"You've been locked on and I'm gonna pick you off!"
Gaia Name: Damijin Spade
Wrestler Name: Snypa Rifle
Height: 6'8"
Weight: 257 pounds
Hometown: St. Louis, Missouri
Alignment: Face
Personal:
Smoke- no
Drink- lightly
Use soft or hard drugs- the most he uses is cannabis
Steroids- no
Have law problems- disturbing the peace, assault, assault on a police officer, assault with a deadly weapon, burglary
Religious- Hell no!
Personality:
Generous to younger talent outside the ring
Ruthless
Optimistic
Manipulative
Dependable
Antisocial
Mercenary
Bold
Driven
Performance:
Face: 96%
Heel: 4%
Cool: 45%
Cocky: 50%
Crazy: 71%
Legit: 70%
Comedy: 0%
Weasel: 5%
Brute: 89%
Weird: 30%
Wholesome: 10%
Skills:
Brawling: 100%
Puroresu: 15%
Hardcore: 100%
Aerial: 45%
Flashiness: 45%
Mat Work: 30%
Chain Wrestling: 60%
Submissions: 50%
Microphone: 20%
Charisma: 85-90
Acting: 65%
Announcing: 50%
Athleticism: 65%
Toughness: 75%
Stamina: 70%
Power: 63%
Basics: 55%
Psychology: 50%
Safety: 50%
Consistency: 60%
Selling: 80%
Respect: 70%
Reputation: 80%
Sex Appeal: 95% (ask the fangirls xd )
Star Quality: 70%
Menace: 20%
Intensity: 70%
Stiffness: 50%
Resilience: 75%
Refereeing: 0%
MMA Style: 0%
Nicknames:
Slayer of Cartwright
Prodigal Son of Violence
Demented Genius of Extreme
Shinobi of Excess Brutality [RDW]
The Hardcore Kid
The New New Jack
The (Man-) Rifle
Shinobi of Sadism
Sadistic Snyper
Deshi no Tatsu (Dragon Disciple)
Extreme Sage
Snypa's appearances
Weapon Use: Heavy
Weapon History:
Flammable liquid/lighter combination (2007-200 cool
Serrated baton (2009)
SAP/telescope/collapsible baton (2010-present)
Face Character: Hardcore Icon/Kid...
Heel Character (Early 2009): Character appeals more to name. Looks down upon hardcore wrestling and thinks it is beneath him, but hypocritically uses weapons occasionally.
Teams:
Bloody Reich with:
Atrocity XXX (Robot Commander Diamus)
Young Pimpin' & Young Money (Supersoakerkiller)
Finisher and Signatures
Das Blitzkrieg: Atrocity catapults the opponent into Snypa, who comes off the second rope in a reverse diving bulldog.
Reich from Hell: Ladder on top of one opponent while Snypa and Atrocity both use Arabian Facebusters...steel on steel!
Poetry in One Motion- Poetry in Motion setup, but Atrocity does a monkey fllp out of the corner.
Blood Theory- Atrocity holds the opponent in a powerbomb position while Snypa hits a top rope clothesline.
Bloody Carnage Mafia:
Marxx ([M]a.r.t.s)
Chrono Q. Clepsydra/Yuke (Yuke of XV)
Harli Drummond (Harli the Pervy Sage)
Nuke Fusion (-Nuclear Fusion-)
Pimp (Supersoakerkiller)
Damian Le (metalmanexe)
Kelly King 2.0 (ProtoWolf 2.0)
Matt "The World of Warcraft f**" Shanahan (Punkology)
Order of the Hatchet:
Joshua Danielson(mirokuman123) [RDW]
Finisher:
The Law of the Wraith and an Indian Deathlock combination called the Bowels of Hell's Pit.
