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 Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:30 pm
 xx"YOU! You shall be my new minion!"Log for Nicanor Katsaros. His first RP with Azzy has been summarized in his patient file, but all subsequent RPs (from May 27th, 2011 to July 7th) will be logged here. That summary might even disappear soon as his feelings for Azzy develop.Nicanor is currently available for RP, but please try to take a glance at his patient file, especially the Basics section!
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:40 pm
"Two minions today! AHAHAHAHA!"
Participants: Nicanor, Azzy, Mouse
Status: Incomplete?
Nicanor: Miiiiiinion. MINION! *screeching with his hands cupped around his mouth* MINION, WHERE ARE YOU? YOU MISSED WEEKS OF TRAINING!! I am most displeased!
Azzy: -peeks his head out slowly, from his ball-
Nicanor: *notices Azzy's head poking out from behind his giant tail, and points a finger furiously at him* MINION. I am deeply, soul-crushingly unhappy with you, and therefore you must be punished!
Azzy: -yelps and lets out a sob, moving to hide behind his tail again-
Nicanor: NO! Accept your punishment like a man!! *tackles the thing, butt-wings tails flapping*
Azzy: -flails and falls back, his ball tail bouncing- ; ^;
Nicanor: *tries to grab the tail and punch it* DD8<
Azzy: -hides under his hands as the tail bounces back at him-
Nicanor: WRAGH! How dare you defy me, minion!?
Azzy: -flails- Zzu!! Rill, Azzuu!! ; ^^;
Nicanor: *grabs the tail again and tries to smack Azzy with it in the midst of his wailing* DDD:<
Azzy: -smacked by it-... ; AAAAAA;
Nicanor: *smacksmacksmacksmack along with more, "YOU ARE A LAZY MINION" admonishments. He eventually stops, panting, after about ten minutes* DDDX *huff, huff* Have you learned!? Have you learned?
Azzy: ... ;___; -wibbling- Zuuuuuriiiilllll -blows water at Nicanor-
Nicanor: AGH! *smacks him with his own tail yet again* YOU HAVE NOT! D:<
Azzy: -flails and clings to his tail- ZZUU! Azzu...
Nicanor: *looks about ready to smack him with his tiny fists, but he furrows his brows and plops himself down to sit across from him, glaring* This is getting us nowhere! Now, listen, minion! My job is to train you so you can be a competent vassal! Your job is to actually be there for that! *huffs* And if I am not present for your training, your other job is to find me and make sure my body hasn't been eaten, dissected, mauled, or otherwise murdered. And then you must cremate me. Is that understood?!
Azzy: .... -stares at him above his tail and look horrified. It had grown slowly on his face.-
Nicanor: Nod for yes, minion!
Azzy: -lets out a whimper but nods?!-
Nicanor: Thaaaat's a good minion. *pets his head* Yeees. NOW. Your training will begin with the basics-- responding to my commands! I am the great Nicanor, and you will listen only to me! Got that?!
Azzy: ..... Z--zz-z-zuuu ;---;?
Nicanor: GOOD. Hold up your right hand! *raises his own*
Azzy: ... -raises his left!?-
Nicanor: ... NOT good. NO. *slaps that hand down and jerks his other one up* Repeat after me! I pledge allegiance to the Overlord, of the united sovereignty of Unova. I am also planning to conquer Sinnoh. Maybe Hoenn. Kanto and Johto can suck it. NEVER GO THERE.
Azzy: -shakes as he holds the hand up-.... Z-z-zuu..?
Mouse: *Edges over to the other two youngsters* Whatchoo doin'? oO
Nicanor: You pledge allegiance? GOOD. *yelps at hearing another voice, whirling around to point a finger accusingly at the Cyndaquil* YOU! Do not sneak up on the Overlord!!
Azzy: Z-Zuu!!....-his ears twitch at Mouse's voice and he peers over there- Zuu?
Mouse: *Squeaks and jumps back with a brief burst of flame licking at his back and leaving the air smelling of burned leather* I didn't mean to! DX
Nicanor: *scrunches his nose as he sniffs at the air, then he suddenly brightens and practically stabs his finger into Mouse's chest* YOU'RE A CYNDAQUIL! *pulls back and looks between Azzy and Mouse, then starts cackling* YES! A fire and a water type minion! This is a perfect start!
Azzy: -blinks and looks between them, his ears flop-
Mouse: *Flinches and then looks puzzled* A perfect start to what? oO
Nicanor: My new world order!! *claps a hand on Azzy's head* This one is my first minion! You shall be my second!
Azzy: -disappears when he lets go-
Mouse: *Tilts his head* A minion? What's a minion do? Is it hard? Is it FUN? =D
Nicanor: Oh, yes, minion number two. It is very fun. >:3 *makes a patting motion, but suddenly realizes he isn't touching anything* MINION? Minion number one!! Where did you go!?
Mouse: *Giggles* Do I HAVE to be called minion two? My name is Mouse. XD
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:46 pm
"Another minion and the realm of food!"
Participants: Nicanor, Azzy, Alphonse
Status: Complete
Nicanor: Fear feels good, minion. You will learn this someday. >:3
Azzy: *tears* ;___;
Alphonse: *rolls his eyes* It is better to be feared than loved? Bollocks.
Nicanor: I don't know what bollocks are but your first statement spoke the truth!!
Azzy: ... *scuttled away* ;^;
Nicanor: Minion!!
Azzy: *jolted and runs away quickly* ;^^;
Nicanor: Gaaah! *scrambles after him*
Alphonse: And there is your first lesson in how very wrong you are!
Azzy: Z-zuuu!!
Nicanor: *runs faster at the mocking superiority in Alphonse's tone* I'LL SHOW YOU, YA FAIRY!!
Alphonse: Oh, like I haven't heard that one before.
Azzy: *screams and hides behind his tail*
Nicanor: *tackles the tail again, but instead punching him, he clutches tightly at it and hisses* Listen, minion, I need help! This place does things to me! I can't conquer it alone!
Azzy: *yelps, his lip wibbling before he peers up* R-rill...
