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Yeah, I did the mage thing once.

I also played an argonian, once. And I made him blue/white. He was AMAZING looking. Although kind of... humanfaced. And gaunt.

UPDATE TWO: EVERYONE MEET GEORGE

Been wondering if I've been using any mods? No? Well, I am.



I have four installed but I'm only using two for now: Enhanced Water and Darkgreen Glass Armour, both just graphical things. Because the default water looks dumb and the default glass armor looks absolutely retarded. I got both mods from TESNexus. Anyway, ON WITH THE UPDATE!

Oh, no, wait. One second. I changed Sally's birthsign and made her a custom class.



Okay, let's go for real now.


SWEET FREEDOM!


OH GOD IT'S BRIGHT OUTSIDE gonk


We got some new spells because Sally has Conjuration as a skill too now.


Huh, I wonder what those ruins are...


Ooh, people! I wonder if they can give me any food... I haven't eaten in a while...


OH GOD ARROWS gonk


TASTE MY LIGHTNING!


MORE LIGHTNING! MORE!


No more lightning. emo


Ow ow ow ******** ow.
When you get shot with arrows, they stick in your character for quite a while, even on the inventory screen.


Taking these...


And these...


Why did the pants turn into a skirt when I put them on? ...Whatever, I don't care.
There are very few non-armor pants for women in the game. SEXISTS.


Guess I should head back towards the city. I need to give the necklace thing to that guy before the emperor's ghost starts haunting me or something.


Aww, lookit the little crabs...


NOT NICE CRABS! NOT NICE CRABS! gonk


SUMMON SKELETON!


GO, MAN, GO!


YEEEEAAAAHHH!


I think I'm gonna call you George, Mr. Skeleton. biggrin ...wait, what the hell's that ringing noise?


This plant? ...weird. I'm just going to leave it here...


'Sup George? biggrin


Hey, someone left free wine here!


Another crab. stare


GET 'IM GEORGE!


Awesome. cool


I kinda got off track... I should be heading towards the city.


OH GOD ANOTHER BANDIT GEORGE HELP ME


GO GEORGE!


NOOOO, GEORGE! gonk


EAT SHOCKING TOUCH, b***h!


Found the bridge! biggrin


Where was it that guy told me to go? Chorrol I think?


Man, someone did a number on the Kvatch sign. Oh well, Chorrol's that way so that's the way I'm going.


Walking...


Walking...


Thank you, road sign about twenty feet away from the last one.


Really? Do we need this many road signs?


...You're kidding.


THAT GUY HAS A HORSE.


I WANT A HORSE TOO gonk


...I don't think he's going to give me his...


Doggy! biggrin


C'mere doggy...


NOT A DOGGY! NOT A DOGGY! gonk


GEORGE, I CHOOSE YOU!


Yeah. That's what I thought.


WAIT, WHAT? gonk I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, LEAVE ME ALONE!


gonk gonk gonk


LIGHTNING!


GEORGE!


GEORGE AND LIGHTNING COMBO!


GEORGE STOP GOING THE WRONG WAY


Got him. >:3


Is that where I'm supposed to be going?


Hey, excuse me, do you know anyone named Jefferey or something like that?


Thanks.


Hey, are you Jefferey? I need to speak to him.


Okay. Cool.


There he is. Now I can finally get this over with.


The emperor told me to come find you for some reason.

: Emperor Uriel? Do you know something about his death?

:Yeah. I was like right there.

: You better explain yourself. Now.

:He gave me this necklace thing.

: You brought me the Amulet of Kings? This cannot be. Let me see it.

:Uh, sure. Knock yourself out.

: By the Nine! This IS the Amulet of Kings! Who are you? Where did you get this? What do you know about the emperor's death?

:TOO MANY QUESTIONS MY NAME'S SALLY HE GAVE IT TO ME HE WAS KILLED BY SOME WEIRD ASSASSIN GUYS

: As unlikely as your story sounds, I believe you. Only the strange destiny of Uriel Septim could have brought you to me with the Amulet of Kings.

:I don't think the destiny was the strangest part of him. What with the hitting on me and talking about some Oblivion thing and all.

: His words are unclear to me as well. He seemed to perceive some threat from the demonic world of Oblivion, but the mortal world is protected from Oblivion by magical barriers.

:So what are we worried about?

: I'm not sure. Only the emperors truly understand the meaning of the coronation. When a new Emperor is crowned, he uses the Amulet to light the Dragonfires at the Temple of the One in the Imperial City. With the emperor dead and no new heir crowned, the Dragonfires will be dark for the first time in centuries. It may be that the Dragonfires protected us from a thread only the emperor was aware of.

While that's very interesting and all, I was supposed to tell you about the emperor's son or something. Since he apparently has one that's not dead.


: I am one of the few who knows of his existence. Many years ago, I served as the captain of the emperor's bodyguards, the Blades. One night Uriel called me into his private chambers, where a baby boy was sleeping in a basket. He told me to take it somewhere safe. He never told me anything else about the baby, but I knew it was his son. Now it seems this illegitimate son is the heir to the Septim throne, if he yet lives. His name is Martin. He serves in the chapel in Kvatch, south of here. You must find him at once. If the enemy is aware of his presence, he might be in grave danger. And please let me know if there is anything I could do to help. My resources are limited, but I will help in any way I can.

: Can you go find this Martin guy instead of me?

: No.

: Damn.


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(By the way, I'm going to kill whoever told me to use The Atronach. D< I keep running out of mana magicka and that's NOT COOL.

Also I did a new thing with the dialogue. Better? )

I laughed a lot. The wolf made me think of the time I hit one with a hammer or some blunt object and it hit its head and made some snapping noise. Then it tumbled down a hill.

I like the dialogue, too bad I dont like the game

Atronach is eeeasyyyyy

Just get an alchemy setttttt

Or dupe yourself some Magicka potionssssss

The 50% absorption makes up for it laterrrrrr

heheheehheehehehe i can't believe you took atronarch ahahahah

I find that an easy way to increase your summoning and fighting ability is to just train with your own summoned minions. I was kinda suprised that my friend found this to be a genius and inventive idea when he'd been playing the game far longer than me... he was like, "What the hell are you doing?" "Killing skeletons" "Your skeletons" "Yeah" "Why?!" "*skill up sfx* Also it's just kinda strangely satisfying..."