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 Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:21 pm
post random band jokes here
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:22 pm
what's the difference between a band director and a pizza?
a pizza can feed a family biggrin
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:28 pm
whats the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
a bassoon burns longer biggrin
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:29 pm
what do flute players use as birth control?
they're attitudes biggrin blaugh
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:58 pm
smurfs live in the band walls ...ahhhhh eek
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:13 pm
How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
5, one for the light bulb and the other 4 to tell them how much better they could have done it.
How does that one trumpet player screw in the lightbulb?
He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him.
How many trombone players does it take to screw it a light bulb?
The light bulb isnt' GONNA get changed, they're all gonna sit on the floor laughing about screwing and un-screwing...
What do you call a band directer in a room with concrete filled up to his neck?
Not enough cement.
What do you do for a person who can't blow into there instrument properly?
Take away the instrument, give them a pair of sticks a put them behind the band.
What do you do if they can't do that?
Take away one of the sticks and put them at the front.
You are driving and hit a three way fork in the road. Standing by each different path is a person. At the left path is Santa Claus, at the middle it an In tune Piccolo and at the right is an out-of-tune piccolo. Which one do you listen to?
The out of tune piccolo, the other two are only myths.
How do you tune two piccolo's?
Shoot one.
7 Trombone players and there instruments are in a van that drives off the side of a cliff. What's wrong with that picture?
You could have fit more trombones in there.
I got tons cool
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:57 pm
Is B-line you're belt line?
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:52 pm
I dont crack jokes about band i guess.....Oh wells i play a clarinet biggrin
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:22 pm
Hahaha all of these are so true
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:26 pm
Stordahl what do flute players use as birth control? they're attitudes biggrin blaugh xD This is actually true. x3 My attitude scares most guys away.
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:07 pm
band directors are like weather down here in texas...
Bi-polar
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:07 pm
well its not much of a joke but its funny
my band director calls us flutes floot loops!
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:08 pm
xx-- H i n a Stordahl what do flute players use as birth control? they're attitudes biggrin blaugh xD This is actually true. x3 My attitude scares most guys away. its true lol i back u up 100%!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:14 pm
how do you get 3 piccolos to play in tune.
you shoot two of em.
D:
lol
someone told me that a while ago
& at the time there were 3 piccolos in my band
razz
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:16 pm
aww boo
someone posted that one already
=/
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