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Post: 5886648_1 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 03:22:41 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 03:22:41 +0000

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Welcome, my friends, to Whacked! Here, for a small price, you can contract us to whack someone. Got someone that needs "taken care of?" Let us help. Whack a friend. Whack an enemy. Whack a stranger. It's all in good fun.

The process is simple. You tell us who you want whacked, how, and then give us some details of where they can be found. I create a pic of them getting whacked in the manner you describe and post it there, "Whacking" them. They can, in turn, whack someone else. Even whack you back.

When I whack someone, I'll post what I'm doing to them, then post the following pic.

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After that, I give them a siggy of them being whacked in the manner you described.

I can whack people in a number of ways: Cement Shoes, sniping, car bombs, poison... you name it. Let your imagination run wild. I'll even off a guy with a roast ham if you want.

You have several options to choose when ordering from Whacked! We have our standard simple whacks, which are simple hit jobs. Nothing bizarre, just a simple offing of someone. Then the custom jobs. This is where I kill someone with a lawn flamingo or something of the sort. Normal siggys. Yes... I can do normal. And lastly... the newly arrived... Avy edits. They're new! They're cheap! Check one out!

REMEMBER: TESS HANDLES ORDERS AND PRICING. TALK TO HER IF YOU WANT TO ORDER A HIT

Here.... take a look at my work.
ZhangHe...Sleeping with the Fishes
Ladanzer... Run Down
ScorpionKid... Burned Alive
Kakashi and the kitties...
Zoinks!
Will ZhangHe talk?
A tall drink for Rabid

Please contact myself or Tarotess if you wish to put a hit on someone.

Now... don't go thinking that all I do is off people. I do wishlists... Quest banners... Avi Edits.... Emotes.... and other wonderful little stuff. Take a look!

Its Nabeshin!
HAIL ILPALAZZO!
Rurouni Ken-"Shin"
And Rabid, too...
Romance of the Three ZhangHes
Dorwan, a character from one of my RPs
Lets just hope I don't burn in hell for this one....

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Animated Siggies...

Mystic Nights Casino
Little something for the Roulette table
My friend Rabid is having a Panty auction... you should check it out.
An animated version of the siggy I made for ZhangHe, depicting his plan to conquer Canada. My first attempt.
The inner struggle between ZhangHe's Jedi and his Sith....
My own siggy

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Things I'll Do:

Hits, Still or Animated
Siggies, Still or Animated, involving your Gaia Avi (I don't draw....)
Banners for Threads and Quests (Still or Animated)
Head Emotes
Avi Edits
Wish Lists
Anime or Subject Themed Siggies
Simple Animations (Winking, Smiling, Waving, Dancing....)
Embossed (Stone Carvings)
Combinations of any of these....

Limited Time Hosting for Images Available....

ALL PAYMENTS WILL BE MADE TO TAROTESS

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Oh... and donate to Tarotess... or I'll kill you.... with a Jamaican Steek

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Post: 5886648_2 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:38:10 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:38:10 +0000

Welcome,my darlings! I'm the lady you place your order with for this...unpleasantness. I understand completely that sometimes these things need to happen. Would you like a cookie?
*smiles and offers a plate of cookies*

Alright,Mr.Flip likes to do his job well...so that means we have a list of FIVE hits at one time:

Customer/Hit

1-
2-
3-
4-
5-

Waiting list/Pending

1-
2-
3-
4-
5-

REPORTS will be given on how the hit went down,so you won't be left out of a single detail of it.We here at Whacked! want you to feel you are getting your money's worth.

TIME FRAME OF THE HIT:
Private 1-3 days Public day to a week, depending on how often they're online

PAYMENTS are to be sent to me upon the request of the hit...and by request,I mean you first post in the thread you intend to order a hit.Then please PM me with the hit's name and known hangouts,along with details on how you want the hit to go down.

PAYMENT PLANS AND OPTIONS:
Here at Whacked,a hit can cost as low as 200 gold for a "traditional" OR..you can order a "custom" hit for 300 gold. YOU tell us how you want the hit done.

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Quick clearup....
Normal = Traditional, easy to do whacks. Like.... Concrete Shoes... Cyaninde... TNT!
Normal hits. Guns... blades... that kind of stuff.
Custom = getting mauled by a kangaroo dressed in drag.
Get the picture?

ORDER FORM:

Client:
Target:
Target Location:
Traditional/Custom:
Prefered Method:
Public/Private:
Anonymous:

If you have any questions or need to discuss anything with me about the hit,please feel free to PM me any time.Thank you again for your business!
*smiles sweetly*

LISTEN UP PEOPLE THAT ARE ORDERING

PLEASE..you people have to PM me the details on the hit.If you want to send them to Mr. Flip too,that is fine...but they have to be sent to me as well because I keep up the list in this post and keep records.Failure to do this may result in a longer wait in getting the job done,and we don't want that...now do we?
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COMING SOON!!
info and order form for the avi edits...as soon as i have time! gonk
if you want to order an avi edit PM me any time,i'll get back to you as soon as possible.

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Post: 5886648_3 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:42:53 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:42:53 +0000

bump

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Post: 5886648_4 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:47:24 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:47:24 +0000

thank you heart

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Post: 5886648_5 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:17:24 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:17:24 +0000

This is too awesome!!

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Post: 5886648_6 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:25:00 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:25:00 +0000

Are you interested?

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Post: 5886648_7 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:28:19 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:28:19 +0000

Yes, that I am. But I want to think about something for a bit. I'll get back with you on this.

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Post: 5886648_8 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:29:17 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:29:17 +0000

Take your time. We're always here. And help yourself to the cookies.

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Post: 5886648_9 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:36:59 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:36:59 +0000

And please... Tell your friends biggrin

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Post: 5886648_10 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:42:39 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:42:39 +0000

I would like to order one please

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Post: 5886648_11 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:51:49 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:51:49 +0000

Wolve-hunter

I would like to order one please

*smiles* please...do tell me what we can do for you...

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Post: 5886648_12 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:54:20 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:54:20 +0000

I'd like to hire you guys to whack somebody..

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Post: 5886648_13 created on Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:55:16 +0000
Posted: Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:55:16 +0000

well I have this frined vampir-va-stien.he hangs around Vampire Kingdom(all guild members read 1st page).I want him to get an idea of who hes messing with.