Entrance Music:
1st: "ASAP" by T.I.(noob era- 2007)
2nd: "Party Like a Rockstar" by Da Shop Boyz(July 2007- October 2007; September 2009)
3rd: "Can't be Touched" by Body Head Bangerz (October 2007- August 200 cool
4th: "Stick 'Em Up" by Ludacris feat. UGK(heel: August 2008- May 2009)
5th: "Hero's Come Back" by +nobodyknows(2009)
6th: "Run This Town"- Jay-Z featuring Kanye West & Rihanna (June-July 2010)
7th: "No Sunshine" - DMX (August 2010-March 2011)
8th: "Test of a Man" - Dash (March 2011-October 2012)
9th: "One Blood" -Terrence Jay (November 2012-January 2014)
10th: "Got Urself A Gun" - Nas (January 2014-
11th: "Quick to Back Down" Bravehearts feat. Nas & Lil' Jon [with Hiro Shin-Mozas] (February 2014-
Themes Used For Special Entrances:
"Natural Born Killaz"- Ice Cube ft. Dr. Dre (EEW One Night Stand 200 cool
"Beat It"- Michael Jackson (EEW- One Night Stand 2009)
Smooth Criminal- Michael Jackson (DCW True Heritage)
Coming Soon: "My President Is Black"- Young Jeezy featuring Nas
Current Finishers:
Coffinspire: Shadow's Camel Clutch finisher
Maximum Lethality
Finisher History:
Call to Death: Full nelson w/body triangle. (Secondary: 2007-2013)
Rockstar Mentality(2008-2012)/Expert Sniper/Postcard from Juggaloville: Samoan Driver[X]
New Grand Slam/Long Range Kill
(2008-2009)
Inevitable Assassination(2009)
The Law of the Wraith: a fusion of the Coffinspire and the Call to Death. [RDW exclusive]
Deathspire: full nelson camel clutch (August 2013-January 2014)
Signatures:
Hangtime/Picked Off: a guillotine leg drop- can be used standing, too. Due to Snypa's long legs and given height. (2007-present)
Snipebuster: sitout spinebuster (2010-present)
Shootout: double-underhook jumping piledriver (2008-present, rarely used)
Black Mist: (Shadow inspired)
Signature History:
Grand Slam: A crucifix powerbomb, but Snypa falls straight through with it as he brings his opponent down instead of falling to his knees. (retired finisher-2007; signature 2008-2011)
Cold Hand of Death: Half nelson facebuster into a three-quarter nelson.
Common moves:
Indian Deathlock
Corkscrew Body Press
Standing Guillotine Choke
Front Facelock
Single Arm DDT
Half Nelson Choke
Hurricanrana
Running Knee Lift
Three-Point Stance Clothesline
Texas Cloverleaf
Scoop Powerslam
Moonsault (any variant)
Spike DDT from top rope
Running Boot
Camel Clutch
Single Leg Crab
Full Boston Crab
Running Shoulderblock
STO Backbreaker into Falling Reverse Neckbreaker
Sidewalk Slam
Running Spinebuster
STO Backbreaker
Top Rope Clothesline(diving, not flying like Kane)
Pyromaniac Fists(series of rights, finished up with a left)
Pendulum Backbreaker (sometimes into reverse neckbreaker)
Special Common Moves:
Jumping Elbow Drop with trash can
Hangtime onto chair around the opponent's neck
Camel Clutch with garrotte objects
Black Russian Leg Sweep: Front Russian Leg Sweep with Singapore Cane
Drawing of the Sharktooth Baton in a quick sword-like fashion.
Extreme Signatures:
Snypa teams up with the Broomstick ( rofl ) and rides it off of the top rope and comes down on the opponent in a guillotine leg drop
Sporked!(A term that is trademarked by the site Feminem.com): Snypa stabs the opponent with a wooden spoon customized into a spork, as opposed to Jed using a wooden spoon. This is a move you will only see out of heel Snypa or if he's super pissed.
[Tribute To New Jack]187: Diving elbow drop with steel chair under the arm
Extreme Finisher:
Level One:
Signed in Blood: arm trap neckbreaker aided by strangling implements, such as a chain, etc.
