ғeel free to call me. . .
Model: 11012-XD-255.b, "Spazatron," or simply Spaz
υnless you're blind, you should see that I'm. . .
Androgenic. Technically Spaz is a robot, although it usually refers to itself in masculine terms and vaguely resembles a male.
чou think I'm what age? No, I'm. .
About 8 Months
α lot of people say I'm. . .
Spazatron is, as the name implies, totally and completely insane. He is unpredictable no matter the situation, is prone to sudden mood-swings, short-lived (or sometimes long-lived) infatuations with random people/objects for seemingly no reason at all, shouting his own calculations and basically thoughts out for all to hear, and of course shouting the word 'error' at every available opportunity. He is a kind, caring, totally innocent soul, if you can make it past the... Well, the insanity. He isn't always in total control of his actions. But he tries his darndest to be friendly to everyone and try to get along in life. He knows he's a robot, of course. But that doesn't mean he's not living... Does it?
can you blame me for what I am now? After all, I grew up. . .
Model: 11012-XD-255.b was designed to be the first melding of science and magic; what better to do it with than a robot that can tap into magical energies? He was designed to be able to absorb magic from the air and use it and direct it just as any other human would. Of course, he was designed with an incredibly advanced AI, one capable of learning quickly and understanding abstract concepts such as magic. Basically a human mind, a human soul... On a computer program. However, some of his programming was damaged during the first test; pitted against a human magician who sought to overtake him by a blast of magically-summoned electricity. As expected, Spazatron (who was given the name for developing a very quirky, socially awkward nature) absorbed the attack thanks to his equipment... Unfortunately, it was the using of the magic that damaged his Matrix Core to the point where it was beyond repair or even replacement, rendering him pretty much insane forever. He's capable still of absorbing magical attacks, although he wasn't built strong enough to actually attain any kind of magical energy from the air. At least, anything other than what's required to keep him running- that's right, he runs on magic. But when he's attacked by magical means, that's when he really shines. He cannot use magic unless he's attacked by magical means, and when he does, it's only a re-cast of whatever spell attacked him... Ramped up a bit, perhaps. However, his damage rendered him useless for further experimentation, and funding for the project was cut... So he was dumped at this school, the laboratories unwilling to destroy him.
αbilities? Yeah, I have . . .
Increased strength, speed, and durability; being made of a titanium-silver alloy has its uses, as does having synthetic muscles made out of a polycarbonate fiber. He's about three times as strong as an average human male, and three times as fast... And can take about as much damage as a tank. He also comes standard-equipped with a concussive shockwave cannon (with enough punch packed to break through a 2 foot thick concrete wall, but the blast is adjustable) installed in his left arm, for non-lethal defense against non-magic users or in a magic-free situation. Luckily, for the most part he's totally docile!
I aםore. . .
○ People
○ Whatever random item or person he decides to be infatuated with at the time
○ Pop-culture references and internet memes
○ Helping others
єvery time one of these come into my life, things just go downhill . . .
○ Electricity surges (the non-magic kind)
○ Taking too much damage
○ People who try to hurt him
○ Being called 'broken' or any variation of the word. As he says, "Life is not a malfunction."
мy House, Dorm, and Homeroom are. . .
House: Eirannes
Dorm: [Dorm Room, Please edit in when you're assigned one.]
Homeroom: Magics and Weaponry
чou see, I'm controlled by . . .
Epic Irony
