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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:04 am
Intercom: There's a bomb on the Star Destroyer. Once the ship reaches hyperspace, the bomb is armed. If the ship exits hyperspace, it blows up.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:45 pm
"Lord Vader has requested we move the fleet closer. He wishes to hit the enemy with his lightsaber."
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:24 pm
"The Emperor himself will personally oversee the final construction of the Death Star. That means we should all take out our Life Insurance policies."
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:16 pm
"this is the emperor speaking. I need someone to apply my skin lotion"
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Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:49 pm
''Would the owner of a white tie fighter please report to the hangar, you've parked in Lord Vader's spot and will be force choked upon arrival.''
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:03 pm
Palpatine:BRACE FOR IMPACT! THE DEATH STAR IS IN CRITICAL STATUS! BRACE FOR IMPACT! *everyone braces* , TROLLOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOLO
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