Nicanor: *one arm leaves the tail as his hand goes up to Azzy's arm, clutching at that instead, and there appears to be a small chain of orange light glinting in his hand just before he touches Azzy and gives him some of his energy... Nicanor goes on whispering heatedly,* I can help you, too!
Azzy: *he blinks quickly at this, was about ready to pull his arm away before staring at him with wide eyes* Zuu, zuuril?
Nicanor: I can keep you healthy all the time, and I can make you strong! *that energy rush feels... a little invigorating, and very warm where Nicanor's hand still holds on to him* So you have to help me!
Azzy: *he still looks hesitant, his brows furrowing, and ears twitching lightly* Uuuuu...
Nicanor: What've you got to lose, anyway?
Azzy: *and he flails now, eyes tearing and he points at his tail with hysterical Azurill cries, and pointing at some of his bruises*
Nicanor: *blinks as he looks at this, but then sighs and puts his hand lightly on those areas to transfer energy through there; perhaps it's not quite healing them, but the warm sensation lessens some of the pain* The road of minions is tough! You would've gotten hurt even without me-- at least with me I can make you stronger!
Azzy: *he sniffles up a big booooger and rubbing the tears away from his eyes* Azurill.
Nicanor: I don't have any tissues on me, minion >:c *holds out his unmarked sleeve instead and rubs his face* So, will you join me as my number one?
Azzy: *sniffles some more, but seems to calm down and nods slightly*
Nicanor: That's what I wanted to hear! *stands up and tugs Azzy up with him* Now show me the cafeteria, I'm starving!
Azzy: *continues to sniffle, blinking and shaking his head* Zuuzuril..?
Nicanor: ... You don't know where it is?
Azzy: *shakes his head more*
Nicanor: *glances at Alphonse, who has been watching them with a raised brow and his arms crossed-- first he sticks his tongue out at him, then he speaks imperiously* You! Show us where the cafeteria is!
Alphonse: Hmph. I don't know why you would want to go there, the chef is only occasionally serviceable.
Nicanor: We are hungry! My tummy commands you!
Alphonse: *looks disbelieving, and opens his mouth as if to say no... but he glances at Azzy, then sighs and turns to walk ahead of them* Come along then.
Nicanor: That's a good minion. You shall be minion number three >:3 *follows him*
Alphonse: *mutters* Not bloody likely.
Azzy: *scuttled behind them both silently*
(When they reach the cafeteria, the food looks and smells delicious)
Alphonse: *drawls* Oh. It seems he's in a good mood today. How fortuitous.
Nicanor: *rushes up to the food and immediately tries to take some*
Azzy: *looks up at Alphonse an blinks* Zuu?
Alphonse: His cooking depends on his mood.
Azzy: .... Uuu. *nods in understanding and goes to peer at the food, salivating at how wonderful it smells... Most of it is cheesy though.*
Nicanor: *grabbing a bit of everything*
Alphonse: *after putting on a pair of plastic gloves, he only orders two things -- cheesy crepes and fondue*
Azzy: *he only gets.... Cheese and crackers.*
Nicanor: *when they go to a table, Nicanor shoves one of his cheeseburgers at Azzy* Eat more, minion! You won't get bigger if you don't eat!
Azzy: *grimaces at it and shakes his head*
Nicanor: You don't like meat?! *bites into the burger and chews it almost violently* Meat is delicious!
Alphonse: You're eating a Miltank. I hope you're happy.
Azzy: *lets out a horrified scream from this*
Nicanor: ... *looks almost horrified himself until he suddenly regains his smirk* I HAVE EATEN BOUFFALANTS. *narrows his eyes and hisses* This is nothiiiiing.
Alphonse: *looks back and forth from Azzy to Nicanor, then raises a brow* Well, then. *mouths to Azzy, 'He's lying.'*
Azzy: ....... Q______Q
Nicanor: Ahahaha!! *tries to keep eating the burger, but slowly* ...
Azzy: *tries to push the burger out of his hand*
Nicanor: ... You're right, minion. I have more food to eat. *quickly grabs something else and noms on that*
Alphonse: *snorts* ...
Azzy: *sniffs and nibbles on his cracker as he keeps pushing that burger out of sight*
(And Nicanor does seem to ignore it in favor of the rest of the huge pile. Alphonse only stays until he finishes eating; after primly wiping his hands and mouth and tossing out the used pair of gloves, he excuses himself.)
Alphonse: I'm confident you lot will be well enough without me. I really can't stand to stay here another minute.
Azzy: *tilts his head and watches Alphonse* Zuuzuzu?
Alphonse: *throws a disparaging look at their surroundings* This cafeteria is hardly in good enough condition to breathe in, let alone eat.
Nicanor: *after swallowing a mouthful of pie* Next week is training for you, minion number three! Be there or I will find you.
Alphonse: *rolls his eyes, but gives Azzy a small wave before walking off, antennae twitching*
Azzy: *stares at this then turns back to Nicanor*
Nicanor: He has Slinkies on his head. I want to throw him down a flight of stairs and see if he bounces.
Azzy: ...
Nicanor: Anyway, minion! Are you done?!
Azzy: ...*nods and points at the empty dish*
Nicanor: *pushes some pies at him* Eat my non-meaty food, the great Nicanor's belly is bloated!
Azzy: ... *sniffs it?*
(There are three pies, and they all smell cheesy.)
Azzy: ... *licks one slowly*
(It tastes like lovely cheesy loveliness.)
Azzy: *his eyes widen and they sparkle as he shovels the food down his throat*
Nicanor: Thaaat's a good minion >:3 *leans back in his chair and rubs his stomach*
Azzy: *he looks purely happy when he's done* <3
Nicanor: Hmph! We should keep the chef in the best moods possible so he will always cook this way!
Azzy: Zzuzu??? *looks curious as to how*
Nicanor: ... This is what I need your help for, minion! I only know how to keep myself happy!
Azzy: ...Zuu >:
Nicanor: Unless I should assume he likes what I like...
Azzy: *shakes his head* Zuu!!
