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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:14 pm
killafrog
pretty good joke there
got your booty! wink  
PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:14 am
hehe!! ninja

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An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.

''How much is this one?'' he asked. ''Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,'' he explained.

''How much is that one?'' he asked ''Well that one is a female brain and its $100.'' he explained.

''And how much is that one?'' he asked. ''That one is a male's brain and it is $500'' he explained.

''Why so expensive?'' the alien asked. ''Well it has hardly been used!''  


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:27 am
Check these please! too funny! lol
check this! lol Homer ... real life style!
http://www.funny.com/funny?fn=CKT3R&Funny_Pictures=Simpsons

I'm sure the males will love this 1!
http://www.funny.com/funny?fn=CLICX&Funny_Pictures=Boobs

Using the Force!
http://www.funny.com/funny?fn=CHVIM&Funny_Pictures=Using_The_Force

Copy Cats!
http://www.funny.com/funny?fn=CLP5Q&Funny_Pictures=Copy_Cats  
PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:32 am
hehe here's another--Who's hungry?!
http://www.funny.com/funny?fn=CJPOO&Funny_Pictures=Who_s_Hungry  


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2021 4:02 pm


Son: What's a forklift?

Dad: Food, usually

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2021 4:08 pm
In The Wisdom of Solomon

Two women in a bus, were fighting bitterly over the last available seat.
The bus driver having had enough of the yelling, as he drove the bus, shouted :

"Let the ugly one have the seat!"

Both women stood for the rest of the ride.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2021 4:12 pm


Teacher: "Can anyone tell me the difference between a call girl, girlfriend and wife?"

The class was silent until...

Little Johnny raised his hand and answered:

"Prepaid, Postpaid & Unlimited"

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Actually, Pink Fregia, I quite enjoyed this joke. cat_3nodding

NOW: The European Monastery 5/20/11

There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several old monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.

One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed. With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."  
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