Level Two: Desperation
Hardcore Highlight: Snypa wraps a steel chair around the neck of the opponent and utilizes the cradle piledriver.
Snypa's Championship Honors:
PHCW World Champion(first) (7-0 against Cartwright)
2x NGWE Champion (competed in Scaffold Match first time; escaped FMP holding the title while on Chrono's back- 10-0 against Cartwright)
SWA Champion (awarded after re-vamp of SWA)
SWA Sacrifice World Champion? (see above, merged from Sacrifice Championship)
2x EWA Champion (def. Marxx and Nuke Fusion)
RCW Champion; vacated championship after def. Mystery Rock and Jack Jones
XCW Undisputed Champion (def. Cartwright- 15-0)
DHW Heavyweight Championship (first champion during restart of guild)
CWF Blood Champion(first-def. Mr. T)
AOWW United Nations Champion (first-def. Psycho Sammy)
EEW Television champion(official and unofficial-first time, stolen from Hitogoroshi; second time, def. Mad Dog in First Blood)
2-time DCW Extreme Champion(first, def. Roxxie Ink in Bullrope Match; second, def. Big Show in Jr. Deathmatch)
SWA Sacrifice Champion (def. Turmoil and Creeker in Ladder Match)
EWS Blood Champion (first after fall of CWF)
XCW Television Champion (def. Rhamm in Pit of Hell)
UWE Veterans Champion (first; def. Kelly King 2.0 and Shadow)
XCW Inter-Star Champion (last until beginning of DHW)
LWL Totalitarianism Champion (def. Cartwright)
WWCW Tag Team Champion w/ brother Damien Ace (last; original partner quit, def. Buckey as Brothers of Destruction)
AOWW Tag Team Champion w/Atrocity XXX of Bloody Reich (def. BOD)
PHCW Tag Team Champion with Atrocity XXX of Bloody Reich (first and last, def. Talented Kingdom; 8-0 against Cartwright)
GGWWF Tag Team Champion with Nuke Fusion (def. GGWWF Locker Room)
DHW Tag Team Champion with Hiro Shin-Mozas (def. Inversions, Angelus, and Chosen) [active]
Wrestling RP Social Guild's Time Travel Champion (#1 contender will be Chrono Clepsydra xd )
Snypa's other honors:
Ended Diego Alva's EEW career and his religious propaganda.
Resurrected the Taipei Deathmatch in EEW
General Manager of NGWE
Resurrected Gangsta's Paradise in EEW.
Most wins against a single RP'er
Invaded World Extreme Championship Wrestling***
Co-founder of Bloody Carnage Mafia
Innovator of House of Hell
Part of ICW InVasion(formerly WWA)
n00b @cheevemin+z:
1/8 reigning and last EEW Urndisputed Champions (with Yuke the Blood Queen, Nuke Fusion, Damian Le, Young Pimpin, Marxx, Chrono Clepsydra, Harli, Matt Shanahan, and Kelly King *
WECW** Undisputed Champion
WECW** Intercontinental Champion
WECW's** Co-Money In The Bank Winner
WECW** Unified Tag Team Champion
WECW** United States Champion
WECW** Cruiserweight Champion
1/10 EWA Urndisputed Champion
*The EEW/EWA Urndisputed Championship is what it says, an urn. But it features every championship as well as the Money In The Bank briefcase that belonged to the n00b guild known as WECW** until Yuke and Pimp stole them and decided to have a weenie roast with a cremation furnace. The urn with the ashes was displayed at the n00b's PPV event Destruction (what a lame-a** generic name), where EEW invaded (though you'll never see any record of this anymore because the n00bs deleted the post that featured the epic invasion) and took over WECW, starting off by beating up the champions backstage at the PPV and stealing their titles and the Money in the Bank briefcase. And yes, the original seven members are champions holding it...at the same time.