Nicanor: No? Then you think of something, minion! You must have a better idea what other people like, you are an other person!
Azzy: *twiddles his finger* Zuu...
Nicanor: *stares intently*
Azzy: *shakes his head* Zzuu ;;
Nicanor: >:c We will devise a plan by observing him!!
Azzy: *nods his head quickly* Zuu!
Nicanor: COME! LET THE STALKING COMMENCE.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:00 am
"Topless Day!"
Participants: Alphonse, Analys, Azzy, Nicanor
Status: Complete
(And the screaming is very easy to find, as Alphonse said. It seems Nicanor is training Azzy.)
Analys: *she hurries towards the noise and peeks in at this*
Nicanor: NO, minion! FASTER! You have to do it FASTER!
Azzy: *flails and let's out a whine* Zuuu!! Azuril..
Analys: ... *she nods, now understanding what he meant*
Nicanor: DO IT AGAIN!
Alphonse: I hate to interrupt your 'training' session here, but I urgently need to speak to Azzy for a few moments.
Nicanor: NO. WE'RE BUSY!
Azzy: *looks pleadingly to Alphonse* Zuu! *tries to move towards him*
Analys: *while Analys looks interested in Nicanor's outfit* What is that cloth made out of-- why do you have such a pattern on one sleeve?
Alphonse: *grits his teeth and strides over to grab Azzy's hand* I -beg your pardon-, but it will only take a couple of minutes. *quickly pulls Azzy away*
Nicanor: HEY-- ... What? Who are you? *squints* You look really slippery. I command you not to touch me!
Azzy: *sobs happily, because he probably has some bruises on him from trainig*
Analys: *but she touches him anyway, tugging at his ears, wings, clothes and etc.* This feels so smooth, and new! You take care of your clothing? Why does it feel so hot near you, are you like Alphonse?
Alphonse: What the bloody hell is he trying to do to you?
Nicanor: *flails and waves his tiny fists at her* STOP IT, SLIMY DRAGON MINION!
Azzy: *and he motions to all sorts of weird attacks and let's out noises of frustration and sobs at the end of it all.*
Analys: *pokes around his back now* So interesting and these... What are these? *pulls at the butt wings*
Alphonse: You poor sod. *glances back at Analys, then back to Azzy* Well, Analys will keep him preoccupied, for now...
Nicanor: AAAGH! DO NOT TOUCH THE GREAT NICANOR'S WINGS!
Azzy: *sniffles and wipes his eyes, and blinking out the tears before he tilts his head at Alphonse,* Zzuu Zuurl?
Analys: *pulls at them more* Wings! they have feathers, could I get some? I can make some great accessories out of them!
Alphonse: *hands Azzy a plain napkin* I wanted to ask if you were willing to spare any clothing... Do you have anything other than that outfit?
Nicanor: NO! NO YOU MAY NOT, MINION! *tries to flap them... Which probably loosens some feathers anyway*
Azzy: *whips his face with then and sniffles more, then tilts his head again* Rill, Zuu.. Zuuril Azzu?
Analys: *and she happily takes them and looks them over* You should give me more loose feathers!!
Alphonse: Black would be perfect, actually! It's all I need. I can't stand the cold, so I asked Analys to make a thicker coat for me... She requires more materials to do so, of course.
Nicanor: *the feathers are soft and seem to curl at the ends, and Nicanor fumes* Then you will have to stay for training! That will be your reward!
Azzy: *he nods quickly and takes off his shirt to give to Alphonse* Zuurill rill Zuu!
Analys: *she smiles and pats his head* You're cute. Thank you for the feathers, I'll make something for you.
Alphonse: *seems startled, hesitantly taking the shirt... but he mumbles,* Are you sure you want to do that around -him-?
Nicanor: *is about to yell at her until he comprehends what she just said, then looks contemplatively at his clothes* Hmmm. I would say the Great Nicanor has impeccable fashion sense, but more clothes wouldn't hurt. You will be my designer minion!
Azzy: *blinks innocently* Zuuril Azurii?
Analys: *pats his head more and laughs* I'll bring it to you when I'm done. *shuffles back to Alphonse while staring at the feathers* These are cute.
Alphonse: ... Well, he could hurt you more. *but he glances at Nicanor, who is finally noticing Azzy and staring with bulging eyes, and then looks to Analys when she returns* ... I don't want to know where those have been.
Azzy: *Had moved back to Nicanor when Analys arrived and said he was okay, he blinks at Nicanor and clings to his tail* Zuu?
Nicanor: ... Did minion number three... Steal your -shirt-, minion?!
Azzy: *shakes his head* Zuu!
Nicanor: ... Did you GIVE it to him?!
Azzy: *nods his head* Zuu!!
Nicanor: MINION. YOU DO NOT GIVE YOUR CLOTHES TO OTHER MINIONS. N-now put another shirt on! It's distracting!
Azzy: *shakes his head* Zuu!!
Nicanor: NOW, minion!
Azzy: Zuuzuu!!
Nicanor: YES. GO COVER YOUR DISTRACTING BLUENESS.
Azzy: ... ;-;
Nicanor: *starts to push Azzy towards his room* YOUR CHEST HAS POINTY EYES. I don't like them staring at me!!
Azzy: ..... Zuu? *was being rolls there, but he stops to look down and then looks at Nicanor's chest*
Nicanor: My chest eyes are not blue!! *but they are somewhat covered by his vest*
Azzy: *offended* Zuuzuzu rill.
Nicanor: What >:c?
Azzy: *huffs and stands his ground* Zuuzuzu Zuu zurill Azuu.
Nicanor: My chest eyes are not glaring at everyone and being all OUT THERE, okay minion?! Therefore you should go. NOW. *push*
Azzy: *pushes bak and tries to take the vest off* Zuuu rill!
Nicanor: NO, minion! You are not stripping me in front of the populace!!
Azzy: Zuuuu! *pushes him more and keeps trying to take it off*
Nicanor: *fights him to prevent this, but when Azzy does manage to pull it off...* NOOOOO!!!
