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 Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:46 pm
New thread since the old one got trashed.
Rules are simple, person one makes a wish, person two grants the wish but corrupts it, then person two makes a new wish.
Example One: I wish for a bar of chocolates.
Two: Granted, but only after you finish eating the chocolate that you find out that it was a bar of chocolate laxatives so you have to spend all day in the loo.
I wish I had my own car.
Three: Granted, but its as is:
I wish that I didn't have a gash on my leg.
Four: Granted, your leg was amputated.
I wish I didn't have someone's leg in my hand.
FIve: Granted, you have someone's head in your hand and your arrested for murder.
I wish. . .
Ya okay, you get the idea by now..
So to start off:
I wish for a cup of coffee.
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:57 pm
Granted but it is full of hot sauce and will never cool off.
I wish I had another dolly that wasn't creepy and I didn't lose my other dolls like the creepy person I am.
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:15 pm
Granted. Your dolls become all beautiful and precious and worth BILLIONS of money...but they get stolen. All of them. By some random burglar who learned of this via internet.
I wish my school would spontaneously combust, transferring me to a different one.
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:24 pm
Granted, your school has been burn to the ground... and your arrested for arson, and transferred to the prison's internal school system.
I wish she would hurry up and publish Midnight Sun already so that I wouldn't have to hear about it from my friends anymore.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:15 am
granted, but the book is so horrible that you can't finish it.
I wish that I could read the last book in the Inheritance Trilogy in English.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:52 pm
Granted, but then you totally forget what the plot was of the entire series and have to go back re-read it all- in the original language it was written.
I wish I could really punish GT for everything he did during the challenge week.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:52 pm
DemonLadySesshomaru Granted, but then you totally forget what the plot was of the entire series and have to go back re-read it all- in the original language it was written. I wish I could really punish GT for everything he did during the challenge week. granted, but no matter how hard you try too, he can't feel pain throughout it all. I wish I had something to wish for.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:12 pm
Wish granted but none of them will ever come true.
I wish this presidential election will be over soon so people will stop harrassing me about voting once they find out I'm 18 now...
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:33 pm
Granted, your brought forward though time and your set to vote in the election tomorrow... but your now voting in the 2012 election and you have no idea who the people your voting for are..
I wish that I had bought the Rothschild Fabergé Egg in the 2007 auction from Christie's instead of the director of the Russian National Museum, Alexander Ivanov.
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:13 pm
Granted but as you carry it, it crashes and breaks on the floor wasting all your money... and then you sniffle >_>
I Wish i could get a 90 in Calculus >_< 
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:58 pm
Granted but you grade transfers to me.
I wish I could get that girl i really want. (I am not a lesbian its just hard to molest her when shes not willing[there just tendencies])
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Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:09 pm
Granted, she becomes willing.. and starts to like you. No, she loves you. She starts stalking you and you eventually have to get a restraining order.. but even that doesn't work and she's taken away by police at least two time before she stabs you to death before killing herself declaring that if she isn't good enough for you then no one is.
I wish I could tell her.. tell her everything.. but will she even still like me afterwards?
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:29 am
Granted, you tell her everything in a drunken phone call.. and she still likes you the next day.. that is, she would still like to kill you but with the new info her feelings as moved on to that of she would love to kill you.
I wish I had my own TARDIS so I can zip forward for a bit and watch the Doctor Who Christmas Special already...
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:33 am
Granted, but then the show became illegal and the cops came and arrested you for watching illegal shows.
I wish i had a job.
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:08 pm
Granted, your hired as a.. 'delivery boy', you get paid to deliver boxes, no questions asked.. Your good at it, very good at it. But the cops are already watching your new boss, and when you started working for him they started watching you too..
One day your arrested along with your boss for drug trafficking, they find you guilty and you rot in jail for the rest of your life.
I wish the Vayamenda Industries minishop was still open for business, I wanna get a Plaything for my sig.
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