The Streak:
1.CWF Blood Championship
2. Bloody Reich vs C4, EEW Barely Legal!
3. Snypa Rifle, Jed, and Janelle vs Brandon Damone, Mystique, and Cartwright
4. Battle Royal to determine the two wrestlers who would meet for the PHCW title
5.EEW, House of Hell
6. Ladder match for PHCW Championship
7. PHCW Tag Team Championships, vs Talented Kingdom
8. Gangstaz Paradise, EEW Burn.
9. Chrono Clepsydra and Snypa Rifle declared co-NGWE Champions after escaping the FMP.
10. EEW, Bloody Reich Reunion
11.WWE:U Iron Man Match
Unofficial 13th win...in WWE:U, in the same thread! xd
12. G-Cup 2009
13. G-Cup 2010
14. XCW Highway to Hell, Undisputed Championship
15. LWL Totalitarianism Championship
Bedroom Achievements:
Claire Hawkins [fiancee]
Artemis
Eva Draven
Bianca the Busty Belle Brawler
Vanima Sulie
Mystique
Dr. Nina Royale
Evolutia Triplets
Christina Parks
Jenny Senmu
Emily Cullen
Wrestler Name: Snypa Rifle
Height: 6'8"
Weight: 257 pounds
Hometown: St. Louis, Missouri
Alignment: Face
Personal:
Smoke- no
Drink- lightly
Use soft or hard drugs- the most he uses is cannabis
Steroids- no
Have law problems- disturbing the peace, assault, assault on a police officer, assault with a deadly weapon, burglary
Religious- Hell no!
Personality:
Generous to younger talent outside the ring
Ruthless
Optimistic
Manipulative
Dependable
Antisocial
Mercenary
Bold
Driven
Performance:
Face: 96%
Heel: 4%
Cool: 45%
Cocky: 50%
Crazy: 71%
Legit: 70%
Comedy: 0%
Weasel: 5%
Brute: 89%
Weird: 30%
Wholesome: 10%
Skills:
Brawling: 100%
Puroresu: 15%
Hardcore: 100%
Aerial: 45%
Flashiness: 45%
Mat Work: 30%
Chain Wrestling: 60%
Submissions: 50%
Microphone: 20%
Charisma: 85-90
Acting: 65%
Announcing: 50%
Athleticism: 65%
Toughness: 75%
Stamina: 70%
Power: 63%
Basics: 55%
Psychology: 50%
Safety: 50%
Consistency: 60%
Selling: 80%
Respect: 70%
Reputation: 80%
Sex Appeal: 95% (ask the fangirls xd )
Star Quality: 70%
Menace: 20%
Intensity: 70%
Stiffness: 50%
Resilience: 75%
Refereeing: 0%
MMA Style: 0%
Nicknames:
Slayer of Cartwright
Prodigal Son of Violence
Demented Genius of Extreme
Shinobi of Excess Brutality [RDW]
The Hardcore Kid
The New New Jack
The (Man-) Rifle
Shinobi of Sadism
Sadistic Snyper
Deshi no Tatsu (Dragon Disciple)
Extreme Sage
Snypa's appearances
Weapon Use: Heavy
Weapon History:
Flammable liquid/lighter combination (2007-200 cool
Serrated baton (2009)
SAP/telescope/collapsible baton (2010-present)
Face Character: Hardcore Icon/Kid...
Heel Character (Early 2009): Character appeals more to name. Looks down upon hardcore wrestling and thinks it is beneath him, but hypocritically uses weapons occasionally.
Teams:
Bloody Reich with:
Atrocity XXX (Robot Commander Diamus)
Young Pimpin' & Young Money (Supersoakerkiller)
Finisher and Signatures
Das Blitzkrieg: Atrocity catapults the opponent into Snypa, who comes off the second rope in a reverse diving bulldog.
Reich from Hell: Ladder on top of one opponent while Snypa and Atrocity both use Arabian Facebusters...steel on steel!