Azzy: *giggles mischievously and takes the top and tries to run off with it*
Nicanor: DAMMIT, MINION! *charges after him*
Azzy: *giggles and he jolts off on his tail, rolling quickly*
(So Nicanor chases Azzy around until he's exhausted. At which point he gives up and dubs this day Topless Day.)
Azzy: *looks victorious and he settles down on his ball*
Nicanor: You win -today-, minion. But next time... D:<
Azzy: *looks content* Zuu = w=
Nicanor: We should rip everyone else's tops off.
Azzy: *nodsnods* Zuuzu!
Nicanor: AFTER I catch my breath.
Azzy: *nods* Zuu *snickers*
Nicanor: Shut up, minion. D:<
Azzy: Zuuuzuu~
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:32 pm
"CHEST TUMORS!"
Participants: Nicanor, Shu
Status: Complete
(SO NICANOR IS HUMMING THE MUSICAL DOODLE)
Shu: .... what the hell are you humming, little cat like thing.
Nicanor: WHO ARE YOU?
Shu: A girl~
Nicanor: ... Really? D:<
Shu: -squishes her boobs- Yes.
Nicanor: Ewww! Stop hugging your chest tumors!
Shu: THEY'RE NOT TUMORS! THEY'RE BOOBIES.
Nicanor: Boooobies. THEN STOP HUGGING YOUR BOOBIE TUMORS!
Shu: -sniggles- Boobies. -sniggles more-
Nicanor: I command you to stop giggling, girl minion!
Shu: I'm not your minion, little cat thingy D:<
Nicanor: You are now, girl thingy!
Shu: Nooo, no I'm not. But you could be if you just cut your finger 8D
Nicanor: ... What D:
Shu: If you bleed. I can make you MY minion c:
Nicanor: I don't want to be -your- minion! And what is that supposed to be? A blood pact?!
Shu: ...No C:
Nicanor: *crosses his arms* What -are- you?
Shu: A vaaampire c:
Nicanor: *looks excited now* A -vampire-! You would be a perfect minion of destruction!
Shu: I don't think so little boy.
Nicanor: You would! Ahahahaha!!
Shu: I'm not gonna be you minion!
Nicanor: You should be!! You can have a share when I take over this place!
Shu: I don't w--...What kind of share?
Nicanor: I'll give you a position of power! You can control one part of the Asylum, of your choosing :<
Shu: ..... Okay. I'll work with you then >:
Nicanor: *cackles* Yes! Minion number five!
Shu: NO. I WANT TO BE 17.
Nicanor: I don't have seventeen minions yet! You're five D:<
Shu: NO I REFUSE YOU UNTIL YOU HAVE SIXTEEN MINIONS.
Nicanor: ARGH! FINE! I'll just give you the honorary seventeen title!
Shu: GOOD.
Nicanor: Hmph! Picky minion! You had better prove your worth!
Shu: -Floats over him- What do you want, Sir Chicken butt?
Nicanor: Huh! You can float, too! Very useful, hmhmhmhm... AND YOU SHALL ADDRESS ME AS OVERLORD OR THE GREAT NICANOR! NOT SIR CHICKEN BUTT!
Shu: Okay Overlord Chicken Butt <:
Nicanor: NO!
Shu: YES!
Nicanor: I AM THE GREAT NICANOR, CHEST TUMOR AFFLICTED MINION!
Shu: -squishes her boobs on him- NICANOR BUTT D8<
Nicanor: AAAAH! DISEASE!
Shu: NOT DISEASE.
Nicanor: *shoves at her* OFF ME!!
Shu: -flops off- Fine >:
Nicanor: *shakes himself off* Ugh! Nasty things!
Shu: You're nasty!!
Nicanor: YOU are! You squishy thing!!
Shu: SQUISHY IS GOOD.
Nicanor: TO YOU MAYBE!
Shu: .. you like boys don't you >:c
Nicanor: Of course I do! My first three minions are boys!
Shu: -squints- Do you like them. Any of them, like, don't you just wanna hug them all day long?
Nicanor: .... W-what!? Of course not!! An Overlord doesn't have time for things like that!
Shu: But don't you just WANT to?
Nicanor: NO! *puffs up his red cheeks*
Shu: If you say so.
Nicanor: ... *but he seems to be considering this now, staring off at the ceiling*
Shu: -watches him now- <:
Nicanor: ... *flushes* STOP STARING AT ME! Go start getting rid of opposition!
Shu: What opposition?!
Nicanor: People who don't join me! And the remaining leaders of this place! They have to be taken down!
Shu: I am getting hungry... -floats around him-
Nicanor: So go find some infidels to drain!
Shu: That's a good idea~ -floats away-
(While she's leaving, she yells, "KEEP THINKING ABOUT EMBRACING THOSE BOYS!")
Nicanor: AAAAGH! STOP IT!! I don't want to embrace -anyone-!!
Shu: SURE YOU DON'T <3
(... And then he stomps off with a yell to find Azzy and tell him about this development.)
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:35 pm
"Hmph! Hugs..."
Participants: Nicanor, Azzy
Status: Complete
Nicanor: -- And she said I wanted to -embrace- them!! Can you believe that?! D<
Azzy: Zuu oxo
Nicanor: I know! It's ridiculous!
Azzy: Zuu, Zuurill!
Nicanor: *grumbles* The only one that's ever hugged me was Lacey!
Azzy: Zuuuz?
Nicanor: She took care of me back in Unova!
Azzy: ... Zzuzu?
Nicanor: *waves a hand* Another country! Nice place. I'll conquer it as soon as we take over the Asylum.
Azzy: -blinks- ... Zuuuuuuuu.
Nicanor: Anyway, I've never hugged anyone else! So I can't... -want- to... D:
Azzy: .... -shuffles and hugs him- Zu ono?
Nicanor: *freezes up and flushes* W-w-what do you think you're doing, minion!?
Azzy: -pulls away quickly and cowers- Zuuurill ; A;
Nicanor: No! I'm not -mad-, I'm... confused! That's it!
Azzy: -sniffles- Z-zuu ;o;?
