In-Character, but Out-of-Character

[Eric Coldfire]

Nightmare tapped Tyler on the shoulder, his Red Lantern aura blazing.

Leo sighed "I suppose I could, Mira... it was how I developed my upper body strength and dexterity."  

[Tempest25]

Tyler gave a light shrug, "Be mad all you want... My mom always said, if you got it... Flaunt it... Then again that could have been the hot girl from school. Who knows."  

[Kitana Coldfire]

Mira: ^w^ Yay~! *sees pole* : D *wraps tail around the top of it, dangles upside-down* Wheeeee~! ^o^  

[Eric Coldfire]

Robert crossed his arms at Mira "why would you wish to do this for exercise? Your body's metabolism is constantly working to make sure your body is in prime condition to reproduce. The only reason you should wish to pole dance is to arouse Nightmare."

Leo climbed up a second pole using only his arms to pull himself up, then wrapped his leg around the pole to keep himself up right "well you seem flexible enough."

Nightmare glared at Tyler "how bout I give you a wet willie, Red Lantern style."  

[Kitana Coldfire]

Mira: *sticks tongue out at Robert* So? Everyone says I have too much energy, and I'm not allowed in the chandelier anymore after I crashed the third replacement. Besides, since Master doesn't want to reproduce yet, I have nothing else to use my skills for. *swings leg backwards over opposite shoulder, swings self upright using free leg and tail* ^^

R.Mira: Congrats, Robert. You created a living pretzel girl. You must be so proud.  

[Eric Coldfire]

Robert glared "she's supposed to be breeding an army of perfect creatures to replace Mankind... not pole dancing to burn off energy." He shook his head at Mira "who cares what he wants, you're supposed to be breeding and laying twenty eggs a day after a 3 month period of fornication and fertilization."

Nightmare choked "I have to have sex with Mira for 3 months to burn off her energy?!"

Leo grabbed the pole with both hands and started to stairwalk up air until he was upside down, using only his hands for support to keep him upright while he was upside down "very good, Mira."  

[Kitana Coldfire]

Mira: *huffs and releases leg, swings down in front of Robert* Well exxxxcccccuuuuussssseeeee ME, princess! *blows raspberry in face, climbs back up* Besides, I haven't even touched my nesting area for ages. It would take me at least four or five months to get it in order before even thinking about starting the fertilization process, so why bother? Too much effort.

R.Mira: *snorts* Besides, if she got pregnant, she wouldn't be able to eat peanut butter until all the eggs were laid.

Mira: o^o That too. Wouldn't want the babies to be allergic to it and stuff. *twirls self on pole*  

[Eric Coldfire]

Robert sighed "so much work and experimenting wasting for just another bubble brain..." He created a construct of Mira with his Orange ring "such a shame that this will be as close to the Perfect Queen as I can create for now."

Leo smiled at Mira, showing off some of his old moves as he spun around on the pole, holding his body weight up with sometimes only one hand or by just wrapping one leg around the pole. "You've got potential Mira."  

[Tempest25]

Tyler gave a simple shrug, returning to his book. Starting the snowball effect with the group.  

[Kitana Coldfire]

Mira: ^^ *imitates Leo, using tail and wings to counter-balance her weight* I AM a perfect queen, I'm just not YOUR perfect queen~ *spins* Yay potential~!  

[Eric Coldfire]

Robert sighed, watching his construct's perfection "you're nothing but another failure..."

Leo laughed as he spun around the pole, twirling his body around, while alternating his grip between his and his feet "I forgotten how fun this was."  

[Kitana Coldfire]

Mira: *giggles* Failure smailure~ I'm a stable abomination with my own mind. Perfection is a sham, and settling for nothing less than perfection just means you'll never succeed. In most normal scientist's minds, creating a viable new species from scratch that is capable of reproduction IS success. Basically, you're doomed to fail at every turn ^^

R.Mira: . . . I was not expecting that speech to come out of Mira, honestly.

Mira: *swings back up against pole and holds weight upside down* ^^ Now you know why I like the chandelier so much~  

[Eric Coldfire]

Robert looked over his notes "now I just need to duplicate it with no free will in the subject and total submission to her creator."

Leo smiled and wrapped his ankles around the pole to hang upside down to take a breather "well I didn't have a chandelier to swing from, but I did slide down handrails in my youth."  

[Eric Coldfire]

God save the King of America.  

[NuSith]

I start friday doing makeup and working teh haunted house. i'll be gone every friday and saturday from 5:00-11:30ish. Eastern time. So you all usual on aboyt 11:00ish my time any way it'll be fine.


Loki: Takes a seat and starts reading a book.