Poetry in One Motion- Poetry in Motion setup, but Atrocity does a monkey fllp out of the corner.
Blood Theory- Atrocity holds the opponent in a powerbomb position while Snypa hits a top rope clothesline.
Bloody Carnage Mafia:
Marxx ([M]a.r.t.s)
Chrono Q. Clepsydra/Yuke (Yuke of XV)
Harli Drummond (Harli the Pervy Sage)
Nuke Fusion (-Nuclear Fusion-)
Pimp (Supersoakerkiller)
Damian Le (metalmanexe)
Kelly King 2.0 (ProtoWolf 2.0)
Matt "The World of Warcraft f**" Shanahan (Punkology)
Order of the Hatchet:
Joshua Danielson(mirokuman123) [RDW]
Finisher:
The Law of the Wraith and an Indian Deathlock combination called the Bowels of Hell's Pit.
Entrance Music:
1st: "ASAP" by T.I.(noob era- 2007)
2nd: "Party Like a Rockstar" by Da Shop Boyz(July 2007- October 2007; September 2009)
3rd: "Can't be Touched" by Body Head Bangerz (October 2007- August 200 cool
4th: "Stick 'Em Up" by Ludacris feat. UGK(heel: August 2008- May 2009)
5th: "Hero's Come Back" by +nobodyknows(2009)
6th: "Run This Town"- Jay-Z featuring Kanye West & Rihanna (June-July 2010)
7th: "No Sunshine" - DMX (August 2010-March 2011)
8th: "Test of a Man" - Dash (March 2011-October 2012)
9th: "One Blood" -Terrence Jay (November 2012-January 2014)
10th: "Got Urself A Gun" - Nas (January 2014-
11th: "Quick to Back Down" Bravehearts feat. Nas & Lil' Jon [with Hiro Shin-Mozas] (February 2014-
Themes Used For Special Entrances:
"Natural Born Killaz"- Ice Cube ft. Dr. Dre (EEW One Night Stand 200 cool
"Beat It"- Michael Jackson (EEW- One Night Stand 2009)
Smooth Criminal- Michael Jackson (DCW True Heritage)
Coming Soon: "My President Is Black"- Young Jeezy featuring Nas
Current Finishers:
Coffinspire: Shadow's Camel Clutch finisher
Maximum Lethality
Finisher History:
Call to Death: Full nelson w/body triangle. (Secondary: 2007-2013)
Rockstar Mentality(2008-2012)/Expert Sniper/Postcard from Juggaloville: Samoan Driver[X]
New Grand Slam/Long Range Kill
(2008-2009)
Inevitable Assassination(2009)
The Law of the Wraith: a fusion of the Coffinspire and the Call to Death. [RDW exclusive]
Deathspire: full nelson camel clutch (August 2013-January 2014)
Signatures:
Hangtime/Picked Off: a guillotine leg drop- can be used standing, too. Due to Snypa's long legs and given height. (2007-present)
Snipebuster: sitout spinebuster (2010-present)
Shootout: double-underhook jumping piledriver (2008-present, rarely used)
Black Mist: (Shadow inspired)
Signature History:
Grand Slam: A crucifix powerbomb, but Snypa falls straight through with it as he brings his opponent down instead of falling to his knees. (retired finisher-2007; signature 2008-2011)
Cold Hand of Death: Half nelson facebuster into a three-quarter nelson.
Common moves:
Indian Deathlock
Corkscrew Body Press
Standing Guillotine Choke
Front Facelock
Single Arm DDT
Half Nelson Choke
Hurricanrana
Running Knee Lift
Three-Point Stance Clothesline
Texas Cloverleaf
Scoop Powerslam
Moonsault (any variant)
Spike DDT from top rope
Running Boot
Camel Clutch
Single Leg Crab
Full Boston Crab
Running Shoulderblock
STO Backbreaker into Falling Reverse Neckbreaker
Sidewalk Slam
Running Spinebuster
STO Backbreaker
Top Rope Clothesline(diving, not flying like Kane)
Pyromaniac Fists(series of rights, finished up with a left)
Pendulum Backbreaker (sometimes into reverse neckbreaker)
Special Common Moves:
Jumping Elbow Drop with trash can
Hangtime onto chair around the opponent's neck
Camel Clutch with garrotte objects
Black Russian Leg Sweep: Front Russian Leg Sweep with Singapore Cane
Drawing of the Sharktooth Baton in a quick sword-like fashion.