Nicanor: *looks away, but holds out his arms* Try it again.
Azzy: -sniffles and shuffles towards him- Azuu..
Nicanor: It's fine, minion.
Azzy: -holds out his arms- ; o;
Nicanor: ... What?! You want me to come to you?
Azzy: -nods his head quickly-
Nicanor: *grumbles but walks into his arms and leans against him*
Azzy: -hesitates but hugs him- ;w;?
Nicanor: ... H-hmph. You're not as cold as I thought you would be.
Azzy: -blinks at this and shakes his head- Zuurill.
Nicanor: *slowly wraps his arms around as him in return* Hmm...
Azzy: -blinks and sniffs up a booger- Zuuzu?
Nicanor: *lets out a sigh... and then abruptly pulls away from him, coughing and blushing furiously*
Azzy: -shocked and tilts his head before clining to his tail- Zuuzuz?
Nicanor: I-I-I feel... *cough* Very ill, minion! I must return to my room! *coughcough* Seeyoulatergocarryoutmywillbye. *runs*
Azzy: ...Zuu..? -waves-
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:28 am
"Celebration number two of Topless Day!"
Participants: A whole lot of patients and staff ohoho
Status: Complete
Daniel: .... *Shrugs* More comfortable this way
Alphonse: *splutters* What?!
Ingway: *taking notes on this phenomenon, nodding* Yes. You are clearly insecure about your borderline feminine physique. *waves a hand at Daniel* Especially when next to him.
Alphonse: DD8<
Jazz: -Sighs and just shuffles through paperwork, not paying attention to the fact that he is now shirtless-
Grim: -Tail flicks in annoyance- ...
(Ririka: ... -Turns to Janus- O uO)
Janus: -Punches me in the face- No.
Daniel: *Stares* More pokewhatsits.... *Gets an odd vibe about Ingway, but can't place why*
(Vethrfolnir: Topless Day! In which everyone is topless! EVERYONE. O__O)
Ingway: ... No.
Nicanor: *trying to tug Ingway's labcoat off, to no avail* DD:< ... *stares at Janus* OFF WITH THE SHIRTS, MEN WITH GIRL HAIR.
Ingway: ...
Alphonse: Pokemon, dammit! Why is this such a difficult word to-- ... say... where did all of these men come from. Why are they--
Nicanor: TOPLESS DAY. DO YOU SPEAK IT, MINION NUMBER THREE? D:<
Daniel: *Smirks* Poke.Whats.It. *Totally not doing it on purpose*
Ezekiel: ... *Takes a bite from his peach jam covered bagel and observes the going ons. Shrugs off his lab coat to toss over Jazz. Only he gets to see that!!*
Ichi: OmO *Screeches and covers his eyes* Everyone's naked!!!
Jazz: -Blinks, his head cocking a bit to the side when he is hit with the coat. Rolling his eyes, he sets the paperwork aside and pulls on the coat-
Grim: ...What's with the midgets running around?
Janus: -Raises a brow at Nicanor- Keep talking like that, and I may just take you to the catacombs and surgically turn you in to a girl.
Ezekiel: What the hell is going on here? *Licks some stray jam off his thumb while hovering by Jazz. He couldn't care less if the patients wanted to run around half naked. Just as long as they left him, and what's his, alone*
Ichi: OmO *Hisses and sparks while pointing at Grim* Kidnapper!!!
Alphonse: *twitches and wraps his arms around himself to cover his chest, then turns his glare on Daniel* Poke. Mon. You-- cheeky little... *looks down at his tail* ... Sharpedo!
Ingway: *tilts his head at the scene with Jazz and Ezekiel, then mutters to Grim* They are our younger patients. *seems to smirk very briefly at Janus' comment, and writes something else down on his clipboard*
Nicanor: As they should be, extremely yellow minion! For today is Topless Day and everyone must be without a shirt! No exceptions! *but then he looks horrified* ... *narrows his eyes* Not a bad threat, tall man. Not bad at all.
Spearmint: -has the trained, chiseled body of an athlete...who has been trapped in an asylum for several months-
Daniel: *Waves his hand in the air dismissively* Don't look like much of a "mon" to me, dude *Snorts* And last I checked, I'm not a marker *Chooses to interpret Sharpedo as Sharpie*
Ichi: *Taps a finger on his lip* All perverts. Every last one of you ;~; *Points at Nicanor* Especially you, bossy midget!
Jazz: Don't you know, Zeke? -Holds the coat tightly around himself- It's Topless Day of course.
Grim: -Scowls and glares at the Pichu- I AM NOT NO *****, YOU DAMN RAT! LET IT GO ALREADY!
Lennox: *Is nearly topless anyways because of the vest. Flicks his tail in minor agitation at being pushed out*
Haunter: *Hiding in the shadows because he doesn't want anyone to see his pasty white bleached scrawny chest* >.<
Jezebell: *Runs through the thread, arms over her head, waving her shirt and bra over her head as she laughs* Ah hee hee! Bouncy Bouncy!
Alphonse: Do you not see these?! *points irritably at his antennae, which are twitching furiously* These are a clear sign that I am a Volbeat --... no, nevermind! I shall not waste the effort on you, clearly you have you too much brine stuffed in your ears D:<
Nicanor: THE GREAT NICANOR IS NOT A PERVERT! *points blindly at Grim* He is! ... *drops his finger at seeing Jezebell running around* ... AGH! CHEST TUMORS!!
Ingway: *looks back and forth between the kids and Grim during this exchange, and writes more, mumbling* Keep a close eye on the Houndoom. *looks up at Spearmint* ... *scribble* Feed the Glaceon more. And the Haunter.
Grim: -Lets out a growl, his tail thrashing around even more. Reaches out to grab at Nicanor and shake him like a ragdoll - I am not a pervert you sick little midget! If anyone here is a pervert, it's clearly you!
