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Gummy_Bear_Condom

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:06 pm


My class has a history of it.

Once last year I found a Daisy(flower) in my clarinet.
The French Horn (john) behind me found a peanut in his.
One of the sax's found a sock in their sax.
And another time I found a fork in my clarinet, not sure how it could even get there, but it was there.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:37 pm


I found a toothpick in my mouthpeice confused seriously, WTF?

Oress


El Arco Iris

PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:19 am


I remember one time - this was in my room, I never even took the thing outside - but I was playing and I turned my French Horn upside down to clean out the spit.....and a bee comes flying out of the bell....I was like wtf? How did I hold my hand in there that long and not get stung?
PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:04 pm


When my band was practicing for our field show, our tuba player turned over his instrument and popcorn and a few napkins fell out.

Deaf_Silver


kenshin-chan64

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:41 pm


Deaf_Silver
When my band was practicing for our field show, our tuba player turned over his instrument and popcorn and a few napkins fell out.

thats why you never leave a sousa unatended around food, especialy at a football game (turn the bell the opposite direction to avoid people who want some target practice when walking past them!)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:12 am


One time, (this didn't even happen when I was in school. It was a in about '9 cool our middle school band director told us that one day, one of his clarinet players came up to him and told him that her clarinet wouldn't play. He took off her reed, and there were live maggots under neath it. And that's why, he told us, you have to take off your reed EVERY time you put up your reed instrument.

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Gross.

I Chase the Green Fairy


FMAlchemistChan

PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:02 pm


I found a sandwich in my euphonium last year.

Last year a few seniors decided to put food in random instruments.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:52 pm


I found 2 pennies 3 dimes and a nickle in my flute... little kids messed it up

Anazu



Die Fischerei Konig


PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:18 pm


I found a pencil O.o and my band director told us of someone who never took their reed our of their instrument and one day it wouldnt play so she toolk it the band director and he took the reed out. Turns out there wer maggots living in it
PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:04 pm


ew, maggots?! I put a sock down my sax every night on purpose because that's were I keep my mouthpiece/ ligiture and it keeps it safer in there that the pouches on the side. And one kid found a battery in his trumpet. He couldn't get a sound out of it at all and the BD got mad at him and took the thing and said "Dude!" I'm not kidding, thirty some says DUDE. "You have something in it!" He takes it and bangs the bell on the ground and out rolls a battery. The BD just looked at him like he was insane as the kid went, "COOL, A BATTERY!" and picked it up and started to play with it. My BD asked him how it got in there and the kid said his little brother was playin with it the night before! morel, never let little sibs play with instrament!!!

Riaku_Nukazi


kamotoson14

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:11 pm


Riaku_Nukazi
ew, maggots?! I put a sock down my sax every night on purpose because that's were I keep my mouthpiece/ ligiture and it keeps it safer in there that the pouches on the side. And one kid found a battery in his trumpet. He couldn't get a sound out of it at all and the BD got mad at him and took the thing and said "Dude!" I'm not kidding, thirty some says DUDE. "You have something in it!" He takes it and bangs the bell on the ground and out rolls a battery. The BD just looked at him like he was insane as the kid went, "COOL, A BATTERY!" and picked it up and started to play with it. My BD asked him how it got in there and the kid said his little brother was playin with it the night before! morel, never let little sibs play with instrament!!!

LOL im glad i dont have sibs
PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:15 pm


Ummm I found an Ice Cube in my Trombone...... But like I put it there. OK I just wanted to type something. *checks Clarinet Mouthpeice* THANK YOU GOD, No Maggots *Takes reed off*

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:02 pm


5 bucks.

on the last day i played my flute i stashed my lunch money in my flute.
i then got another flute.

2 years later i had to play my old because my other flute was in the shop.

played it and then woop.
tada.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:43 pm


last year,one time in an away bugs were attracted to the stadium light but they were falling every where....when we came back home i opened my trombone case in front of every one 2 moths flew out and tons of bugs were in there...my cousin said "Oh God" i turned and said "i told them ten per ride" he cracked up....anyways i took my instrument out blew everything out...tossed the case on the floor tons of the lil buggers running every where.....the next day i was about to leave the instrument room to play when my 2nd cousin says he found two of the bugs in his bell and on the slide.....I wounder where the others went. mrgreen

KuriSai


Eccentric Chica

PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:41 pm


Numeroshi-Son-Of-Kain
I found a pencil O.o and my band director told us of someone who never took their reed our of their instrument and one day it wouldnt play so she toolk it the band director and he took the reed out. Turns out there wer maggots living in it


*pukes on the keyboard*


I think one of the freshmen put a baby doll in their sousa, but our sousas generally make a really BIG deal out of NOT putting stuff down the bell.

As for me? Nothing, really. neutral
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