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 Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:49 pm
Be Creative! Example: Person 1 - I wish I had a bike.Person 2 - You get a bike, but get hit by a car while riding it.
I wish I had new shoes.Person 3 - You get new shoes, but someone mugs you and steals them.
I wish... (etc.)============================================== I wish I had a bigger TV.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:51 pm
you get your tv, but.. it's defected and explodes, setting your place of residence on fire.
i wish i had some chocolate.
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Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:55 pm
You get some chocolate but it's really laxatives. You expel your bowels while standing in front of everyone you know and love.
I wish PG was more active.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:41 pm
PG becomes more active, but it's nothing but people who don't read rules, spam outside of this subforum, and troll.
I wish I had a nicer bed.
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:26 am
You get a nicer bed. Out on the STREET!
I wish I had more caramels.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:10 am
You get more caramels. But because you wanted them so badly, you end up chewing them all at once, and your teeth are glued together.
I wish soda were healthy for you.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:51 am
You get your healthier soda but it's made from asparagus and tastes like sewer water
I wish i have a bit more courage
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:57 am
You get a bit more courage...But end up getting shot trying to stop an armed robber.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:50 am
u had a million dollars but
u spent it buying nonsense stuffs for one day
and now ur back to zero cry
i wish i have that big My Melody stufftoy i saw at a store.
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:40 pm
You get the My Melody stuffed toy but you trip outside the store, scrape it against cement, and its head rips off.
I wish that I could meet my favorite fictional character.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:04 pm
You meet your favorite fictional character, but he/she/shim turns out to be a *****.
I wish I had a cellphone
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:22 pm
You get a cellphone, a blackberry in fact, but you try to use it and it doesn't work properly. In your frustration, you throw it against the wall and it shatters, then when you call your insurance, they can't cover it.
I wish I could get my leg fixed.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:24 pm
You get your leg fixed... by someone who's not a doctor!
I wish that my life had a "Happily Ever After"
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:35 pm
You get your happy ending with a prince and a castle until you fall in love with his brother...
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:48 pm
You can fly, but you become obese from flying everywhere instead of walking.
I wish I had a kitten.
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