Spearmint: ._. ... -does need to be fed properly- ;_;
Jazz: -Rolls his eyes and chucks an apple at Spearmint-
Ichi: ;~; *Whimpers and yanks his ears down to cover his eyes* ... *Mumbles* Both perverts
Daniel: Dude, take a damn chill pill *Wiggles an ear at the sight of Lennox. Lifts a hand to wave, but instantly gets distracted by the topless chick* See! That chick knows how to let loose
Ezekiel: I see *Shakes his head* I will be keeping my shirt on. *Looks to Jazz* As will you.
Haunter: <3 *Watchs Grim with a happy little smirk on his face*
Lennox: *Flicks his tail and creeps over to Daniel to watch the strange individuals*
Jezebell: *Smiles and waves her shirt back and forth over her head* ^_^ I have a lovely pair of coconuts!
Jazz: Of course, Zeke. Of course. I know the rules and all the stuff. No worries.
Janus: -Grabs Jezebell by her hair and drags her out- No one needs to see this s**t...
Alphonse: *turns his head slowly to see what he's talking about, then immediately looks disgusted* I would rather not be like... "that chick". *wraps his arms more tightly around his chest, quickly looking away* And her... coconuts...
Nicanor: *flails* UNHAND ME, PERVERTED MINION!
Ingway: *calmly, but loud enough to be heard* Please release the patient. There will be no fighting during my watch.
Haunter: >3>
Jezebell: *Giggles up until the point her hair is grabbed* YOW! Ow ow ow ow ow! *Arm flails a little as she's dragged off, utterly ignorant of the unease she is creating by participating in 'Topless Day'* I'll put my top back on! Stop pulling stop pulling!!
Grim: -Huffs, and instead of setting Nicanor down gently he just drops him. Mumbles- Fine, have it your way then... -Sends one more glare at the child before stomping off, but then stops at the feeling of a familiar gaze- ...
Spearmint: ;_________________; Real...real fruit. -agog-
Ezekiel: Good. *Leans to peek at the papers* What are you working on? *Neglecting his job to be nosey*
Daniel: Sounds like someone's got coconut envy *Grins, flashing rows of razor sharp teeth. The grin quickly vanishes when his mind processes Ingway's words* .... *Grumbles out curses, glances at the present doctors, then grabs Len's arm to drag him off* Come on, we're moving to waters that have less piranha swimming about
Ichi: *Takes refuge in a corner, curled up in the fetal position* ;~;
Alphonse: W-what? Nonsense!! *shudders as he sees Daniel's teeth and quickly looks away from him... but does peek back at him as he leaves with Lennox, looking over the fairy curiously* ... *glances back at the others and notices Spearmint with an apple* Excuse me! Where did you get that?
Nicanor: O-oof! *glares viciously at Grim's retreating back, and turns it over to Ingway when he disappears* I could've handled that on my own!
Ingway: *raises a brow*
Nicanor: I could've!! Don't mock me with your invisible eyebrows! They disappear into your hair! *stomps away from him to approach Ichi... and kicks the Pichu's side* What's the matter with you, minion?
Aura: *Tip toes out* >.> *Creeps over towards Ichi* What are you doing? *Then blinks as a strange boy kicks him*
Ichi: Ow! What was that for you... butthead! D8< *Swats at Nicanor and then turns to Aura* I'm hiding from the naked people *Flails his arms*
Nicanor: It was for you being a wimp! They're not even naked! They're just topless! ... *looks speculatively at Aura and then glares at them both* Which NEITHER OF YOU ARE. And this displeases me!
Aura: *Places her hands over her mouth to stifle a giggle* Butthead. XD *She sobrts up a bit and makes a face* Ew. Naked people are icky. *She looks at Nicanor uncertainly* I don't know you so why should I care if your displeased. I like Ichi, and your not making him happy. So...go away...butthead!
Ichi: Naked is naked! They're showing bits that should not be shown! *Crosses his arms and nods* And see! She agrees *Sticks his tongue out at the other boy* So, myah!
Nicanor: *twitches* Simpletons! How dare you insult your overlord?! ... And couldn't you think of anything better!? The Great Nicanor is even more displeased by your lack of creativity!
Ichi: Overlord? *Looks puzzled as he cocks his head, his ears twitching* You're not my overlord.
Aura: *Nods her head in agreement with Ichi, her pale bangs flopping in her eyes. Though she pauses and blinks at Nic's pompous attitude. Ignoring him, she turns to look at Ichi* Is he like...a friend of yours? He's not very nice at all. *She looks at Nic and points a finger at him* I don't know what you mean by that but it doesn't sound friendly. I don't want to play with you.
Ichi: *Whips his head back in forth as he shakes his head in an over exaggerated manner* Nuh-uh! *Leans over to whisper to Aura* I bet he has no friends, cause he's such a butt head
Nicanor: FOOLS! This isn't about playing! You must have missed my announcement -- I've declared myself Overlord of the Asylum! I'm going to conquer it; you can either join me or be crushed! *narrows his eyes* And if I'm not your Overlord, who is? Tell me so I can take them down!!
Ichi: *Shrugs* No one is. But certainly not you *Nods and crosses his arms, his hands disappearing into his sleeves* I didn't vote for you after all.
Nicanor: Overlords are not like presidents, worm-brained minion! We take our titles, no matter what anyone else thinks; and we beat down anyone who challenges us! Now, I'm willing to train the two of you to be useful minions... *wrinkles his nose* Even if it'll take a lot of work...
Aura: *Smiles brightly and giggles at Ichi's whispering to her. She pauses then and stares at Nic for a few moments. She blinks her yellow eyes a little and shakes her head some.* I don't have any overlord thingy. I have a brother and a sister though. Oh! And I have a friend. *She replies while looking at Ichi.* I didn't vote for him either. *She repeats after him.* I vote for Ichi! You can be my Overlord!
Ichi: Taking the title means nothing if I say you're not it, makes it just a useless word. *Puffs out his cheeks* And I don't know what minion means, but if you keep calling me it, it must be an insult. So go kiss a Beedrill's stinger, butthead. *Sticks his tongue out and sees his child like logic as infallible*
Nicanor: *his wing-like tails start flapping in irritation* Ugh, that's it! The two of you are hopeless! I'll be sure to crush you like the maggots you are! *and after more vicious flapping, he starts flying off, surprisingly rather high in the air*
Ichi: ... *Whispers* He was a d**k omo
Aura: *She giggles a little and watchs the very agitated Nic fluttering off. her head tilts a little and she smiles at Ichi* I think we made him mad Ichi. He is a kooky boy and his game is sort of odd.
