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Mixy Lang
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:22 pm


Welcome to: MENTAL DAMAGE NOTED

CreatedI rule you all by: Me (Mixy Lang for all you dense people out there)

Created for:I rule you all Me oh and yeah you if I rule you allI have to

Content May Contain:I rule you all anything that won't get meI rule you all kicked out (though I may very well be treading in dangerous waters at times)
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:44 pm


Mixy Lang was an ordinary girl living in an ordinary world. She did ordinary teenage stuff, and liked ordinary teenage things. Such as : watching Anime, Playing sports, hanging with her friends, reading Manga's, drawing and occasionally writing stories. all in all she lived a very dull and uneventful life. Most of which she spent wasting away at school. Which is where we find her now.

Mixy sat beneath a tree on the far edge of her large high school campus, no body came around there much because it was to far away from their classes. Which is exactly why Mixy loved it no one was around so it was always quiet and a good place to catch some sleep before class. Sadly the bell rang and Mixy was faced with a choice go to fifth period or skip it. She decided to skip it and Instead go for a walk around the city. Packing up her stuff she slung her small backpack of her shoulder and walked off campus.

Walking around the city she went into her day dream state, thinking of how wonderful it would be if her life was like an Anime. She could send people flying with a single punch, blow her enemies up, read peoples minds, meet unnaturally hot boys with mysterious pasts. sadly while she was off in her blissful dream state she didn't notice that she was about to knock into someone else who also happened to not be paying attention.

Falling to the ground after colliding with that particular person Mixy snapped out of her dream world and back into reality. Jumping up she looked around for who had bumped into her. who she saw was none other than Hiei Jangashi, however she was too frustrated about having been ripped from her beautiful alternate reality to realize what a magical occurrence this was. So instead of dropping to her knees and thanking the good lord like any other anime-junkie would have she...

"Hey watch where your going a** whole" Mixy growled picking her bag off the ground.

Now as seasoned anime experts we all know that Hiei was going to take off her head and the burn her to ashes before dancing on her grave.... okay so not dance on her grave but you get the point he was mad
Lucky for Mixy just as Hiei was about to murder her viciously he was Lassoed and pulled up into Liger Zero by Bit Cloud and whisked away before Mixy's young life was taken. Not thinking anything of the rude cosplayer who had just bumped into her.... or the larger ziod that took him away. Walking down the side walk she turned the corner to see Thoru Honda watching Yuki and Kyo Sohma fight.

"Kyo-Kn, Yuki-Kun, you're going to hurt each other" Thoru exclaimed Mixy walked up and out a hand on her shoulder.

"I'm pretty sure that they know they're going to hurt each other" Mixy sighed still oblivious to the fact the these people were from her favorite manga series.

"I know.... I just don't want them to hurt each other too badly" Thoru sighed. Mixy looked at the warring relatives before turning back to Thoru.

"don't worry they're almost finished I can tell. Thoru smiled and thanked her for the information.

"No problem" Mixy sighed before walking away.

You might think it odd that Mixy isn't realizing that something is up but like I said she is an ordinary teenager... in which I mean she is based off of me and I am extremely slow after lunch it's not even funny.

So while Mixy is continuing her walk around the city she passes a starbucks. Going in she orders a Grande Vanilla Frap. Paying for it she noticed that the man behind the counter looked amazingly similar to Goku (from Dragon Ball Z). Thinking it merely a coincidence that she has ran into yet another "Anime-Junkie" she pays for her coffee and when it is ready she grabs it and leaves heading for the park. Once she makes it to the park she Sees Ed and Al Elric playing catch.

"Hello can you toss that to us please" Al shouts waving his metal arms in the air. Looking at her feet Mixy sees a baseball bending down she picks it up and tosses it to the metal boy.

"Thanks" Al shouts before returning to playing catch.

" No problem" Mixy smiles "Cute kid" she mutters before walking down the path through the park enjoying the nice day. It still hasn't registered that she has seen characters form at least four different Anime's.

