrible.

As for video: I actually did a SSLP for this because I ran into so many problems with my WoG LP I thought this would be easier. It took me over three hours to put together that update. Irony! But I know what I'm doing now so maybe it'll be better.

Anyway: I'm thinking of going with a custom class just because I'm not terribly fond of most of the default ones. Thoughts?
I'll probably end up going with Atronach for the birthsign because I always end up with like a million mana magicka potions anyway.

Custom class could be fun. I always played more of a stealth-and-archer character. I don't know, I liked sneaking up behind enemies and shooting an arrow into their heads for x3 damage.

Is that so wrong?

Also- PLEASE UPDATE YES

You have no idea how fast I will get this thread to the second page if need be.

I WANT MOAR DAMNIT