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 Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:23 pm
 Welcome, my friends, to Whacked! Here, for a small price, you can contract us to whack someone. Got someone that needs "taken care of?" Let us help. Whack a friend. Whack an enemy. Whack a stranger. It's all in good fun. The process is simple. You tell us who you want whacked, how, and then give us some details of where they can be found. I create a pic of them getting whacked in the manner you describe and post it there, "Whacking" them. They can, in turn, whack someone else. Even whack you back. When I whack someone, I'll post what I'm doing to them, then post the following pic. After that, I give them a siggy of them being whacked in the manner you described. I can whack people in a number of ways: Cement Shoes, sniping, car bombs, poison... you name it. Let your imagination run wild. I'll even off a guy with a roast ham if you want. You have several options to choose when ordering from Whacked! We have our standard simple whacks, which are simple hit jobs. Nothing bizarre, just a simple offing of someone. Then the custom jobs. This is where I kill someone with a lawn flamingo or something of the sort. Normal siggys. Yes... I can do normal. And lastly... the newly arrived... Avy edits. They're new! They're cheap! Check one out! REMEMBER: TESS HANDLES ORDERS AND PRICING. TALK TO HER IF YOU WANT TO ORDER A HITHere.... take a look at my work. ZhangHe...Sleeping with the FishesLadanzer... Run DownScorpionKid... Burned AliveKakashi and the kitties...Zoinks!Will ZhangHe talk?A tall drink for RabidPlease contact myself or Tarotess if you wish to put a hit on someone. And now... introducing my line of avy edits... Its Nabeshin!HAIL ILPALAZZO!Rurouni Ken-"Shin"And Rabid, too...Romance of the Three ZhangHesDorwan, a character from one of my RPsLets just hope I don't burn in hell for this one....AND NOW... my line of animated siggies... I will also do animated Hits, so ask about them. The price for all animations is 50g per frame of animation. For the upcoming Mystic Nights CasinoLittle something for the Roulette tableMy friend Rabid is having a Panty auction... you should check it out.An animated version of the siggy I made for ZhangHe, depicting his plan to conquer Canada. My first attempt.The inner struggle between ZhangHe's Jedi and his Sith....My own siggyALL PAYMENTS WILL BE MADE TO TAROTESSOh... and donate to Tarotess... or I'll kill you.... with a Jamaican Steek
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:43 pm
The one about ZhangHe wanting to conquer Canada is so very funny. Id want something like it, except then it wouldnt be original or funny. Damn!
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:23 pm
You want something similar?
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:54 am
well, having something random and classicly funny flashing as part of my sig would be cool, but Ive no idea what it should be. I guess, if I could get some g's, Im pretty broke, I wouldnt mind getting one. in fact, it would be really cool.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 2:55 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:53 pm
hey, I have an idea.... its pretty funny too, so how much for a slidey show banner thingy?
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:55 am
50g per frame of animation, not including things I add in to make it flow better.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:30 am
1: pic of Indian guy from famous seventies public service announcement against littering; not crying.
2: that one picture of the woman with the children from the Great Depression, where she looks all forlorn, staring off into the distance, with her chin in her hand.
3: Indian guy.
4: Holocaust Victims.
5: Indian guy.
6: Kent State guy lying on ground dead.
7: Indian guy.
8: Buddhist monk setting himself on fire during Vietnam War.
9: Indian guy.
10: Planes crashing into Twin Towers.
11: Indian guy.
12:Hindinburg crashing.
13: Indian guy.
14: a frat boy, drunk as s**t, spilling beer as he passes out.
15: Indian guy, and a pearly crocodile tear rolling down his cheek.
16: (In big letters): "Oh, the Humanity!"
so thats about 800 gold, and if you need help on which pictures Im talking about, just PM me.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:50 am
I'll need a few more details on the "Indian Guy;" Mayhaps a picture if you already have it. Otherwise, I can probably get this done reasonably quick.
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:58 pm
well, here is a link to his obituary... http://www.cnn.com/US/9901/04/obit.cody/and Im sure if you did a quick google image search for Iron Eyes Cody, you'd come up with a few hundred pics of this old Indian dude crying. I need 1 of him before he tears up, and 1 with a fatty crocodile tear rolling down his cheek.
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:24 am
Crocodile tears? You think he's faking?
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:41 am
no, it looks real enough in the video. but if you wanna see it all funny like, watch the very end of Waynes World 2. that is a small take off of the old infomercial.
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:29 pm
*raises an eyebrow as he begins work*
Do you know what Crocodile Tears are?
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Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:21 pm
well, although Im guessing there is a sexual reference somewhere, Croc tears are the first, big tears that run down one's cheeks. the one's that tickle and are quickly wiped away by someone who is crying. and it is teh fictious name of a movie in the movie "Along came Polly".
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:15 pm
Crocodile tears are fake tears... someone pretending to be sad...
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