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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:35 am
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A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure, they decided to just continue watching her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?' He hadn't and said so.
Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing.'
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.. The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
'Well, is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly. 'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
'Well, what is it then? What does she do ?' his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, 'She's a battery salesperson.'
'Batteries?' cried the wife.
'Yes!' he replied.
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! ! ! ! ! OOOOH! You're gonna dislike me for this - but it will make your day!
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'She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!'
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:21 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:58 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:43 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:20 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:54 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:18 pm
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killafrog rolled 5 10-sided dice:
5, 5, 7, 5, 2
Total: 24 (5-50)
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:56 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:24 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:17 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:12 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:02 am
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hehe I'm finding some... wink Alien Booty Call! Perhaps you would like to exchange fluids and secretions in a simulated atmosphere?
Classic Booty Call... Bones Previous Next
There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you like to add another?
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Walks Into a Bar... Karate Chop Previous Next
A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from China."
The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears." *thought that one was funny!* hehe!
Cross the Road... Blind Blonde Next
Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.
Cross the Road... Redneck Previous Next
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.And here thougth it was funny! but you will probably edit..there may be vigin ears rofl
Barbie's Christmas Beau Previous Next
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
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Queentintin rolled 20 10-sided dice:
8, 4, 3, 6, 1, 4, 5, 9, 9, 8, 4, 3, 9, 4, 10, 5, 4, 8, 1, 7
Total: 112 (20-200)
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:04 am
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