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 Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:51 pm
"I have... some terrible news for you all.... classes will be delayed for quite some time. Since all of the have somehow gotten.... Swan flu!"
Everyone in the building gasps.
"I know. SWAN FLU! If you get it... you neck will grow larger, and you become extremely pale! You nose and mouth might even become... a bill! So unfortunately, we have to wait until everyone gets better, or we might have to hire new teachers."
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:33 pm
crying "Well, I should be able to survive a few month . . . but no more . . . I think I'll go cuddle my teddy bear . . ." Cinders walks off mumbling, "Oh the pain . . ." crying
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:32 pm
Swan FLU?! that sounds pretty bad, even for me. If I were anymore pale I'd be translucent!! That I could deal with but, a bill? No, no, no, I have problems enough with my own teeth much less a bill? Though I wonder if you could manage to get a stud piercing through on of those....
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:20 pm
"Yes, yes... no one wants Swan Flu, also known as B1S1 flu. So remember kids, always wash your hands... WITH DOVE SOAP OF COURSE! It gets rid of 99.9999999999% of Swan Flu germs. Okay that might be a lie.... Dove is paying us to advertise their merchandise."
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:40 pm
Ah, well, whatever. I use Dove anyway. xp
I NEVER get sick! I got that kind of immune system. Yeah, I'm talking to YOU Swan Flu! Get outta here before I set Felix on you.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:05 pm
Yeah Swan Flu! I'm also that afraid of you- Wait yes I am yes I am! Don't kill me!
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:02 am
Swan Flu? Swans are pretty when they fly.... wait stare oh... that's what you mean sweatdrop I don't want to get sick!!! gonk my parents!!! they'll freak!! They'll make me go home....... *rambles on...* Oh noes!!! emo
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:13 am
Xiao Feng Huang Swan Flu? Swans are pretty when they fly.... wait stare oh... that's what you mean sweatdrop I don't want to get sick!!! gonk my parents!!! they'll freak!! They'll make me go home....... *rambles on...* Oh noes!!! emo CALM DOWN! You won't catch Swan Flu, since there are obviously no swans around here... wait! Was that a large purple swan behind that daisy?!?
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:26 am
gonk *runs screaming clutching hair* WHY NOW!?!?! I need to see the nurse now crying i may have contracted swan flu eek
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:39 am
Hahaha! First Years are so gullible!
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:58 am
As much as I enjoy frightening the students, maybe we should try to refrain from making them lose their sanity, headmistress... Last I remember, Hogwarts is a school... Not an asylum.
Miss Malfoy in particular seems to be, as you said, gullible.
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:03 am
Oh, you two shouldn't be so hard on them. Every one is gullible at first. It's big, realizing that your magic. Don't you two remember?
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Professor Andrea Pellins Crew
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:12 am
"Nope! I don't remember! You see in fourth year, I decided to pay a visit to the Whomping Willow and the stupid tree swooped at my head. Now I don't remember anything from my first and second years at Hogwarts."
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:13 am
Wide eyes "Really! What about your 3rd year?"
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Professor Andrea Pellins Crew
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:22 am
"Somehow I kept that year.... But I really didn't do much during my third year , so there wasn't much to lose. Even though my brain is damaged, I am still 100% normal."
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