Ichi: *Huffs* He made me mad first! *Grumbles incoherently under his breath* He can play on his own *Sparks out of agitation while turning to walk off* I ain't no one's... minion *Still doesn't know what that means*
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:42 am
"Minion, you're not supposed to cheer me up... I should be angry!"
Participants: Nicanor, Azzy, Photinus
Status: Complete
(Eranas: ... But Nicanor's gonna have a heartattack if he sees Azzy topless again.)
Nicanor: AS HE SHOULD BE. ... w-wait, what? What?! NO! I-it's perfectly fine if minion number one is topless! He's just following the rules! I won't have a heart attack over that!!
(Eranas: NO, YOU ARE NICANOR, YOU HATE MAN NIPPLES REMEMBER.)
Nicanor: ... *flushes furiously and points* HIS CHEST EYES KEPT POINTING AT ME!
(Eranas: Awww does Nicanor need a hug from the man nipples looking at him.)
(Melomar: *ties up Photinus and sets him down (yes, bare chested) in front of Nicanor* >8])
Photinus: ... o.o?
Nicanor: *SCREECH* POINTING AND GLOWING!!
(Vethrfolnir: ... Yes, Era. He does need a hug.)
Azzy: ... Zuu.
Nicanor: MINION! *flails at Azzy, but his face seems to turn redder* Where have you been!? I could have used your help dealing with a couple of insubordinates today! But now that you're here... *points at Photinus* Help me recruit this one! We could use him as a nightlight!
Azzy: -looks freezing- ; ^;... -sniffles and stares at Phontinus- ... Zuuzuuzu!?
Nicanor: *stares at his shivering... then moves behind him, puts his arms around Azzy's waist, and then starts to shove Azzy closer to Photinus in this position, his face flaring* You're better with grownups, so you t-talk to him! I'll keep you warm and translate!
Photinus: I... I'm not an adult. ._.; *scoots away from the creepy kids* ...
Azzy: -looks horrified when he's pushed towards Phontinus- Zuu, Zuuu ;A;
Nicanor: NOT SO FAST, GROWN-UP! Azzy tells you to sit your glow-butt down and listen! D:<
Ingway: *strolls by, finally topless too; he probably decided to humor Nicanor for the hell of it. He doesn't look embarrassed at all, but with his mask, it's hard to tell*
Azzy: -shakes his head- Zuu! ZUUZU ; AAA;
Photinus: *scoots away again* Stop pushing him; it's obvious he doesn't like it. *doesn't like it either and looks around for an escape, or one useful to one tied up*
Nicanor: *mutters conspiratorially to Azzy, his ears starting to twitch with agitation* Minion, come on! I'm going to be a laughingstock if this keeps up!
Photinus: <<; ... *uses Nicanor's distraction with Azzy to inchworm toward the nearest hallway* >> ....
Azzy: -squirms and watches him leave- Z-zzuzu... Zuuu?
Nicanor: *twitches and holds him tighter, his ears twitching more* These two worm-brained kids had the nerve to mock me earlier today, and they refused my leadership! I can't lose another prospective minion! I'd be a failure!!
Azzy: -his brows furrow slightly, floppy ears twitching... before he sighs and tries to follow Phontinus-
Nicanor: *lets out a sigh, releasing him now* Thanks, minion. ... What? Where'd he go?!
Azzy: -shakes head head, looking around with a shrug- Zuzu..
Nicanor: Dammit! Sneaky bug! We... *his tail-wings flap frantically* We have to find someone else to recruit... *huff*
Azzy: -looks around, but doesn't recognize anyone- ;;
Nicanor: *his ears finally droop down* Dammit...
Azzy: -tilts his head and blinks at this.. moving to poke his ears up- Zuriil?
Nicanor: *slaps lightly at his hand* S-stop it, minion... I've got to... I've got to think. And regroup...
Azzy: -continues prodding at his ears- Zuuril.
Nicanor: I said stop it, minion! *sniffs loudly*
Azzy: -blinks and stops, tilts his head- Zuuu?
Nicanor: I-I'm fine! My ears don't need elevating! *they quiver slightly, but stay drooped down as he starts to stomp off* Come on, minion! We must... *wipes at his nose with a sleeve* return to the lair... And plan...
Azzy: Zuu..! -shakes his head and cling to his tail as he walks-
Nicanor: *grumbles the whole way back to his room, slamming the door open and immediately running to his bed, to pull out a notepad and a marker from underneath his pillow* PLAN. *scribbles furiously*
Azzy: -hurries after him, occasionally fumbling on the way, and tripping, but he closes the door slowly when they get there, blinking-
Nicanor: *grumbles* Thank you for closing the door, minion. *scribble*
Azzy: -he nods and.. kinda wonders over to the bed-
Nicanor: *glances up at him, scowling* Any ideas, minion?
Azzy: ... -flinches and shakes his head- Zuu ; A;
Nicanor: ... *lets out a small huff, handing the notepad over to Azzy; instead of writing plans, he's just been drawing silly looking stick figures* Normally fear is a good thing, but you shouldn't be afraid when we're plotting, minion.
Azzy: -shakes a little.. but see the stick figures and sniffles- ;.;... -tries to wiggles his fingers for a crayon-
Nicanor: *holds out the marker to him* Here!
Azzy: .. -sticks his tongue out, flops on the floor and ... doodles this-
Nicanor: *looks over his shoulder to watch him, and when he sees the drawing take shape, his already big eyes go even wider* ... *waits until Azzy finishes before tossing his arms around him, mumbling* S-stupid...
Azzy: ouo Zuu! Zurrill.
Nicanor: Y-you're so stupid! But you... y-you can make my campaign posters, and stuff... and... I'll steal lots and lots of markers for you!