Reaching the lake she sits on a park bench and sees Captain Rob Herman and Captain Karl Schubaltz along with Irvine on the east bank working on a Command Wolf. Looking on the western lake shore she see's Vegeta (from DBZ)trying to drown Kazuma Kuwabara in the water. While Yusuke Urameshi and Shigure Sohma sit on the shore watching them. Finishing her drink she looks at her watch and decides that she should probably go to sixth period.

When she arrives at back at her school it's passing period. So, she goes straight to sixth period.

She knows she has at least ten minuets before class starts so she looks around for a good seat. Mixy's sixth period class has free seating.

Seeing that her good friend Kineko is looking upset. Which is most likely a result of Mixy ditching 5th period. Sitting next to her are Sunako Nakahara ans Suichi "Kurama" Manamino (I can't spell his last name but he's from Yu Yu Hakusho).

Preferring not to get yelled at by her close friend she looks around for any other open seats and sees two next to Arisa Uotani "Uo-chan" and Trunks (from DBZ).

"Hey, wanna play cards" mixy asks the two as she sits down in an open seat. Despite the fact that they were in class they agree and start playing Egyptian Rat Trap. After the late bell rings the teacher tries to start the class. However she finds that the constant yells of disappointment coming from Mixy's group is causing a major disruption.

"You three need to put the cards away or go to the office" the teacher yells. Mixy however just gives the teacher the bird before slapping a sandwich. the teacher was about to start yelling when someone walked in the room.

It was Hiei again this time he had a note and what looked to be the most evil death glare he had ever given.

"May I help you" the teacher groaned thinking she wasn't going to be able to handle another student.

"Hn" Hiei muttered handing the teacher the note.

"Ah I see, class we have another student Hiei Jangashi" the teacher announced, by this time Mixy recognized the fire Koormie as the "stupid cosplayer who bumped into her right after lunch" and starts to pray to the good lord that he doesn't sit next to her. However since Winry (From FMA) had taken the open seat next to her friend Kineko. The only other open seat was right next to her.
Mixy then forfeits the card game with Uo-chan because she knows that she's gonna get into and argument with the three eye's cosplayer as soon as he sits down.

"HOLY s**t" Mixy shouts as the days events hit her like a ton of bricks. Everything she's seen to day has had nothing to do with Cosplay these characters were all really there.

"Mixy Lang what is your problem" the teacher shouts as Mixy jumps out of her chair.

"I'm going to Kill myself" Mixy yells. Seriously pissed off at herself that she was to slow to realize this all before. Going to the window of t=her fourth story classroom she throws it open and jumps out. Unleashing a pair of big beautiful blood red angel wings. Flying over the campus she sees her body lying motionless on the ground where she normally eats lunch. Flying down she stands over her body.

"What the hell how ca I be there and here" Mixy asked herself before being sucked into her body lying on the ground. then everything went black before images of every single anime character she had seen that day flashed through her head. Jolting up from beneath her tree MIxy looked around frantically. Apparently she had fallen asleep during lunch. Looking at her watch she sees that school is almost over. Seeing no point in going to the rest of it she gets up stretches shoves her stuff in her back pack and heads to the park. reaching the park she sits on a bench and pulls out a spiral note book and writes down her dream so she could later make it into a story on quizilla.

Mixy Lang
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Mixy Lang
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:03 pm


To Kill or Not to Kill

To say that I was pissed would be the biggest understatement of the century. I was so far passed pissed that there isn't a word to describe the sheer fury the was pumping through my veins. My mind was clouded with thoughts of destruction and murder. I wasn't planing on killing random people, no, my homicidal intentions were foucused on one person.

Iruka.

Yes that brown haired son of a b***h was going to be on his death bed as soon as I found him. However I still have yet to decide exactly how I'm going to take his life. I was thinking of kicking the s**t out of him before dragging him to the lake and holding him under water until he drowns. OR I could tie him up drench in in hair spray and light him on fire. Another appealing idea is to take him to the beach and feed him to man eating dolphins, just for the irony of it all. I could just go for the direct approach and unleash every weapon known to god on him (mankind just doesn't have enough weapons).

