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 Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:33 am
It came slowly...Agonizingly slowly, for turtles are very slow and have no sense of urgency, but when it came there was much doom. DOOM I SAY!! For the turtle king allied with the lawn gnomes and began the war we are currently in.
I found this document buried in the fuzzy bunny graveyard.
ninja Don't ask why I was digging
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:31 am
gonk The turtle is no longer slow. It installed jet pack upgrades into it's spiked shell of evil. And has tentacles now. And spider's eyes and unicorn's horn on it's head....
*twitches, curls into a ball, sobs uncontrollably*
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:37 am
NAY I SAY NAY!!!!
*find's a turtle and poke's him in the eye's with a buncha sticks*
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:42 pm
ping? What did I say about experimenting on turtles with weird chemicals?
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:09 am
DerZuhalter ping? What did I say about experimenting on turtles with weird chemicals?
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:49 am
I bet we can solve this problem with violence and fire. Who's with me?
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:20 pm
Saitiyo-Agito I bet we can solve this problem with violence and fire. Who's with me?
*runs far away, and watches the spot through a telescope* I know this isn't COMPLETELY safe of a distance, but there is a somewhat lowered chance of being injured. Well, just to be sure...*puts on full body armor, looks back into telescope toward where Saitiyo was* HEY! Where'd he go?
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:12 pm
Actually, my great grandfather SamekhMem IV used to execute spies by chaining them to four wild giant tortoises and having them (the tortoises) rip them (the spies) apart. It was not a quick and painless death....
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:49 pm
I AGREE!!!!! *pokes the turtle with some sticks that are on fire*
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:03 pm
*begins bombarding turtle with perfectly orange balls of fire from each tail* If anybody wants to help, do so at your own risk.
And no, I won't hurt you if the fire isn't perfectly orange. Only I possess the power to do that anyway. I think.
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:07 am
Saitiyo-Agito *begins bombarding turtle with perfectly orange balls of fire from each tail* If anybody wants to help, do so at your own risk.
And no, I won't hurt you if the fire isn't perfectly orange. Only I possess the power to do that anyway. I think.
If I wanted, I could make perfectly orange fire balls.
Why am I talking to the air next to me?
He can't hear me from all the way over there.
PLUS how the heck did I read his lips when I can't find him through my telescope??? *swivels scope around looking for Saitiyo and the others*
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:22 am
*pokes ping* uum you know the turtle den is right under you right? In fact you put your telescope on one
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:06 pm
DerZuhalter *pokes ping* uum you know the turtle den is right under you right? In fact you put your telescope on one
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:07 pm
*slowly walks away as the turtles slowly swarm her*
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Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:16 pm
*snaps out of shock and runs*
Thankfully, turtles are notoriously slow. Well, except for THE turtle that's been harassing me for months now. So long as he doesn't show up, I should be good.
*keeps running*
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