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 Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:57 am
Found this on the GD lol
according to http://www.thepregnancytester.com
Congratulations, Khairunnisa! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.
Khairunnisa, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 15 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:11 pm
lol i though you were really prego.
lol that weird.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:08 pm
It's A Boy!
Sabrina Mohammed, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 15 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:09 pm
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
THIS IS SOOOOO RETARDED!!
Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .
The Pope
Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:03 pm
That is quite strange but hilarious at the same time ;p
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:44 am
Hmms...I'm male who considers a sex change so this should be interesting...
eek
"Congratulations, Midian Darkside! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below."
Ugh...Okies...*Pushes button*
"Midian Darkside, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 11 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out."
Green eyes and red hair? How the...*Deep breath* Ok, let's see this "father" *Pushes button*
"The daddy is...Ralph Nader.
This is astounding- the first time Ralph has sex since 1963 and he cranks out a baby. Is it true that it's $50 extra for 'cuddle time'? "
I didn't know either of us could physically make babies like that...Wow, isn't technology wonderful... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:05 pm
I almost peed myself.
Wow. Those people must be doin' something lol
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:49 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:46 pm
SILENCE!!
Or I keel joo!
(Was watching Jeff Dunham today XD)
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:46 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:01 am
Lol
I thought that was soo funny.
"Are these my 72 virgins?
I hope not!
There are alot of dudes out there!"
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:30 am
ROFLMAO!!!!
I had to stop myself from laughing because my mom is still asleep XD
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:51 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:04 am
Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.
...you gotta be kidding me!
SECOND TIME!
MyObsessionIsGaara, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 12 oz and have black hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
And the daddy is...
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
...I'm gonna pick a new one...
d**k Cheney
This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.
...KILL ME!
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