Azzy: -claps- Zuuu!!! -nods and doodles more, humming-"
Nicanor: *clings to him as he watches this* ... Minion?
Azzy: -pushes him away- ZUU D8< -hides as he doodles-
Nicanor: Hey! I was going to ask you something important! *squints at the paper* ... It can wait, I guess...
Azzy: -And after a few minutes he shows him THIS -
Nicanor: ... Is that minion number three--? And those are my ears! ... Minion, that's a perfect idea! In my new kingdom, everyone must wear Victini ears! They will be the symbol of my empire!!
Azzy: .. Zuu -nods slowly- o uo
Nicanor: *cackles, but he seems to remember something, and scoots closer to Azzy* Minion. Until we conquer the Asylum... promise you won't leave my side. Okay? I want you to make an oath!
Azzy: -stares and blinks- Zuu?
Nicanor: Promise me, m... A... A-azzy!
Azzy: .... -blinks but holds up his pinky slightly- Zuu?
Nicanor: *shakes his pinky quickly with his own, looking away stubbornly now that the moment is over* Th-thank you.
Azzy: -clings to his tail quickly- Zuuu!
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:39 pm
"Plan number three, Operation Breakfast!"
Participants: Nicanor, Azzy
Status: Incomplete
Azzy: -nibbling some moldy bread- Zuu..
Nicanor: Where'd you get that, minion?!
Azzy: -blinks and shrugs, nibbling the parts that aren't green- Zuuzril..
Nicanor: ... Wait here! *runs off in the direction of the cafeteria*
Azzy: ...-sits on his tail and chews more-
Nicanor: *about twenty minutes later, he comes running back with a plate of... French toast?* Here, this is better!
Azzy: ... -stares at him and looks shocked at the -good- looking food- Zuu?!
Nicanor: I took the stuff from the kitchen and made this myself! *cackles and shows off a handful of little orange flames in his left hand* The chef suspected nothing!
Azzy: -his eyes widen.. and he drools, moving to attack the french toast hungrily-
Nicanor: *the flames flicker away as he watches this* ... Do you... like it?
Azzy: -but he's too busy devouring the only god food he's had in months to reply-
Nicanor: Hmph! I'll take that as a yes!
Azzy: -and he clings to his little tail ball when he's done- Zuuu = u=
Nicanor: You're welcome. :<
Azzy: -blinks at him- Zuuzuzriil?
Nicanor: I thought I should... thank you for giving me an idea yesterday. So. You're welcome!
Azzy: -blinks and nods, but repeats his question- Zuuzuzriil?
Nicanor: What? Did I... no. *blinks* You're right. *waves a hand* That's not important right now! You liked the food, so do you think.. that would be a good way to recruit new minions?
Azzy: -he licks his lips but nods quickly- Zuu!
Nicanor: Then we need to get more supplies!
Azzy: .. Zuu?!
Nicanor: We need more food from the kitchen to prepare tasty meals! We have to go back when the chef isn't looking!
Azzy: -nods quickly- Zuu. -wiggles towards the cafeteria and points- Zuu?
Nicanor: Yes! Distract the chef and I'll steal the food! *cackles and runs off*
Azzy: ... -his ears flop not knowing who the chef is or what to do-
Nicanor: ... Distract him! Be cute!
Azzy: ... -his lips wibble- Z-z-zuuuu?!"
Nicanor: Like that! That's perfect!
Azzy: -still looks confused, but he tries to help him-
(Vethrfolnir: ... So, a successful heist later :'D?
Eranas: I dunno, what would he do o 3o?
Vethrfolnir: ... Sneak around the kitchen in extremely obvious ways and take breakfast foods. Then find some secluded place to cook them with his own fire.
Eranas: ... And Azzy watches this with wide eyes then.)
Nicanor: *wipes his brow after making five plates of simple, but surprisingly good looking food; he's only singed a few areas* Hmph... we have to use these wisely, minion. Who should we recruit today... *picks up two plates and balances one on his head* You carry the other two, minion!
Azzy: -he lets go of his tial and wiggles and gets the plates, tilting his head, wondering where they're going to.. "recruit" others- Zuu?
Nicanor: Where haven't we gone yet? We might be missing out on some powerful minions! *walks ahead rather aimlessly, carefully keeping his balance to make sure the plate on his head doesn't topple over*
Azzy: -tries to help steady him when he wobbles and shakes his head- Zuuurill zu.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:14 pm
"Let's go find the murderer!"
Participants: Nicanor, Azzy
Status: Incomplete
(Eventually Azzy does fall off and tumbles to the ground, he doesn't look hurt... but he's glaring and screaming some strange syllables at him... then he runs off as fast as his tiny legs can take him. He goes running straight to Nicanor and starts bawling because he thinks Alphonse is dead.)
Nicanor: What the heck are you crying about, minion!?
Azzy: ZZZZU! Q__Q ZUUUU RILL, ZUUU!
Nicanor: Who's dead!? *brightens* Did one of the doctors keel over? THAT WOULD BE EXCELLENT NEWS --
Azzy: ZZZUUUU!! *sobs*
Nicanor: ... No? *snaps his fingers, scowling* So... who is it then? Some bug you found in your hair? Don't be sad if that scum dies!
Azzy: ZUURIL ZUU ZUURIRUU!!
Nicanor: ... Alphonse. That name sounds familiar...
Azzy: ;____; *holds up a drawing he made*
Nicanor: *points at the picture* That's minion number three!! ... damn, he's dead *already*? That was fast --
Azzy: .... Q_____Q *sobs loudly*
Nicanor: Gah, alright! Alright! C'mon, let's go find the guy who killed him, I'll beat him up for you! I'll burn the food he ate if he was poisoned if it'll make you stop wailing!
Azzy: *but he continues to wail loudly*
Nicanor: What!? Oh, come on! Azzy!
Azzy: *shakes his head and cries loudly, as he flings forward to cling to Nicanor for moral support*
Nicanor: Umph! ... *grumbles as he pats Azzy's back, but he can never deny his number one minion a hug*
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