Why did the AAY get sent to Azkaban?

[Lucius Scipio Malfoy]

Sent to Azkaban for suggesting that ANYONE has touched my pimp cane in an "icky manner."  

[Aster_Harlow]

Has stolen Moody's eye and stuck it in places....
All which should not ever be mentioned....

 

[Z OMG]

Was sent to Azkaban for putting a sticking charm onto the floor of the visitor's entrance to the Ministry of Magic thus causing great disruption.  

[Lucius Scipio Malfoy]

Sent to Azkaban for shameless beggery. Enjoy, hon.  

[Aster_Harlow]

Lucius Malfoy was sentenced to Azkaban after performing the imperius curse on Albus Dumbledore and forcing Albus to humiliate himself in front of the Ministry of Magic by removing all of his clothes and making him do the thriller dance and asking the Minister himself if he would like to become a backup dancer.

 

[Lucius Scipio Malfoy]

That's actually true.

Anika was sent to Azkaban for flaunting her lace peekaboo panties at a session of the full Wizengamot.