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 Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 7:37 am
EDIT (by Jewel): Thread Closed/Locked, but feel free to read through and remember old times! wink
Well... seeing as everyone's been busy with the holiday season and not been posting here much, I thought I'd do something to get at least a few more posts in this here guild (yeah, right). So... I came up with this. Sort of a Rimmer-ly oracle. Ask him anything, from why you exist to asking for advice on your dilemmas. Don't expect him to be nice, though.
I chose Rimmer because I play him in the RP. If you think you could do a better job of this, then by all means make your own "Ask Rimmer" thread. It's only for fun, anyway. Oh, and don't expect me to know every single little fact about Rimmer from the series. If I make a wrong guess, I'll at least try to back it up with logic.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:58 am
OK. I've got one for ya Rimmer.
Given that the universe is infinite
And God is also infinite
Would you like a toasted muffin?
8^)
Heh. Sorry. Couldn't think of a real question.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:41 am
Rimmer says: "Given that the universe is infinite, and God is infinite, I would not, actually, like a toasted muffin. I prefer fruit for breakfast. Better potassium and vitamin C means that much of an easier climb up, up, up the ziggurat of my career."
Let's just take his word for it, shall we? whee
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:25 pm
Keldan Rimmer says: "Given that the universe is infinite, and God is infinite, I would not, actually, like a toasted muffin. I prefer fruit for breakfast. Better potassium and vitamin C means that much of an easier climb up, up, up the ziggurat of my career." Let's just take his word for it, shall we? whee Indeed, we shall. *hugs* happy christmas kiddo.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:31 pm
eek *would also like a hug from santa*
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:39 pm
Anathema Device eek *would also like a hug from santa* *grins* why don't you come over here and sit on my knee and tell me what you want for christmas? Jking. *HUGS* merry christmas to you too.
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:50 pm
the last templar Anathema Device eek *would also like a hug from santa* *grins* why don't you come over here and sit on my knee and tell me what you want for christmas? Jking. *HUGS* merry christmas to you too. Santa's a little creepy. sweatdrop xd heart
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 3:32 pm
the last templar Indeed, we shall. *hugs* happy christmas kiddo. Oosht. 3nodding (Ask Ana. xd ) Merry Christmas, happy Kwanzaa, happy Hannukah, merry winter solstice, an' all that good stuff. Hehe.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:02 am
Anathema Device the last templar Anathema Device eek *would also like a hug from santa* *grins* why don't you come over here and sit on my knee and tell me what you want for christmas? Jking. *HUGS* merry christmas to you too. Santa's a little creepy. sweatdrop xd heart Agreed.
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:24 am
I have a question for Rimmer... what, if anything, is the highlight of being dead? whee
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 1:22 pm
Erfaewen Anathema Device the last templar Anathema Device eek *would also like a hug from santa* *grins* why don't you come over here and sit on my knee and tell me what you want for christmas? Jking. *HUGS* merry christmas to you too. Santa's a little creepy. sweatdrop xd heart Agreed. ewwwwww! creepy, creepy. santa's on the naughty list. hehehe. also erfaewen thinks i'm a n00b. lol. anyways does rimmer like chocolate?
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 1:59 pm
zolka989 Erfaewen Anathema Device the last templar Anathema Device eek *would also like a hug from santa* *grins* why don't you come over here and sit on my knee and tell me what you want for christmas? Jking. *HUGS* merry christmas to you too. Santa's a little creepy. sweatdrop xd heart Agreed. ewwwwww! creepy, creepy. santa's on the naughty list. hehehe. also erfaewen thinks i'm a n00b. lol. anyways does rimmer like chocolate? I Love creepy santa. heart xd
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 10:54 am
starlit_jewel I have a question for Rimmer... what, if anything, is the highlight of being dead? whee Rimmer says: "Hmmm... let me ponder that for a second. Well, I've come up with a list. Here it is: 1.) You can't die again. 2.) There are worse things than excruciating deaths and coming back as a hologram. Smelling Lister's feet, for one. 3.) You can't die again. 4.) Although I apparently do still have a sense of smell (don't ask me how; I'don't really know) it doesn't seem to be on all that often. Perhaps it's only Lister's Day-Glo moonboots that affect me. 5.) You can't die again. 6.) You can't die again. 7.) Physical pain does not exist to one who is dead. Well, not one who's a hologram anyway. Emotional pain is another matter, but let's not go there. 8.) You can't die again. There. Does that answer your question?"
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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 10:56 am
zolka989 ewwwwww! creepy, creepy. santa's on the naughty list. hehehe. also erfaewen thinks i'm a n00b. lol. anyways does rimmer like chocolate? Let's see how he answers that... "Chocolate is for emotional weaklings who believe that candy is the glue to fix every broken relationship. I honestly don't see what women like about it. Perhaps it's just one of those mysteries of life. Although I do like the occasional milkshake... don't tell anyone I said that, though. ninja "
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:03 pm
So Rimmer, if being dead is so horrible, why don't you just find a time vortex, like you did in (I think) series four, travel through it to a backward reality where time flows in reverse, and then stay there till you're alive again?
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