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 Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:29 pm
Title really says it all... come up with funny ways to get under Voldy's skin.
-Walk up to him with a Ronald Weasley sock puppet. Hit him with it saying 'bother' Then run away.
-Ask why he hasn't got a cool scar
-When one of his plans goes right, tell him, in front of his most loyal death eaters, 'i'm so proud of you'
-As he announces his plans, say in a loud whisper to the Death Eaters, 'Oh, yeah, that'll work' in a really sarcastic tone.
-Call him 'he who was destroyed by an infant'
-ask him why he had to make the dark mark so scary. recommend changing it to a bunny.
-Post a good behavior chart in the meeting room. Give everybody but him gold stars and rewards.
-when you see him about to enter a room, go in first and announce him in a grand, overbearing voice amidst trumpets and raining flower petals.
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:00 pm
Ah, the good ol' 123 Ways to Annoy Voldemort list from Mugglenet. Always good to go there when in need of a good laugh.
" Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son."
lol
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:50 pm
"Ask him whether or not he would like to have a cup a tea to pass the time."
"Calling him Voldielocks instead of the Dark Lord."
"Ask him if he is tired of losing all the time."
Making it up as I go .. XD{ Emmeline }
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:26 pm
"Harry I am your father"
"Thats Impossible"
"oh and your mother is Prof. Magonigal. xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:33 pm
Hahahahahahaha!!! Those are all fantastic!!!!!! and for the following, I took these from Mugglenet. They were my favorite. Quote: 11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him. 34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling. 72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.' 85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly. 119. Paint his fingernails hot pink while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:30 pm
Actually, I originally heard of this as '101 ways to annoy, harass, and mildly traumatize Lord Voldemort' in a fanfic on quizilla.com... the character in the book started writing them cuz she got bored one day and was planning to post them on Snape's door when she got to 101... the author asked her readers to send her their ideas it was funny.
-burn a cd with the song 'im to sexy' and play it while he's in the middle of a speech. get up on the table and start dancing. ask him to join you.
-read his diary... go to http://www.quizilla.com/users/one.pieceof.rainbow./quizzes/The Very SECRET Diary of Lord Voldemort, Evil Overlord Extraordinaire (part 1)
for this lol its funny...
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:09 pm
" Tell him you have his teddy bear." mad
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:43 am
1. Tell him that Wormtail has a crush on him.
2. Whack him on the arm and say, "Mosquitoe" every few minutes.
3. Set off Christmas Crackers, or Party Poppers in his face whenever it suits your fancy.
4. Cuddle him at random, and more importantly inoppurtune, moments.
5. Whenever he says, "I am displeased," shout out that Lucius did it, even if he didn't.
6. Suggest a Halloween costme party, and show up as Harry.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:00 am
Chikamio 6. Suggest a Halloween costme party, and show up as Harry. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! That one has to be one of my favorites so far!
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:25 pm
Chikamio 6. Suggest a Halloween costme party, and show up as Harry.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:25 pm
Quote: 72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.'
>=/
Quite funny, some of them.
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:36 am
Also from mugglenet.com:
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:10 pm
lorraineleigh Hahahahahahaha!!! Those are all fantastic!!!!!! and for the following, I took these from Mugglenet. They were my favorite. Quote: 11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him. 34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling. 72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.' 85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly. 119. Paint his fingernails hot pink while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color. number 11 is the best there. (hey that's my favorite number blaugh )
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:23 pm
Chikamio 6. Suggest a Halloween costme party, and show up as Harry. that one, is awsome xd
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