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 Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:04 pm
New Moan: The Twishite Saga
Someone give me 20$.
No. Really. Look at this. This is GLORIOUS.
Product Description
'I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me'. Heffa Lump is just a typical, pale and interesting seventeen-year-old, who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty. But then she moves to Spatula and meets Teddy Kelledy, an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, and is super-strong and never goes out in sunlight. Could he just may be a vampire? (Hint: totally) A tale of first love, painful longing and even more painful pointy teeth, "New Moan" is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga.
I've...probably read better parodies on the internet, but they don't have to deal with copyright.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:35 pm
Sweet.
You know, the book "If You Really Loved Me" is about brainwash. The phrase was commonly used by David Brown to manipulate his daughter.
Anyway, that sounds awesome. I'd like to read that instead of NEAU MEWN.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:41 pm
.__.
I swear if I read that book my life will be complete.
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:05 pm
I know what I want for Christmas....
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:38 pm
One of us should buy it then mail it to the other Antis.
lol
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:46 pm
I'd love to buy it- and give it to some of my sparkle-fairy worshipping friends- but sadly I've spent what little spending money I get on alcohol (eh...um....yeah, what little conscience I have urges me to say "under 21= alcohol bad. don't drink kiddies.) and some rather expensive J-rock and visual kei cds. ><
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:19 pm
Demoness Crystallia One of us should buy it then mail it to the other Antis. lol 
I'll send it to you along with an Aero bar.
Ω
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:24 pm
The Unholy Shadow Demoness Crystallia One of us should buy it then mail it to the other Antis. lol
I'll send it to you along with an Aero bar.
Ω
That would be epic...
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:38 am
Think that fantastic book will also be aviable to Antis from Germany? 3nodding I would love to take it with me to school and read it in front of those sparkle-fairy-worshippers. Though that might sound like a death wish, I am still hoping they will open their eyes to the truth someday.. *sigh* I am such a dreamer... rolleyes
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:42 am
I so need that book, but because of the whole delivery fee expense thing, I'm stuck to wishing for its availability here in the homeland instead.
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:51 am
Emperor Angelo XXV I so need that book, but because of the whole delivery fee expense thing, I'm stuck to wishing for its availability here in the homeland instead.
I've always wondered....where IS your homeland?
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:14 am
Illustrated Indignity Emperor Angelo XXV I so need that book, but because of the whole delivery fee expense thing, I'm stuck to wishing for its availability here in the homeland instead.
I've always wondered....where IS your homeland? I think he said the Philippines...?
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:00 pm
Demoness Crystallia Illustrated Indignity Emperor Angelo XXV I so need that book, but because of the whole delivery fee expense thing, I'm stuck to wishing for its availability here in the homeland instead.
I've always wondered....where IS your homeland? I think he said the Philippines...? Hell, I thought it was Australia.
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:36 pm
xXBisexual FlanXx Demoness Crystallia Illustrated Indignity Emperor Angelo XXV I so need that book, but because of the whole delivery fee expense thing, I'm stuck to wishing for its availability here in the homeland instead.
I've always wondered....where IS your homeland? I think he said the Philippines...? Hell, I thought it was Australia. I thought he said Switzerland.
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:39 pm
Didn't he make it clear it was the Philippines? On that one Halloween thread..
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