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 Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:20 pm
This is another "avatar above you" game. The object: Assume the avatar above you has proposed marriage to you. Unfortunately, you're not interested. You now have to decline their proposal. How do you do it?
Rules:
No "I'm not into your gender/race/hair color etc."
Be creative. Be long winded. Completely trample this person's affections. Pwn them. Do what you must, but just say NO!
Have at.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:17 pm
I've been waiting all of my life for the perfect man to come along, to sweep me off my feet, to be my support, my comport, my one true love. And I have dreamt at night that the moment would come when my one and only would come to me and propose in the most romantic way possible....
But you're not him, so bug off! stressed Seriously... I don't even date vermin like you....
((Is that harsh enough?))
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:49 am
While I admire your animal taming qualities, I am rather terrified of how you will dominate the rest of my life. If I wanted to be in a millitial one sided, dog-traineresque relationship, I'd have married Cesar Milan. Since you are not Cesar Milan and have only control over rats (and not yet even mutant rabbits) I will have to say no. But thanks for all the fish. They were quite succulent.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:19 am
As much as it pains me to do this (and believe me, it TRULY does), I must say "no" to your request. While I love and admire your sparkling personality, your recent genetic mutations have turned me off. Are you even human anymore? I am concerned for your health and sanity. Therefore I can not, under any circumstances, marry you.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:17 pm
holy crap a rich cowboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry no
im not interested in love at the moment
please leave a sob story and i will get back to you shortly
edit-im really not sure what possessed me to write this heh heh
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:10 pm
This sounds like fun, especially since I work in the wedding industry... As much as I adore you, I can not hold in my flatulence. I know it is against your rules, but though I love you, I just plain like a good old fart any day. Oh well, this can always be our song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU&feature=player_embeddedAh, weddings. IEditYourWorld
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 10:40 pm
I am repulsed by your obsession with following me around everywhere with a camera to record my every move. Just because you read Twilight at least 1,000 times and got it in your head that vampires are into being stalked, it doesn't mean I am okay with having someone barge into my bedroom during the day just to film me asleep in my coffin. Had you actually managed to expose me to sunlight... Nevermind. I'm having a restraining order put out on you stating that you cannot come within 100 yards of me.
PS -- In case you haven't figured out, I have no intention of ever marrying you. I'd rather get stabbed with a silver knife and have a priest toss holy water on it.
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:01 am
*laughs hysterically*
Oh... yikes! you were serious... ok... wow... awkward.
Well, you're nice and all, but... umm... ... ... ...
*looks Trussardi from top to bottom*
*chuckle* Just no. xd
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:30 am
While your ability to summon skeletons from their graves might come in handy someday, I cannot possibly spend the rest of my life with you, as I cannot stand to look at your evil clowny-face. That, combined with the knife in your hand, would have me reaching for my shotgun every time I looked at you. That just doesn't make a good marriage. Sorry, daahling.
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Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:54 pm
While it is true that I love brilliant minds, and I have always been attracted to the mad scientist type, I have never been interested in a lesbian relationship. I just don't swing that way. Sorry if I hurt your feelings. But, it's okay. Let's just be friends.
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:28 pm
AAGH! Oh, it's you, Chibi! When I "proposed," I only saw you from behind and you weren't wearing your hairbow, so I mistook you for a hot elf dude (like a white-haired version of Legolas from Lord of the Rings). No, no, I couldn't possibly marry you. Like you, I prefer men. Not only that, but I know from experience that we couldn't even be ROOMMATES, let alone spouses. We disagree on things as minor as what constitutes a comfortable room temperature and as major as national politics. Even if one of us were a guy and we got married, I don't think we would last a week as a couple. You're one of my best friends, but we are NOT meant to live together! rofl
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