I could just see it now, Iruka begging for mercy as he attempted to doge my onslaught. With that mental picture I let out a maniacle laugh drawing attention from everyone who hapened to be around me as I walked through the crowded market streets. I didn't pay much heed to them as I continued on kackeling sadistically. Oh yes I was definately going to enjoy this.

ELSE WHERE IN KOHONA

All he could do was hide and pray, because everything else was futile. She was going find him eventually and unless he could stall her for more that five seconds he wouldn't be able to keep her from ripping out his intestines and shoving them down his throath with her bare hands. Iruka tried hard to remeber how exactly he had pissed of the short green haired Kunoichi, but he just couldn't come up with anything.

While Iruka was preoccupied with trying to remeber what exactly he had done to anger Mixy he didn't notice the omonious shadow that was approaching the desk he was hdinging beneath. Or at least he didn't until it was too late. The shadow stopped a mere two inches away from the trembling academy teacher.

SNAP

Iruka's head flew up as the small sound reached his ears causing him to bang his head against the underside of his desk with a loud: BAM! Grabbing his head he tried to stay as motionless as possible. Which if you think about it shouldn't have been hard for chunin but right no Iruka couldn't seem to stop twitching.

"Iruka?" the figure asked walking around the desk. The brown haired chunin's breaths were loud and ragged as he attempted to calm his nerves. This was it he was going to die huddled beneath an old desk in his own classroom at the hands of a rabid teenage girl.

'Dear kami please make it quick and painless' he begged silently as his murderer stopped infront of the opening and crouched down. Something was off about her clothes....

"K-Kakashi?!" Iruka gasped jumping up, which was a bad idea because he was still beneath the desk. With a loud crack and groan Iruka was now nursing to large bumps on his head.

"Yo," the Jounin waved lazily, "Heard about your death just thought I would drop by and give my condolences before hand" he explained helping Iruka up to his feet.

"Gee thanks" Iruka moaned, "Have you seen Mixy any where near here, because if you did I need to know" he added. Kakashi seemed to think about it for a few seconds before is one eye lit up.

"Yeah I have seen her come to think of it...." the masked man said slowly.

"Where? Dear Kami where?" Iruka gasped his eyes widening to the size of plates.

"Right here" another voice hissed. Iruka went riged while he slowly turned around a small 'poofing' noise signaled that Kakashi had left the building leaving the ponytailed man to his demise.

"M-mixy...n-now just h-h-hold o-on" Iruka started when he was finally facing the shorter green haired girl. She didn't listen instead she reached into her utility pouch and slowly pulled out four kunai. Iruka was frozen in his place like a deer caught in the headlights.

"Iruka-kun you have no idea how much I'm going to enjoy this" Mixy smirked sadistically launching all four of her weapons at him simultaneously. That's when it happed Iruka's brain shut down and he started running on instinct. He was in fight or flight mode now... and currently flight was winning. Jumping out of the way he crashed through the window and headed for the forest.


TO BE CONTINUED
PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:44 pm


The Truth About Being Dead

I was never a very superstitious person the whole idea behind luck was simply unfathomable to me. However, my commanding officer was absolutely psychotic about it and was against the idea of anyone flying on Friday the thirteenth. Sadly, for him, just because he was personally against the idea of doing any thing dangerous on that day doesn’t mean we could shirk off patrolling the surrounding area, at least not until we were back in U.S. waters.

“Captain Lang you and Lieutenant Renalds are on patrol today,” General Parker ordered after running into me on his way to his post. Had this been any other task I would have argued that it wasn’t my shift until next week, but I loved patrolling so I kept quiet. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Lt. Rogers laughing with one of his buddies most likely about how the General had switched his shift with mine.

“Alright, sir” I replied throwing off a salute before altering my course to the flight deck only stopping to change. Even then I just pulled my gear over my uniform to save time so I wouldn’t have to hear Renalds b***h about how I delayed his take off. When I got there I noticed that Lt. Renalds was already there and was running a quick systems check. I was happy to discover that one of the maintenance guys had already checked over my jet.

