Heh. Lol. Whut?

[Jester Angellus]

So I know this has happened to everyone, but I would really like to hear some of the random, funny, and screwball times one has had while drunk.

Stories that you aren't ashamed to tell about the dumb things you've done while intoxicated. Or even things that others have done while intoxicated.

Cause I know that this one time, I got really tipsy and decided that it would be hilarious to fill up water balloons and drop them off my third story balcony and onto the traffic below. What I didn't realize is that I had no water balloons. So, instead, I just brought the sprayer from the sink to the balcony and spent an hour trying to figure out how to spray it onto the street, cause the cord wouldn't reach all the way to the railing. I only ended up getting my rug completely soaked, and I broke the sprayer.

Heh. Lol. Whut?  

[Aindryu]

Slept in a friends bathtub while drunk once. Blanket and all.

Ordered a chinese, got naked and got the chinese from the door totally naked. Worst part is that the delivery guy didn't even crack a smile.

Worst was probaaablyyy...

Setting fire to my legs with deodorant sweatdrop  

[Broshmosh]

And rising from your grave
You will be the death of us all

My two most amusing ones happened on the same night.

First, I ended up kissing three gay guys on the cheek, just cause. I sometimes wonder why people think I'm gay, and then I remember that. It makes me lolololol.

Second, I had my own miniature mosh to Killin' In The Name Of. It was most epic lulz. Seriously, I had about a 3 feet circle around me of empty space. I think they thought I was gonna start breakdancing?

Sealing the fate of the world
Creating the beginning of the fall

 

[Uncle Johnny]

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Brosh, when I was on stage once singing 'Dammit' by Blink 182, I had my own moshpit. :) best moment of my young life.

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First time I got drink, I let some guy that I don't even talk to grab my chesty area... threw up in the corner BUT, took my pearls off first 'cos I was scared I'd get vomit on them...

Another time, I was doing kissing-circles b
efore bed time. I'd walk around the loungeroom kissing people's foreheads. Most were sober by then -- I wasn't. xD;

... Playing guitar hero drums when I'm drunk, too. Speaks for itself.

EDIT:

I also slept on a trampoline once with my gay best friend ( I didn't know he was gay at the time )... I got shut down pretty bad...


... All of these don't seem too funny written down, but gosh they are when I'm with my mates.  

[Meh Kake Shiba]

I have a friend who pissed in Jude Laws keyboard before he got famous.  

[DrunkSquatter]

Talked my friend who has MS into fighting a tree because it was making fun of him. I got drunk after my shift when I used to work at wal-mart when I was younger and we bought some posterboard and turned a cart into a pirate ship that I rode around the store on in the Captain Morgan pose screaming " I'm a F***ing Pirate bring it on Price Slasher."  

[Broshmosh]

Didyou get fired?  

[DrunkSquatter]

Months later. I did on third shift and everyone pretty much thought it was awesome. The third shift manager was like a freshman in college.  

[Volvy]

I once ate like half of a raw turkey while drunk. In the morning I got to unclog some drains from all the puking.

Another time I sucked my friend's sister's toes.  

[Bani-san]

This guy forced me to give him a hair cut while he was drunk. He wouldn't stop moving, and I ended up murdering his hair. I just buzzed the rest of it off. Lol.  

[-102b-]

i smoked a huge cuban cigar, pretty much alone.
I ended up setting fire to half my hair too.
;D rofl. See what 10 jager bombs and a bottle or two of wine, and then a whole night out do to you. ;D