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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:51 am


i hate it when people say I'd stab you with an icicle"
PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:56 am


I'd tranquilize you, and when you woke up, you'd be securely tied to a ceiling fan, and i'd be grinding your paralyzed body away with a beltsander. and when I got tired, O'd give you a viagra and turn the fan on, so you'd spin around while spaying lots of blood. I'd giggle at that,, then get back to work.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 9:39 am


I'd nail your hand to thee floor then dead bolt you in a room that was rigged to fill with water. But here's the catch the water would have flesh eating parhanas (sp)
PostPosted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:21 pm


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:26 pm


((love the whole nurse outfit yaoi)) xp

I would chop off your legs, gut you, and then strangle you with your own intestines..


I will do nothing for the person who tells me what thats off
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:22 pm


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I would chop off your legs, gut you, and then strangle you with your own intestines..


I will do nothing for the person who tells me what thats off


That seems vaugely familiar...

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:34 pm


I'd just cannibalize you. Because I'm that boring and unorigianl. 3nodding
PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:44 am


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I'd just cannibalize you. Because I'm that boring and unorigianl. 3nodding


sooo you'd eat him alive? uncooked? What about diseases??

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 6:48 pm


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I'd just cannibalize you. Because I'm that boring and unorigianl. 3nodding


sooo you'd eat him alive? uncooked? What about diseases??


Cooked of course, silleh. There's no way I'd ever eat uncooked meat. blaugh I might make me some garlic human. Mmm... Other than that, you can't get any diseases from eating people. Especially if the meat is cooked.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:33 am


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Worldsend
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I'd just cannibalize you. Because I'm that boring and unorigianl. 3nodding


sooo you'd eat him alive? uncooked? What about diseases??


Cooked of course, silleh. There's no way I'd ever eat uncooked meat. blaugh I might make me some garlic human. Mmm... Other than that, you can't get any diseases from eating people. Especially if the meat is cooked.


Sooo then how would you kill him before you canabalized him? In a forest when it's snowing with no witnesses?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:47 pm


Worldsend
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I'd just cannibalize you. Because I'm that boring and unorigianl. 3nodding


sooo you'd eat him alive? uncooked? What about diseases??


Cooked of course, silleh. There's no way I'd ever eat uncooked meat. blaugh I might make me some garlic human. Mmm... Other than that, you can't get any diseases from eating people. Especially if the meat is cooked.


Sooo then how would you kill him before you canabalized him? In a forest when it's snowing with no witnesses?


Yes. That would be the best option. If it happens to be in the middle of summer, a shovel to the head would do nicely. I'd also want him to be alive as I cook him. That would be wonderful. It would also be nice if he were alive when I ate him, but I like my meat medium well, so I highly doubt there's a chance he'd be alive after I was done.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:25 am


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Worldsend
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I'd just cannibalize you. Because I'm that boring and unorigianl. 3nodding


sooo you'd eat him alive? uncooked? What about diseases??


Cooked of course, silleh. There's no way I'd ever eat uncooked meat. blaugh I might make me some garlic human. Mmm... Other than that, you can't get any diseases from eating people. Especially if the meat is cooked.


Sooo then how would you kill him before you canabalized him? In a forest when it's snowing with no witnesses?


Yes. That would be the best option. If it happens to be in the middle of summer, a shovel to the head would do nicely. I'd also want him to be alive as I cook him. That would be wonderful. It would also be nice if he were alive when I ate him, but I like my meat medium well, so I highly doubt there's a chance he'd be alive after I was done.


What part would you eat first?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:00 pm


Worldsend
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Worldsend
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Worldsend
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I'd just cannibalize you. Because I'm that boring and unorigianl. 3nodding


sooo you'd eat him alive? uncooked? What about diseases??


Cooked of course, silleh. There's no way I'd ever eat uncooked meat. blaugh I might make me some garlic human. Mmm... Other than that, you can't get any diseases from eating people. Especially if the meat is cooked.


Sooo then how would you kill him before you canabalized him? In a forest when it's snowing with no witnesses?


Yes. That would be the best option. If it happens to be in the middle of summer, a shovel to the head would do nicely. I'd also want him to be alive as I cook him. That would be wonderful. It would also be nice if he were alive when I ate him, but I like my meat medium well, so I highly doubt there's a chance he'd be alive after I was done.


What part would you eat first?


That's a good question. Well... I happen to be a breast person when I eat fried chicken, so I might give that a shot. If anything, I hear the butt cheeks have the most meat. blaugh
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:15 pm


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Cooked of course, silleh. There's no way I'd ever eat uncooked meat. blaugh I might make me some garlic human. Mmm... Other than that, you can't get any diseases from eating people. Especially if the meat is cooked.


Sooo then how would you kill him before you canabalized him? In a forest when it's snowing with no witnesses?


Yes. That would be the best option. If it happens to be in the middle of summer, a shovel to the head would do nicely. I'd also want him to be alive as I cook him. That would be wonderful. It would also be nice if he were alive when I ate him, but I like my meat medium well, so I highly doubt there's a chance he'd be alive after I was done.


What part would you eat first?


That's a good question. Well... I happen to be a breast person when I eat fried chicken, so I might give that a shot. If anything, I hear the butt cheeks have the most meat. blaugh


So, butt for dinner and foot for breakfast

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:12 pm


Worldsend
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Cooked of course, silleh. There's no way I'd ever eat uncooked meat. blaugh I might make me some garlic human. Mmm... Other than that, you can't get any diseases from eating people. Especially if the meat is cooked.


Sooo then how would you kill him before you canabalized him? In a forest when it's snowing with no witnesses?


Yes. That would be the best option. If it happens to be in the middle of summer, a shovel to the head would do nicely. I'd also want him to be alive as I cook him. That would be wonderful. It would also be nice if he were alive when I ate him, but I like my meat medium well, so I highly doubt there's a chance he'd be alive after I was done.


What part would you eat first?


That's a good question. Well... I happen to be a breast person when I eat fried chicken, so I might give that a shot. If anything, I hear the butt cheeks have the most meat. blaugh


So, butt for dinner and foot for breakfast


I hear people taste like pork.
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