“I didn’t know you had patrol today ma’am” Renalds smiled as I pulled on my helmet. Not even looking up from the gauges I gave him the finger for being a smart a**. Everyone aboard knew that the General always made me patrol on Friday the thirteenth, or if someone spills salt and forgets to throw it over their shoulder. All because of the damn four-leaf clover I had tattooed behind my ear as a show of Irish pride.

“Shut up and get your a** in the air” I ordered before closing the canopy. That was probably the only thing I liked about Renalds… I could order him around other then that the bloody p***k just got on my nerves. When he was in the air I followed and we started our duty. For the first couple of hours everything was going smoothly there were only a few harmless clouds in the sky and the sunlight appeared to be dancing as it was reflect by the water. Of coarse that’s when things started to go wrong, beginning with a strange signal my system started picking up a little ways south.

“Renalds wrap, you getting the same readings as me?” I asked heading towards the disturbance. I didn’t get a reply, taking a look around to see where he was I didn’t see him anywhere. I called for him a few times but there was still no response so I gave up and switched frequencies so I could talk to control and see if they could reach him. “Control, this is Captain Lang out on patrol and I can’t see Renalds any where, copy?” There was no response just silence. I tried a few more times before giving up on them as well, deciding that after I checked out the strange signal I would head back to the ship.

‘This better not be some bloody prank’ I thought glancing down at my gauges, I was running out of fuel and something was wrong with my altimeter. I couldn’t believe it how could maintenance do a bum systems check. Forgetting about the strange signals I was getting I turned around and started heading back to the ship. I was planning on tearing off some heads as soon as I landed and the first one on my list was Lt. Renalds, followed by the men who did my maintenance with Lt. Rogers right after him and if they haven’t thrown my in the brig after that I was going to drink the world largest cup of coffee.

“That b*****d better have a damn good excuse—s**t!” My train of thought was thrown off when my warning system went off alerting me to the fire that has just broken out on my right wing not that I hadn’t already noticed. Things only seemed to get worse when the engine exploded sending me into a spiraling nose dive. Thinking fast I pulled the ejection lever down with all my might but it didn’t activate and trying to manually do it wasn’t working either. In a matter of seconds I had hit the water with enough force to shatter the bullet proof canopy sending water flooding into the cockpit. I guess the luck of the Irish loses to Friday the thirteenth, I bet it’s because I’m only half Irish.

‘So this is how I die?’ was the last thought I had before losing consciousness from a blow I took to the head when the jet had first made contact with the ocean surface.

It was weird, dieing I mean, I thought that I would see my life flash before me until I opened my eyes to see my family waiting to greet me at the end of a long tunnel. Or at least that’s what I wanted it to be like. I wanted to see my grandfather, mother, uncle and cousin standing there with big foolish grins on their faces clean cut in their uniforms. My dog Sammy would be there wagging his tail next to a limitless supply of coffee.

Unfortunately, that is not what death is like at all. I didn’t get to see my life flash in front of me and my deceased family members were no where to be seen along with Sammy and my supply of coffee. Instead I got to float around in an abyss in which I could see nothing and the only thing to be heard were my thoughts. It was either freezing cold or burning hot, I couldn’t tell but I knew it was on of the two. Also, that little line that they fed you about when you die you’re no longer in pain. Yeah that one, it’s a lie, I felt as if I was sitting on the floor of the lowest part of the ocean being crushed and unable to die because hey what do you know I’m dead. In fact that’s probably what was happening to my body right now this very instant. Oh and did I mention that it was extremely hard to breathe when you die…. Well it is.

Being dead sucked.

Mixy Lang
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Mixy Lang
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:27 pm


BLOOD

Nost just any type of blood. Oh no, this kind of blood is special. It is the kind of blood that only bleeds once a month. It is the blood that bleeds for little girls to become women... in the metaphorical sense of the word of course. Mothers celebrate it's arrival and fathers dread it. This blood is brutal in it's attack and spares no woman. Cramps, bloating, modd swings, food cravings... allcontributed to the week long war it wages in our bodies.
MENSTRAL BLOOD SUCKS!
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