Extreme Signatures:
Snypa teams up with the Broomstick ( rofl ) and rides it off of the top rope and comes down on the opponent in a guillotine leg drop
Sporked!(A term that is trademarked by the site Feminem.com): Snypa stabs the opponent with a wooden spoon customized into a spork, as opposed to Jed using a wooden spoon. This is a move you will only see out of heel Snypa or if he's super pissed.
[Tribute To New Jack]187: Diving elbow drop with steel chair under the arm
Extreme Finisher:
Level One:
Signed in Blood: arm trap neckbreaker aided by strangling implements, such as a chain, etc.
Level Two: Desperation
Hardcore Highlight: Snypa wraps a steel chair around the neck of the opponent and utilizes the cradle piledriver.
Snypa's Championship Honors:
PHCW World Champion(first) (7-0 against Cartwright)
2x NGWE Champion (competed in Scaffold Match first time; escaped FMP holding the title while on Chrono's back- 10-0 against Cartwright)
SWA Champion (awarded after re-vamp of SWA)
SWA Sacrifice World Champion? (see above, merged from Sacrifice Championship)
2x EWA Champion (def. Marxx and Nuke Fusion)
RCW Champion; vacated championship after def. Mystery Rock and Jack Jones
XCW Undisputed Champion (def. Cartwright- 15-0)
DHW Heavyweight Championship (first champion during restart of guild)
CWF Blood Champion(first-def. Mr. T)
AOWW United Nations Champion (first-def. Psycho Sammy)
EEW Television champion(official and unofficial-first time, stolen from Hitogoroshi; second time, def. Mad Dog in First Blood)
2-time DCW Extreme Champion(first, def. Roxxie Ink in Bullrope Match; second, def. Big Show in Jr. Deathmatch)
SWA Sacrifice Champion (def. Turmoil and Creeker in Ladder Match)
EWS Blood Champion (first after fall of CWF)
XCW Television Champion (def. Rhamm in Pit of Hell)
UWE Veterans Champion (first; def. Kelly King 2.0 and Shadow)
XCW Inter-Star Champion (last until beginning of DHW)
LWL Totalitarianism Champion (def. Cartwright)
WWCW Tag Team Champion w/ brother Damien Ace (last; original partner quit, def. Buckey as Brothers of Destruction)
AOWW Tag Team Champion w/Atrocity XXX of Bloody Reich (def. BOD)
PHCW Tag Team Champion with Atrocity XXX of Bloody Reich (first and last, def. Talented Kingdom; 8-0 against Cartwright)
GGWWF Tag Team Champion with Nuke Fusion (def. GGWWF Locker Room)
DHW Tag Team Champion with Hiro Shin-Mozas (def. Inversions, Angelus, and Chosen) [active]
Wrestling RP Social Guild's Time Travel Champion (#1 contender will be Chrono Clepsydra xd )
Snypa's other honors:
Ended Diego Alva's EEW career and his religious propaganda.
Resurrected the Taipei Deathmatch in EEW
General Manager of NGWE
Resurrected Gangsta's Paradise in EEW.
