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 Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:04 am
Some Televangelist commercial just said "Did you not know that God is making love in your heart twenty four hours a day?"
... I'll let that sink in.
Second question...
With who?
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:19 am
Man, that guy must have the stamina of a... God.
Per second question -- Jesus, I suppose. Jesus IS in your heart, after all. Which poses an odd theological question as to wether that's masturbation or incest on God's part.
Oh God, yeah... Stick it right in my ventricle...
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:21 am
Mitsh Man, that guy must have the stamina of a... God. Per second question -- Jesus, I suppose. Jesus IS in your heart, after all. Which poses an odd theological question as to wether that's masturbation or incest on God's part. Oh God, yeah... Stick it right in my ventricle...
I'm gonna be imagining penetration related heart murmurs all ******** day.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:47 am
Joshua_Ritter Some Televangelist commercial just said "Did you not know that God is making love in your heart twenty four hours a day?"
... I'll let that sink in.
Second question...
With who? The double meaning was probably not intended, but it's still highly amusing. And I'm pretty sure the devil in us would take God for a pretty wild ride. XP
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:15 am
Azana Brown Joshua_Ritter Some Televangelist commercial just said "Did you not know that God is making love in your heart twenty four hours a day?"
... I'll let that sink in.
Second question...
With who? The double meaning was probably not intended, but it's still highly amusing. And I'm pretty sure the devil in us would take God for a pretty wild ride. XP You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb... I bet it was a Freudian slip.
....ewwwwwwwww. I bet he's having an affair, actually. ...and all the dead will know: this is Hector, fool who thought he killed Achilles.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:28 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:54 pm
*trys to rip out heart*......>_< im scared 0.0;;
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:55 pm
gods in everyones heart makin love with the closest person on earth to godlyness.... chuck norris. eek
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:19 pm
You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb... Fun fact: Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. ...and all the dead will know: this is Hector, fool who thought he killed Achilles.
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:57 am
Ooooo-kay... Yeah, that guy obviously didn't think before he said that... just like the sex ed teacher a few years back didn't think before they read the question from the guys' class that said 'Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?'
So yes... don't you just love the wonderful world of televangelists? Jesus is in your heart, makin' love to who knows who/what... see, it's not the cholestorol clogging your arteries, it's really-!
And as to with who... I'd say either you(the person who's heart this is happening in), God/the Holy Spirit... or the Antichrist...
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:14 pm
Is that why people relate love ot the heart? Because God is actually in the heart and it turns him on to see anyone in love, which in turn makes the heart beat faster? confused
True or not it's pretty ******** sick...
We should suggest this to mythbusters: "Is God inside your heart having sex non-stop?"
And it may call for a new thread... The relation between Sex Magick and the constant daily porno called "God Inside Your Heart."
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:05 pm
Well, LoBo... Lobo thinks that this Jesus-heart-love making thing must be true... 'cause a televangelist said it, no? Hence it's trueness... Therefor it should not be MythBusted... 'cause televangelists should know, and the guys on Myth Busters can't measure the Jesus in your heart... or something 0.o;
Hi LoBo, Lobo says hi! ^.^;
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:10 pm
Hey Lobo, LoBo says Hi back. He is also confused as to why he is talking of himself in the third person when he's right here... LoBo is confused sad
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:12 pm
You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb...
Lobo-chan Ooooo-kay... Yeah, that guy obviously didn't think before he said that... just like the sex ed teacher a few years back didn't think before they read the question from the guys' class that said 'Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?' Kind of like in math class, sometimes certain people write "se x" instead of "sec x"
...yeah, nerdy joke. ...and all the dead will know: this is Hector, fool who thought he killed Achilles.
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:14 am
Baron von Turkeypants You won't have eyes tonight. You won't have ears or a tongue; you will wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb...
Lobo-chan Ooooo-kay... Yeah, that guy obviously didn't think before he said that... just like the sex ed teacher a few years back didn't think before they read the question from the guys' class that said 'Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?' Kind of like in math class, sometimes certain people write "se x" instead of "sec x"
...yeah, nerdy joke. ...and all the dead will know: this is Hector, fool who thought he killed Achilles. That's ok. I was incapable of writing "csc", and would always end up writing "css" instead. Homework, tests, exams...fortunately my teacher knew me and never really took of for it. So while I may not be as Freudian as you, I am certainly a nerd. The sad part is I'm still at a semi-cookbook level of knowing CSS... And suddenly, I'm glad I'm not Christian.
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