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 Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:00 am
I seen a comedian today....... Sooo......... Dead..... .ER......
He opened with the oldest jokes Ive head, funny, but old.
Like....
How do you make a cat bark? Dip it in gasoline and light it on fire *WOOF*
How do you make a dog meow? Put it in a deep freeze then run it through a band saw *meeeeeeeeow*
Check out this awesome impression.... I can impersonate a french mime.
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:04 am
lol
Although I do not get the last joke confused
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:29 am
Battousai Akuma I do not get the last joke confused Me either.
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:58 pm
Gravechylde Battousai Akuma I do not get the last joke confused Me either.
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:00 pm
*applaudes* Well done, the first two, good, the last, not so good but understandable.
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:38 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:02 pm
ashlander_alpha Gravechylde Battousai Akuma I do not get the last joke confused Me either. I know what a mime is, but what does french have to do with what he put?
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:10 am
Gravechylde ashlander_alpha Gravechylde Battousai Akuma I do not get the last joke confused Me either. I know what a mime is, but what does french have to do with what he put? I think the + has to do with their identifiable makeup.
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:29 am
Gravechylde ashlander_alpha Gravechylde Battousai Akuma I do not get the last joke confused Me either. I know what a mime is, but what does french have to do with what he put? the art of being a mime began in france, and the most famous mimes have been french (ie marcel marceau)
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:00 pm
MegaTherion777 Gravechylde ashlander_alpha Gravechylde Battousai Akuma I do not get the last joke confused Me either. I know what a mime is, but what does french have to do with what he put? the art of being a mime began in france, and the most famous mimes have been french (ie marcel marceau) But what's funny about it?
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 11:01 pm
Gravechylde MegaTherion777 Gravechylde ashlander_alpha Gravechylde Battousai Akuma I do not get the last joke confused Me either. I know what a mime is, but what does french have to do with what he put? the art of being a mime began in france, and the most famous mimes have been french (ie marcel marceau) But what's funny about it? idk. mimes are funny little men?
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:26 am
And impression is a vocal mimic, a mime, is an impressional mimic. O.o its a crude joke.
Kinda like this..
A hippie, and a priest were walking down a street, as they were about to pass
The priest asked the hippie holding a jerry can
"What have you got there my son?"
The hippie replied
"This is turpentine the best s**t in the world"
the priest nodded
"No, you are mistaken, holy water is the best stuff in the world" he paused
"Rub it on a womans womb, and she will pass a baby"
the hippie laughed
"Thats nothin, rub this s**t on a cats a** and it'll pass a motorcycle."
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:05 am
Wow....I think I get...but for some odd reason I feel like I need to take a shower lol
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:57 am
Battousai Akuma Wow....I think I get...but for some odd reason I feel like I need to take a shower lol
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:13 am
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