Most wins against a single RP'er
Invaded World Extreme Championship Wrestling***
Co-founder of Bloody Carnage Mafia
Innovator of House of Hell
Part of ICW InVasion(formerly WWA)
n00b @cheevemin+z:
1/8 reigning and last EEW Urndisputed Champions (with Yuke the Blood Queen, Nuke Fusion, Damian Le, Young Pimpin, Marxx, Chrono Clepsydra, Harli, Matt Shanahan, and Kelly King *
WECW** Undisputed Champion
WECW** Intercontinental Champion
WECW's** Co-Money In The Bank Winner
WECW** Unified Tag Team Champion
WECW** United States Champion
WECW** Cruiserweight Champion
1/10 EWA Urndisputed Champion
*The EEW/EWA Urndisputed Championship is what it says, an urn. But it features every championship as well as the Money In The Bank briefcase that belonged to the n00b guild known as WECW** until Yuke and Pimp stole them and decided to have a weenie roast with a cremation furnace. The urn with the ashes was displayed at the n00b's PPV event Destruction (what a lame-a** generic name), where EEW invaded (though you'll never see any record of this anymore because the n00bs deleted the post that featured the epic invasion) and took over WECW, starting off by beating up the champions backstage at the PPV and stealing their titles and the Money in the Bank briefcase. And yes, the original seven members are champions holding it...at the same time.
The Streak:
1.CWF Blood Championship
2. Bloody Reich vs C4, EEW Barely Legal!
3. Snypa Rifle, Jed, and Janelle vs Brandon Damone, Mystique, and Cartwright
4. Battle Royal to determine the two wrestlers who would meet for the PHCW title
5.EEW, House of Hell
6. Ladder match for PHCW Championship
7. PHCW Tag Team Championships, vs Talented Kingdom
8. Gangstaz Paradise, EEW Burn.
9. Chrono Clepsydra and Snypa Rifle declared co-NGWE Champions after escaping the FMP.
10. EEW, Bloody Reich Reunion
11.WWE:U Iron Man Match
Unofficial 13th win...in WWE:U, in the same thread! xd
12. G-Cup 2009
13. G-Cup 2010
14. XCW Highway to Hell, Undisputed Championship
15. LWL Totalitarianism Championship
Bedroom Achievements:
Claire Hawkins [fiancee]
Artemis
Eva Draven
Bianca the Busty Belle Brawler
Vanima Sulie
Mystique
Dr. Nina Royale
Evolutia Triplets
Christina Parks
Jenny Senmu
Emily Cullen
"Bloody Carnage Mafia: Red Pyro Ranger!"
Practice Promos
1. "Harli, Harli, Harli. I have watched every match you've participated in. Most of which have been thanks to the grace of YouTube due to them not being shown on American television. And each one has impressed me more than the next. I always thought that I would never decide which one I can put on my top ten of best Harli matches. Then a light bulb popped up in my head."
Snypa pauses for a second.
"The Snypa Rifle versus Harli Drummond coming up in three weeks at [enter promotion name and PPV here] inside a match that gave birth to many names that came before our time. Harley Race, Ric Flair, Jimmy Snuka, Don Muraco- the whole list goes on! I'm going to give you enough respect to inform you, Harli, that when we get inside that steel cage, I'm going to do unspeakable things to you. I want the gods and the goddesses to forgive me now, because the many ways I plan to hurt you: I won't be able to forgive myself. And that's fine. I've come to terms with that. So make peace with yourself and anyone you feel you owe that to while you can, Harli. Because in three weeks, there will be no peace. There's only us and the cage."
2. "If there's anyone in this industry I hate more than Daniel Cartwright: it's you, Mike Landry. You strut around like you so [bleep]in' hard. To you, it might be cool to jump somebody from behind and run up on them while they're doing an interview. But the truth is, that don't make you nothin' but a b***h!! You can't justify your past actions, Landry. Just as I won't be able to justify what I'm going to do to you in a very near future. You may have gotten the jump on me two weeks ago and think you ended my career...but I should be back. No, scratch that. I WILL BE BACK. And that near future is Sunday at [enter company name and PPV here]. For what you did to my girl, I can't forgive you. Because of you, Claire is in a hospital bed with a broken arm and two black eyes. The Goddess above knows if she can wrestle again. But I won't invoke the power of the Goddess of Love to watch over Claire."
