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 Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:36 am
On phantomoftheopera.com, there is a thread that talks about the most holy church of Erik. Well, my friend and I came up with the ten commandments for the Church:
1 Thou shalt not shun people based on appearance.
2 Thou shalt honor thy children, no matter their appearance.
3 Thou shalt pay homage to music.
4 Thou shalt never remove the mask of another.
5 Thou shalt not touch Red Death stalking abroad.
6 Thou shalt NOT lead mobs into my home!
7 Thou shalt keep thy hand at the level of thine eyes.
8 Thou shalt leave Box 5 empty for my use.
9 Thou shalt not marry fops.
10 I am the one true Erik. Thou shalt not worship false Eriks such as Gerard Butler.
There they are, the ten commandments of Erik. What do you think?
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:14 am
I remember I had these "50 ways to annoy Raoul" and I lost it in with the thread cleaning period because it *was* a repeat thread and not under the right one i guess.
Ahaha. but i remember some.
14. Point "Shagin Wagon" on the back of his carriage.
27. Wake him up around 3 am with maniacal laugher from the air vents.
rofl Ill look for them when i get home *at school*
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:02 pm
If you're not a woman with a pleasing voice thou shalt be punjabbed on sight.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:35 pm
*giggles* I'm writing those on my notebook. *goes to print them*
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:18 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:42 pm
Ruenia 4 Thou shalt never remove the mask of another. 6 Thou shalt NOT lead mobs into my home! 7 Thou shalt keep thy hand at the level of thine eyes. 9 Thou shalt not marry fops. 10 I am the one true Erik. Thou shalt not worship false Eriks such as Gerard Butler. *Snickers madly* I completely agree with the last one.
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:05 pm
Number four is my favorite.
"Thou shalt never remove the mask of another."
I think a decent one would be:
"Honor thy Angel of Music."
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:14 pm
also: Never take the name of Erik in vain.
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:36 pm
You mean I can't say, 'Erik, dammit' anymore? *snaps fingers in disappointment*
Thou shalt honor the Madame of the Opera. (Giry)
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:48 pm
Ruenia On phantomoftheopera.com, there is a thread that talks about the most holy church of Erik. Well, my friend and I came up with the ten commandments for the Church: 1 Thou shalt not shun people based on appearance. 2 Thou shalt honor thy children, no matter their appearance. 3 Thou shalt pay homage to music. 4 Thou shalt never remove the mask of another. 5 Thou shalt not touch Red Death stalking abroad. 6 Thou shalt NOT lead mobs into my home! 7 Thou shalt keep thy hand at the level of thine eyes. 8 Thou shalt leave Box 5 empty for my use. 9 Thou shalt not marry fops. 10 I am the one true Erik. Thou shalt not worship false Eriks such as Gerard Butler. There they are, the ten commandments of Erik. What do you think? I'm a member of the Church of Erik on livejournal. It has a list of ten commandments, but I don't remember what they all are... Hehe, yours are pretty good, though.
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:40 pm
They're all really good, although I'm totally against the last one..let's add to it, shall we?
10. I am the one true Erik. Thou shalt not worship false Eriks such as Gerard Butler, Michael Crawford, Robert Englund, Claude Rains etc.
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:48 pm
I think the last one should be first.
12. Thou shall punjab all idolators, infidels, and fops. <---This would be my favorite
13. Thou shalt not glomp thou Lord and Master (without warning)
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:36 am
What about....
Theatre shall pay my monthly salary of 20,000 francs.
Or would it be Euros now? gonk
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:17 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:18 am
i am converted!
from now on i shall live my life by the ten commandments of erik!
must buy mask........must learn to sing......must live in cellars........and work out how to wear a cape and not look like a wizard wannabe.........
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