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 Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:51 pm
Truth is often stanger than fiction, especially if you're me. sweatdrop
This thread is for stories that are filled with amusing social situations or exceedingly stupid things you or your friends have done, or the infamous "remember when we got drunk last Saturday?" stories. Basically, stories that people can read and laugh about for half an hour afterwards.
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:04 pm
....never shoot an unopened beer can off your friends crotch....with any gun....the can EXPLODES(not a fiery explosion)...
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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:11 pm
Krueger Freddy 5 ....never shoot an unopened beer can off your friends crotch....with any gun....the can EXPLODES(not a fiery explosion)... ^ Like that. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:20 pm
lol
"Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more then slavery."
Lawana Blackwell
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:32 pm
My friends and I found a pirate ship pinata for like 5 bucks on sale at a party store. So of course we outfitted it with as many explosives and fireworks as it was capable of holding and set it sail on the lake near my friends house for new years... which happened to collide with a patrol boat keeping an eye out for drunks. Needless to say we booked it back through the woods to his house, and fortunately managed to avoid getting in any trouble. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:10 pm
i havent done any thing like that but i did shove a lit pack of firecrackers down a fiends pants on the forth of july....
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:12 pm
wow i got no stories. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:56 pm
i think i have the DUMBEST cat ever born.......IT just got its head stuck in a DEW box......
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:31 pm
oh cats i got that is one cat got stuck under my bed.
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:16 am
Well, here in Oz fireworks are illegal in all but one state. So anything we do with them is doubly dangerous.
Being only fifteen, the only way you can get fireworks is a) roadtripping with my friends down to Canberra, the only state where the fireworks are legal or b) getting them out of my dad's "secret" store.
Needless to say, when me and a few mates were completely drunk one night I led them down to the cellar beneath our house, and we sent a few into the bush. They looked so pretty, we decided to light all of them at once...
One did a huge loop and span right over our heads. We all ducked, everyone was fine...
Until we turned around and saw my dad with a fireworks graze across his eyebrows. They were smoking.
Much love, george.
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georgie is a pirate Vice Captain
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