Snypa calms down. He's seething.
" ATHENA, GODDESS OF WAR! I invoke thee...for I have a battle of purpose. Watch over me. Give me courage. Make me swift. Make me strong."
After Snypa's brief prayer, he focuses back on his coming opponent.
"But you know what, Landry? I'll be watching your [enter promotion here] Championship match against [random wrestler here]. But not from a television set. In fact, I'm gonna take a drive to the [enter name of arena here]. Because I'm gonna get in that ring tonight. But not as the Snypa Rifle. No, not as the Demented Genius of Extreme. Strip away the facepaint, the sharktooth baton, the jumpsuit, and the use of fire and what do you face, Landry? HUH?! You get the rage of a boyfriend whose girlfriend was unnecessarily assaulted. And that's what I coming as: an angry boyfriend."
3. Snypa smiles as he stares down the self-proclaimed God of Time.
"It was bound to happen. The fates led us here. You know, Clepsydra, even a god can be cut down if the man has the right weapon. I've faced Talented Ones, heartbreakers, freakshows, emos, rappers, marines, hardcore legends, Japanese men who get off on bloodshed, mixed martial artists, retarded Batista marks, Mystery Rocks, egomaniacs, gravediggers, guard dogs, demons, prodigies, saints, foxes, Australians, angels, kings, pimps, bounty hunters, and party animals. And I've beaten them all. And after [event name here], I'll add one more thing to the list: GODS."
And the smaller man looks up at Chrono.
"And as for your little so-called "twisted" match that you think'll favor you: I'm ready. Hell, I'm ready right now. If you're up to it. But I warn you, Quantum: don't underestimate me. It'll be your last mistake. And one more thing, Mr. God of Time. I've got you in my scope now, but I'm gonna pull the trigger when we meet."
Okay, you dildos really don't get it. I kind of need to brush up on my promos because I feel I can do a lot better in that section. Now pay attention as these are not real promos I plan to use, nor have these events happened. I kinda wanna use a mix of detailed promos and simple ones.
4. The camera is pointed downward at a smoking Snypa, who looks up after a couple of drags on his cigarette.
"I'm on? Ok..."
The Rifle puts out his square and tugs on his jacket before speaking, playing with the [enter company here] World Championship sitting on his lap.
"They said you were an icon, a hero, a warrior, and a legend. If you think about it...they were all right. Jarel Drako Damone, you are the embodiment of every one of these words. You are, without doubt, the Father of Hardcore. Each and every time I have to look across that ring and see your face, I have no doubts that I'm in there with the Dragon. The same Dragon who puts fear into the hearts of everyone he gets in the ring with. But what happens when you face someone you can't intimidate? I'd be lying if I said I've never had doubts about whether or not I could survive a match with you. But I've put all that aside and have placed my focus on the task at hand. Respect you, check. Idolize you, check. But fear you? That box'll remain empty for quite some time. It seems my time's nearly up, so I'll leave you with this one thing: while a dragon is dangerous and can lay siege to a kingdom in under minutes, if a knight has the right weapon--that dragon becomes his armor in under seconds. I'll be seeing you soon then, Damone."
5. Snypa is standing in the center of the ring.
"Last week, I got screwed out of a chance to enter [name tournament for number one's contender spot for enter title here]. So I'm out here to make things right. Whoever said the eye for an eye law gets you nowhere--straight up lied to everyone. And Matt Stone, if you think I'm gonna let you get away with injecting yourself into a match you didn't belong in--then you're lying to yourself. And I don't plan to leave this ring until I get what I want--you."
6. Snypa looks like he's been in a fistfight, which he has. After the commercial break, he's seen standing on top of the announce table with a mic in his hand.
"I've had it. Enough is enough! No more back-jumping! No more trash-talking! No more outside interference! NO MORE! CREEKER, GET YOUR a** TO THIS RING NOW!"
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